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May 10, 2016 8:18 PM

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Martin said:
28 people left.

It seems artificially inflated but that's only because I'm not counting people out for not posting, for now. But we'll see about that~
Be positive. It really isn't that hard. :L

May 11, 2016 1:25 AM

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codephat said:
Martin said:
28 people left.

It seems artificially inflated but that's only because I'm not counting people out for not posting, for now. But we'll see about that~
Be positive. It really isn't that hard. :L
For you asexuals probably.

Daily doujin
May 11, 2016 3:28 AM

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Can someone post some fun stuff?
Something like this would be neat:
May 11, 2016 5:51 AM

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Martin said:
28 people left.

It seems artificially inflated but that's only because I'm not counting people out for not posting, for now. But we'll see about that~

You're going to start culling inactive participants?
May 11, 2016 9:32 AM

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I'm in between statuses right now. I fapped, but strangely, no fluids were released.
Not sure whether I should go head and try again to completion, or consider this to be a 'close call'.

What is your take on the situation, @Martin ?
May 11, 2016 10:11 AM

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DeadSnow24th said:
I'm in between statuses right now. I fapped, but strangely, no fluids were released.
Not sure whether I should go head and try again to completion, or consider this to be a 'close call'.

What is your take on the situation, @Martin ?
Did you try to finish? That is weird, I always finish with fluids :s
I'll hold off for now
May 11, 2016 10:15 AM
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Immout mi peeps
Last days been stressin






Weill still be shitposting if I want to
gone bai bai
May 11, 2016 10:32 AM

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Martin said:
DeadSnow24th said:
I'm in between statuses right now. I fapped, but strangely, no fluids were released.
Not sure whether I should go head and try again to completion, or consider this to be a 'close call'.

What is your take on the situation, @Martin ?
Did you try to finish? That is weird, I always finish with fluids :s
I'll hold off for now

Nothing came out, so I just tried to move onto something else.
It's been nearly a hour since I did that and still no release of fluids.

I guess it could count as 'edging' instead?
May 11, 2016 10:33 AM
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DeadSnow24th said:
Martin said:
Did you try to finish? That is weird, I always finish with fluids :s
I'll hold off for now

Nothing came out, so I just tried to move onto something else.
It's been nearly a hour since I did that and still no release of fluids.

I guess it could count as 'edging' instead?
Bruh, I think you lost your puberty
gone bai bai
May 11, 2016 10:34 AM

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@Mkim
Afraid I don't follow what you are implying.
May 11, 2016 10:39 AM
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DeadSnow24th said:
@Mkim
Afraid I don't follow what you are implying.
Cus bois produce sperm when they start puberty

No sperm = No puberty

You lost your puberty
gone bai bai
May 11, 2016 10:51 AM

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@Mkim and @Martin
I just think it might be a result of previously fapping for too long.
This failure to release fluids is uncommon, but it has happened to me a few times.
May 11, 2016 3:51 PM

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DeadSnow24th said:
@Mkim and @Martin
I just think it might be a result of previously fapping for too long.
This failure to release fluids is uncommon, but it has happened to me a few times.
That is very, very strange.
I suggest seeing a doctor about it asap.
May 11, 2016 4:03 PM

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Never mind, I'm officially eliminated. But I'm not going off on a whole 'cursed to fap forever' rant or something. I had the option not to give into the hentai. Only have myself to blame. 'Twas a good run up until the past couple of days.

@Semen-Demon
Unfortunately, my bodily fluids have been eroded by time and absorbed into clothing. As a consolation, have some Doritos instead.
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May 11, 2016 4:08 PM

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Still in.
May 11, 2016 8:46 PM

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DeadSnow24th said:

Never mind, I'm officially eliminated. But I'm not going off on a whole 'cursed to fap forever' rant or something. I had the option not to give into the hentai. Only have myself to blame. 'Twas a good run up until the past couple of days.

@Semen-Demon
Unfortunately, my bodily fluids have been eroded by time and absorbed into clothing. As a consolation, have some Doritos instead.


*Drinks your Semen from your clothing*
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May 11, 2016 8:52 PM

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@Semen-Demon
You really want to go that far? Very bizarre creature..
May 12, 2016 12:37 AM

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Lmao, this is... rather interesting

May 12, 2016 6:47 AM

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Haha, well this is a first time i've seen anything like this.
Pretty interesting
May 12, 2016 4:40 PM

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@Polychrome is out but he said it on the wrong thread so yea.
May 12, 2016 4:52 PM

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you say that you probably lost 10 times over since this started
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May 12, 2016 4:53 PM

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Kuri_TT0 said:

you say that you probably lost 10 times over since this started

More
May 12, 2016 5:09 PM

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@Ardanaz

and a weeb
May 12, 2016 11:23 PM

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People who call others "pervert" are definitely perverts themselves.
May 12, 2016 11:51 PM

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Even though I'm already out I still haven't actually fapped this month, lol.
May 13, 2016 1:35 AM

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As someone who enjoys rhythm games, this was a fun way to fap.
May 13, 2016 11:01 AM

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I had 3 lewd dreams for 3 lewd nights in a row, but still haven't released anything... I hope nothing is wrong with me. >_>
May 13, 2016 12:13 PM

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Well, I'm out. I'd say it was fun, but it wasn't.

