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Nov 17, 2014 7:55 AM

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Mar 2014
6347
fuck...that's awesome..


I don't have a pickup line.
[i]"Yet each man kills the thing he loves,
By each let this be heard,
Some do it with a bitter look,
Some with a flattering word,
The coward does it with a kiss,
The brave man with a sword!''
~Oscar
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Nov 17, 2014 11:47 AM

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Oct 2014
4753
10/10

I love you.
Nov 17, 2014 11:50 AM
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Aug 2014
249
2/10

Be my girl.
Nov 17, 2014 11:51 AM

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Jul 2014
6989
2/10

I wanna be inside you
Nov 17, 2014 11:56 AM
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Feb 2012
3603
1/10

Hey, baby. Your smile is like breakfast to me. The most important part of my day. ^^
"Be the change you wish to see in the world." ⛩️

Nov 17, 2014 12:05 PM

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Nov 2014
21
5/10

Ey girl are you an archeologist? Cus I got a big bone for you to examine
Nov 17, 2014 4:21 PM

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Jul 2014
6989
10/10 that's genius

I only have 12 hours to live... please don't let me die a virgin.
Nov 17, 2014 4:28 PM

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Oct 2014
4753
10/10 swept me off my feet

Hey I have licorice do you want to eat it with me?
Nov 17, 2014 4:31 PM

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Jan 2013
257
8/10

You have such a unique view on _____. I want to talk with you more.

Nov 17, 2014 4:32 PM

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Oct 2014
12
0/10, not everyone likes the taste of licorice.


aye guurl, smd?
Nov 17, 2014 5:24 PM

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Sep 2013
1824
0/10

If good looks were a minute, you would be an hour.
Nov 17, 2014 5:30 PM

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Jul 2014
6989
7/10

There are 206 bones in the human body. How would you like one more?
Nov 17, 2014 5:40 PM

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May 2014
475
i've got 207 rite now.

if you were tits, i'd touch you
Nov 17, 2014 7:17 PM

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Oct 2014
4753
9/11

I wanna kiss you
Dec 18, 2014 9:26 AM
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Oct 2014
1946
1/10

You must be a keyboard, 'cause you're just my type.
Dec 18, 2014 4:52 PM

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Apr 2014
57
4/10

Do you work at Build-A-Bear. Cause I'd stuff you
Dec 18, 2014 5:38 PM

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Jul 2013
7208
0/10

Do you want to go out some time?


╮ (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.) ╭

Dec 18, 2014 5:55 PM

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Oct 2014
4753
IGN said:
10/10


Do you believe in fate?
Dec 18, 2014 5:56 PM

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Jun 2012
1175
-10/10

Ay gurl, u got dat kik?
Dec 18, 2014 5:57 PM

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Apr 2014
57
8/10

Damn, girl, you must be a hollow. You make my zanpaku-to go bankai.
Dec 18, 2014 6:12 PM

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Jan 2013
11950
2/10

Have sex with me, or I'll kill you and your whole family.
Dec 18, 2014 6:15 PM

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Dec 2013
9885
10/10

*Awkard stare followed by shaking your head bashfully* "Sorry, it's rare that I see a beautiful woman."
Dec 18, 2014 6:18 PM

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Apr 2014
57
8/10 - that was pretty cute

Do they make you in hug pillow?
Dec 18, 2014 6:20 PM

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Oct 2014
989
8/10, some people won't know what a hug pillow is...

Let's go stargazing, your eyes are the stars and my **** is the telescope.
Dec 18, 2014 6:21 PM

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Aug 2014
4095
-1/10

Can you help me make my natural log tangent to your derivative curves?
Dec 21, 2014 9:51 PM

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Oct 2014
4753
IGN said:
Hi I really liked your quote 10/10

Marry me
Dec 24, 2014 4:51 AM

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Jul 2014
6838
1/10

I had a dream last night and you were in it. We were both chilling on the beach and then a snake bit my dick and you sucked out the poison.
Take care of yourself

Dec 24, 2014 4:24 PM

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Jan 2013
11950
1/10


I killed your uncle on the night of the cotton drifting festival.
Dec 24, 2014 4:26 PM

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Jun 2014
5365
8/10

I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I don't care about the presents
Underneath the Christmas tree.
I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas
Is you
Dec 24, 2014 4:26 PM

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Aug 2014
4095
9/11


ninjaed

7/10
i want my plane to crash in your twin towers
Dec 24, 2014 4:29 PM

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Oct 2014
4753
8/8

i like you :3
Dec 24, 2014 4:30 PM

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Aug 2014
4095
10/10

Let's fuck.
Dec 24, 2014 4:30 PM

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Jan 2013
11950
Nanet said:
9/11


ninjaed

7/10
i want my plane to crash in your twin towers


10/10 would fly again.

5/10 Thats nice.


Here's 50 Dollars and a ticket to a theater. Be at the road by 8 for the limo.
Dec 24, 2014 4:32 PM

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Aug 2014
4095
i dont watch movies 1/10

Dec 24, 2014 4:35 PM

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Dec 2013
9885
3/10

Mind if I keep you company? Nothing else seems interesting.
Dec 24, 2014 4:36 PM

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Feb 2014
2171
5/10

Wanna go grab a drink?




Dec 24, 2014 4:44 PM

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Aug 2014
4095
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i dont drink

you're like an iphone
ordinary, but more expensive for no reason


if you catch my meaning
Dec 24, 2014 4:51 PM

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Oct 2014
4753
10/10 : D

"Hey uh I know we've been friends for a long time now, and uh I just wanted to ask you..can we go out sometime? I've really taken a liking to you hehe."
Dec 24, 2014 4:53 PM

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Feb 2014
2171
7/10

Wanna talk this over dinner at your house?




Dec 24, 2014 5:10 PM
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Jan 2013
10764
If you had said "My house" I'd give a 10, cause free food

Well, since no food, -17/-170

"Hey, are you my dad? Because it feels like you're the one I've been looking for my whole life"
gone bai bai
Dec 24, 2014 5:11 PM

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Feb 2014
2171
Incest/10

Hey babe did you just fall down from heaven, 'cause your elbow's kinda fucked up




Dec 24, 2014 5:16 PM

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Aug 2014
4095
2/10 would bang

ey bb,

you're the A im looking for to add to my "swag".
Dec 24, 2014 5:30 PM

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Oct 2014
4753
10/10

hi hi my name is Rorschach
Dec 28, 2014 3:32 PM

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Jun 2013
3868
9.3/10

Are you the SAT, because I'd do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes, with a 10 minute break for snacks halfway through
Dec 28, 2014 3:34 PM

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Jun 2013
3868
9.3/10

Dang girl are you my appendix, because I don't understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
Jan 30, 2015 11:02 PM

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Apr 2014
7087
7/10

Your shirt's on backwards. Don't you look foolish?



looket all them demons
oh boy am i scared
i better run


    
Jan 30, 2015 11:05 PM

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Jul 2014
6989
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You smell like trash. May I take you out? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Jan 31, 2015 12:07 AM

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Oct 2014
4753
10/10

I love you >////<
Jun 14, 2015 9:15 AM

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Dec 2013
114
2/10

My couch pulls out but I don't
Jun 14, 2015 11:27 AM

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May 2015
66
0/10

Let’s find a quiet place to connect and form Voltron.
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