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Jul 25, 2014 4:34 PM

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nature designed men's balls for one to sag lower than the other to avoid clashing against each other
Jul 25, 2014 4:36 PM

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Yarii said:
nature designed men's balls for one to sag lower than the other to avoid clashing against each other

why?
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Jul 25, 2014 4:44 PM

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beavis2323 said:
Yarii said:
nature designed men's balls for one to sag lower than the other to avoid clashing against each other

why?

to not clash together -> to not be infertile?
Jul 25, 2014 4:49 PM

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Yarii said:
clash together
sounds painful
Jul 25, 2014 4:51 PM
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Afshar said:
Yarii said:
clash together
sounds painful


I can't remember what movie it was, but I saw a movie once where a dog bit this guys balls out so he got them replaced with metal ones, and they clacked together when he walked.
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Jul 25, 2014 4:53 PM

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Pentobarbidoll said:
Afshar said:
sounds painful


I can't remember what movie it was, but I saw a movie once where a dog bit this guys balls out so he got them replaced with metal ones, and they clacked together when he walked.
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Jul 25, 2014 7:32 PM

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Gitanos said:
Everybody has a smaller and a bigger ball.
this is a fact.
Jul 25, 2014 7:39 PM

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Yes, but if you actually had big balls in the first place, no one would notice that one of them was smaller. They'd just be bamboozled by how big your balls were. Life's rough dude, hopefully the trauma of removing your pubes and finding out you have small nuts will be over soon enough.
Jul 25, 2014 7:47 PM

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Olveparty said:
Yes, but if you actually had big balls in the first place, no one would notice that one of them was smaller. They'd just be bamboozled by how big your balls were. Life's rough dude, hopefully the trauma of removing your pubes and finding out you have small nuts will be over soon enough.


Hopefully that trauma will lead him to never make a thread like this on MAL again.
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Jul 25, 2014 7:56 PM

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Just get ride of the smaller ball if you don't like it. -_- one of my friends got ride of his testicles because they were looking ugly! anyway, it doesn't matter what your gf thinks, what really matter is what do you think!! so as long as you're ok with them then there's no problem.
Jul 25, 2014 8:03 PM

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Jul 25, 2014 8:12 PM

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Kitska said:


Her reaction to being trolled by over 9000 penises
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Jul 25, 2014 8:15 PM

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Manga-Addict said:
so i finally shaved my pubes and balls and there i was staring at my balls and small fat dick that i haven't seen in a looong time (they were buried in ball's hair and pubes) and found out 2 things a good thing and a bad thing :

1- my dick isnt actually small, its actually long ..the good thing
2-my left ball is smaller than my right ball ..the thing that freaked me out, but my gf said that my small ball is cute and she likes it and its a sign that i am a very lucky dude

my question, do i believe her or not? she was the one who made me shave my pubes that i liked so much and now i am worried and sad


actually, i may be drawing an assumption here, but i believe what you have is normal. It's called a varicocele. Just an extra mass of veins in a testicle due to lack of bloodflow. it really doesn't affect anything other than if you get to much veins and it grows heavy, then you can have them laser away some of them. other than that, it really plays no affect. I have a varicocele on my left testy.
Jul 25, 2014 8:16 PM

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you either have cancer or you're superman
Jul 25, 2014 8:18 PM

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KAMIN_A said:
you either have cancer or you're superman


He's just dreaming -_-
Jul 25, 2014 8:50 PM

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"but my gf said that my small ball is cute and she likes it and its a sign that i am a very lucky dude"
... I'm getting a finding nemo kinda vibe from this
Jul 25, 2014 9:14 PM

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Manga-Addict said:
so i finally shaved my pubes and balls and there i was staring at my balls and small fat dick that i haven't seen in a looong time (they were buried in ball's hair and pubes) and found out 2 things a good thing and a bad thing :

1- my dick isnt actually small, its actually long ..the good thing
2-my left ball is smaller than my right ball ..the thing that freaked me out, but my gf said that my small ball is cute and she likes it and its a sign that i am a very lucky dude

my question, do i believe her or not? she was the one who made me shave my pubes that i liked so much and now i am worried and sad


sigh, can't believe i'm here

when i like a guy? i like all of him. including imperfections. its just a small ball. if your girl isn't breaking up with you, she doesn't care
Jul 25, 2014 10:03 PM

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Fortunately for you, OP, most pharmacies sell ball stretchers.

Go ask for one sometime.
Jul 26, 2014 2:45 PM

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i dont trust either you guys or my gf ..............i have an appointment with a doctor tommorrow to check my small ball
Jul 26, 2014 3:45 PM

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Manga-Addict said:
i dont trust either you guys or my gf ..............i have an appointment with a doctor tommorrow to check my small ball

I was sincere about what i had said. you should look into it to see if it might be the case.
Jan 17, 2015 8:19 PM

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I have a long tongue
Jan 17, 2015 8:29 PM

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I have a pretty big nose but a lot of Greeks have big noses.
Jan 17, 2015 8:31 PM

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Cookieking said:
I have a pretty big nose but a lot of Greeks have big noses.


U look like this?

http://www.mksecrets.net/images/newsarchive/2010/december/image03.jpg
Jan 17, 2015 8:31 PM

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PoeticJustice said:
Cookieking said:
I have a pretty big nose but a lot of Greeks have big noses.


U look like this?

http://www.mksecrets.net/images/newsarchive/2010/december/image03.jpg


Not that big....or pointy....
Jan 18, 2015 1:07 AM

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One ball being bigger than the other is perfectly normal, lmao at the people playing doctor. The thing you should look out for is abnormal SHAPE of the ball and a texture anything other than firm and rubbery.
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Jan 18, 2015 1:30 AM

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D4nnySw4g said:
da fuck did i just read
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By each let this be heard,
Some do it with a bitter look,
Some with a flattering word,
The coward does it with a kiss,
The brave man with a sword!''
~Oscar
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