@DerTwist I hope I disappointed you.
May 13, 2016 12:20 PM

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ZumBum said:
Well, I'm out. I'd say it was fun, but it wasn't.

@DerTwist I hope I disappointed you.


*Drinks your Semen*
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May 13, 2016 12:26 PM

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Semen-Demon said:
ZumBum said:
Well, I'm out. I'd say it was fun, but it wasn't.

@DerTwist I hope I disappointed you.


*Drinks your Semen*


*sigh* Sharo. Can you please go back to annoying Kokoro?
May 13, 2016 12:35 PM
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ZumBum said:
Well, I'm out. I'd say it was fun, but it wasn't.

@DerTwist I hope I disappointed you.

YOU ASS PLOUGH!! WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING DROPPING OUT OF THIS SHIT WHEN YOU HAD SO MUCH WEIGHT ON YOUR SHOULDERS, YOU UNWORTHY SALAMI-NIPPLED PRICK!? I TRUSTED YOU, I WAS WITH YOU AND WE'D GET THROUGH THIS TOGETHER BUT YOU PUSSIED OUT BECAUSE 'oh, it wasnt very fun.' FUCK THAT! YOU DON'T DO THIS SHIT BECAUSE IT'S EASY, YOU DO IT BECAUSE IT'S YOUR FUCKING DUTY! YOU REMOVE KANBARU, YOU GET RID OF ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), YOU CAN'T THINK OF A DECENT FUCKING NAME FOR THE MAIN ROOM, AND NOW YOU CAN'T HOLD OFF SQUEEZING YOUR CHODE EITHER? YOU ARE THE WORST LEADER IN FUCKING HISTORY! I'D RATHER BLOW MYSELF UP WITH ISIS THAN FOLLOW YOU! AT LEAST THEY GET THEIR BULLSHIT DONE!
FUCK YOU, ZUM!
FUCK YOU!
;-;
May 13, 2016 12:40 PM

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DerTwist said:
ZumBum said:
Well, I'm out. I'd say it was fun, but it wasn't.

@DerTwist I hope I disappointed you.

YOU ASS PLOUGH!! WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING DROPPING OUT OF THIS SHIT WHEN YOU HAD SO MUCH WEIGHT ON YOUR SHOULDERS, YOU UNWORTHY SALAMI-NIPPLED PRICK!? I TRUSTED YOU, I WAS WITH YOU AND WE'D GET THROUGH THIS TOGETHER BUT YOU PUSSIED OUT BECAUSE 'oh, it wasnt very fun.' FUCK THAT! YOU DON'T DO THIS SHIT BECAUSE IT'S EASY, YOU DO IT BECAUSE IT'S YOUR FUCKING DUTY! YOU REMOVE KANBARU, YOU GET RID OF ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), YOU CAN'T THINK OF A DECENT FUCKING NAME FOR THE MAIN ROOM, AND NOW YOU CAN'T HOLD OFF SQUEEZING YOUR CHODE EITHER? YOU ARE THE WORST LEADER IN FUCKING HISTORY! I'D RATHER BLOW MYSELF UP WITH ISIS THAN FOLLOW YOU! AT LEAST THEY GET THEIR BULLSHIT DONE!
FUCK YOU, ZUM!
FUCK YOU!
;-;


I'm sorry! I was weak and that loli doujin gave me the finishing blow.
I will consider stepping down as the owner. We can't continue with such a shitty representative after all.

Anyways, you got this! For the glory of the chat!!!!!
May 13, 2016 12:43 PM
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ZumBum said:
DerTwist said:

YOU ASS PLOUGH!! WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING DROPPING OUT OF THIS SHIT WHEN YOU HAD SO MUCH WEIGHT ON YOUR SHOULDERS, YOU UNWORTHY SALAMI-NIPPLED PRICK!? I TRUSTED YOU, I WAS WITH YOU AND WE'D GET THROUGH THIS TOGETHER BUT YOU PUSSIED OUT BECAUSE 'oh, it wasnt very fun.' FUCK THAT! YOU DON'T DO THIS SHIT BECAUSE IT'S EASY, YOU DO IT BECAUSE IT'S YOUR FUCKING DUTY! YOU REMOVE KANBARU, YOU GET RID OF ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), YOU CAN'T THINK OF A DECENT FUCKING NAME FOR THE MAIN ROOM, AND NOW YOU CAN'T HOLD OFF SQUEEZING YOUR CHODE EITHER? YOU ARE THE WORST LEADER IN FUCKING HISTORY! I'D RATHER BLOW MYSELF UP WITH ISIS THAN FOLLOW YOU! AT LEAST THEY GET THEIR BULLSHIT DONE!
FUCK YOU, ZUM!
FUCK YOU!
;-;


I'm sorry! I was weak and that loli doujin gave me the finishing blow.
I will consider stepping down as the owner. We can't continue with such a shitty representative after all.

