Trigger-chan

It was basically the best thing I've ever seen!

From the studio that brought us great titles like Inferno Cop or Ninja Slayer comes yet another milestone in the history of anime.

The Story was simply incredible. I never felt such fulfillment after watching a just 30 second long short. The writing was absolutly superb. I have really nothing to complain about here and i'm very critical when it comes to writing a good story. Especially the twist in the end was extremly unexpected and breathtaking. Every character got it's fair amount of screentime and there personalitys never really felt dull or rushed trough and that in ... just 30 seconds! Incredible right? The animations were fast paced like sonic and very pretty! I like pretty colours. The soundtrack... oh boi, even Skrillex would be proud of this beautiful perfection!

If you are a fan of smartly written shows like Tokyo Ghoul, ReZero, The Tatami Galaxy or ERASED you will love this masterpiece.

That concludes the best review of all time for the best anime of all time.

Peace

Warning: This anime will trigger you.

Damn I'm funny

I am doing a full pledged review of this thing. No jokes, no bullshit, pure dull and uninteresting opinions. Well maybe two jokes.

You might like this anime if:
-Uuuuuuh

You might dislike this anime if:
... -You don't like 31 second long animations.

Story: 1
Without spoiling a thirty second long animation, because review guidelines don't allow that and I will get banned, the story doesn't exist. Moving on.

Art and Animation: 7
It looks nice, character designs are pretty cool and the animation is fluid. Looks kinda silly overall though.

Sound: 10
There is one song, but hell it's catchy. I actually can't get that beat out of my head. No joke.

Character: 4
So there are three characters, which I can assume are girls, but I don't want to be disrespectful so I won't state that. You have Trigger, Muzzle and Spring. Trigger, which I think is the mascot of the studio now, shoots one or two pistols. I can't distinguish it to be honest. Muzzle shoots some sort of a gun. Spring uses knives. They do look cool and I probably would watch an anime with these three being the main cast. Unfortunately, there is close to no development for these amazing characters and that led me to score them this low. At least it has better character development than Tokyo Ghoul.
Come at me.
PS: Trigger is literally a rip off of Tracer. Shame on you Trigger. The studio, not the character. You can't make an animated character ashamed. Yeah.

Enjoyment: 7
I rewatched it like 10 times. It does look cool and the song is catchy as all hell. I did that mostly for the song though. My favourite part is the first second, when the beat just starts and you see that top part of Trigger's hair. It's pretty sweet.

Overall: 5
I took my precious time to write this for no reason at all. Whatever. You should probably watch it. I watched it on some weird russian site called Rutube, that has these weird, kinda creepy 3D animations. I am kinda scared now to be honest. Also just to clear things up, if I see all of these ten outta ten reviews become as prominent as Kimi no Na wa reviews, I will end myself. It's up to you internet. It's up to you and your silly memes.
In the end, that's just my opinion and I encourage you to develop your own.





PS: If you draw hentai, send me drawings of these characters. I may or may not pay you.








PS: I will not pay you.

Straight up review: 31 seconds of pure shit, which basically sums up the entire Studio Trigger itself. It was nice to see Luluco again however, and her two other new friends too. Now to see if this has any sort of relevance in their upcoming future works.

Nice bombastic music to be heard in this, however an amateur can come up with about the same kind of music in half a minute with countless free softwares available online.

If you're gonna watch this, be prepared to lose 31 seconds of your life, however I'm in no position to say this after taking about the ... same time to write this useless review.