Anyways, you got this! For the glory of the chat!!!!!

You subhuman Chinese cartoon paedophile and your loli bullshit... Fuck you, fuck your position, fuck your representation, and fuck the glory of the chat, I don't care anymore, I'm whacking off right now already. I've given up, Zum. It's back to masturbation, alcohol, cocaine and hopelessness. Well done, Zum, good job.
May 13, 2016 12:45 PM

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DerTwist said:
ZumBum said:


I'm sorry! I was weak and that loli doujin gave me the finishing blow.
I will consider stepping down as the owner. We can't continue with such a shitty representative after all.

Anyways, you got this! For the glory of the chat!!!!!

You subhuman Chinese cartoon paedophile and your loli bullshit... Fuck you, fuck your position, fuck your representation, and fuck the glory of the chat, I don't care anymore, I'm whacking off right now already. I've given up, Zum. It's back to masturbation, alcohol, cocaine and hopelessness. Well done, Zum, good job.


Wow, I never knew that I had so much weight on my shoulders. Well, at least we don't have to suffer anymore.
May 13, 2016 12:46 PM
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ZumBum said:
DerTwist said:

You subhuman Chinese cartoon paedophile and your loli bullshit... Fuck you, fuck your position, fuck your representation, and fuck the glory of the chat, I don't care anymore, I'm whacking off right now already. I've given up, Zum. It's back to masturbation, alcohol, cocaine and hopelessness. Well done, Zum, good job.


Wow, I never knew that I had so much weight on my shoulders. Well, at least we don't have to suffer anymore.

You make me sad.
May 13, 2016 12:50 PM

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DerTwist said:
ZumBum said:


Wow, I never knew that I had so much weight on my shoulders. Well, at least we don't have to suffer anymore.

You make me sad.


I have no excuses. I'm just a worthless human being.
May 13, 2016 12:59 PM
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In all seriousness tho, my motivation's dead. Write me off, I'll fap later today probably.
May 13, 2016 5:46 PM

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You disappointed me @ZumBum
You promised me you'd carry on my legacy the day I lost.
May 13, 2016 6:12 PM

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Day 6: Overwatch Beta
Day 7: Overwatch Beta
Day 8: Mother's Day and Overwatch Beta
Day 9: Overwatch Beta
Day 10: Last Hours of Overwatch Beta
Day 11: Had to help my mother all day with medical appointments
Day 12: Overtime at Work
Day 13: Watch several anime movies but the summary is that the Overwatch beta allowed me to be safe for nearly 2 weeks even with attractive character designs. Case and Point. Take that as you wish. But *cough* Get on my level *cough*.



Bae btw ^

♪All his life has been, a roller coaster ride of dream
No time for looking back, forgetting who or what
His song is all that he leaves behind,
On silent nights I hear him still, whistling a tune I know so well
Gun in hand, rose in another, He's Lupin the 3rd♪

May 13, 2016 9:39 PM

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I have yet to try Overwatch. :o
Idk if it's something I wanna play tho
May 14, 2016 2:19 AM

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Martin said:
You disappointed me @ZumBum
You promised me you'd carry on my legacy the day I lost.


You left a shitty legacy.
May 14, 2016 2:22 AM

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ZumBum said:
Martin said:
You disappointed me @ZumBum
You promised me you'd carry on my legacy the day I lost.


You left a shitty legacy.
Oh, please.
Without me this whole thing wouldn't exist!

Oh and have something
May 14, 2016 2:59 AM
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Seriously, write me off, I fapped yesterday in crushing despair.
May 14, 2016 4:00 AM

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DerTwist said:
Seriously, write me off, I fapped yesterday in crushing despair.


*Drinks your Semen*
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May 14, 2016 4:11 AM

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Martin said:
ZumBum said:


You left a shitty legacy.
Oh, please.
Without me this whole thing wouldn't exist!

Oh and have something


Oh, thank you. That's a nice doujin ;ooo

DerTwist said:
Seriously, write me off, I fapped yesterday in crushing despair.


Wow, Toast. You disappoint me.
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I'm out. I went my two weeks. I regret nothing. 3DPD for life
May 14, 2016 4:37 AM

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Kuri_TT0 said:
I'm out. I went my two weeks. I regret nothing. 3DPD for life


*Drinks your Semen*
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Then please join my fanclub
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