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I have yet to try that Ranni mod myself, but it looks very tempting. There's also a more popular mod where you can play as that sexy Marika 3D model we see everywhere (wonder what it's used for), and the jiggle physics on the model are very well made lol.
Average character conclusion in Elden Ring lmao. If they don't go berserk and start attacking you at the end or turn into something gruesome, they die.

I really like Astel's spells, they're extremely powerful and have busted poise damage, not to mention they look cool as hell. Ranni's questline is really a gift in terms of loot for any intelligence user, or a dream come true for any Ranni simp.

Speaking of fashion souls, I just wish there was more black armor in the game. Of course, Night's Cavalry set is badass, but Maliketh's set just looks so weird on your Tarnished, and was obviously designed for a quadruped beast. Fia's set is gorgeous, so I'm glad I did her questline. BTW, what's your favorite armor set? Or your favorite armor combo?
I don't use daggers at all, either, except for spamming Black Knife's ash of war. Especially Reduvia, which is a spam L2 to win.
I've never regretted upgrading a weapon before, although I did end up maxing out Bolt of Gransax just to barely even use it after.

In contrast, fighting Godfrey with a katana was way too easy. I do like the boss fight, but sometimes I feel like I don't. Still, the visual effects and move sets are cool as hell, and the battle looks like a fight straight out of an anime, like Baki or something. Also, the guy is a certified stand user. It's crazy how such chad gave birth to a piece of crap like Mohg... No problem with Morgott, though. I like the guy, he's very cool.
I usually dislike Comet Azur and Night Comet users (almost 5k damage per shot and bosses can't side step it💀), but Mohg doesn't deserve honor, so I commend pure int users for once.
Maliketh is definitely a very difficult boss fight, but I think it's balanced, given that he doesn't have much HP. I've seen people two shot the poor dog with no effort... The problem with Elden Ring is that it's super easy to break the game. Dark Souls was much, much more balanced and frustrating in that regard.

For sure, although I do find myself getting distracted during the boss fight because of her sexiness, which is the main reason why I lose so much against her (definitely not a skill issue here). Still, her first phase's badass Valkyrie outfit really accentuates her curves and bosom, and how you can catch a few glimpses of her bare thighs through that long dress is just so damn hot... I'd love to see more of that beautiful Goddess in the DLC.

I used to think Gwyndolin was the biggest femboy, but then I saw Miquella... Average Japanese content creator trying not to add a trap in their work. Gwyndolin, Lothric, and Miquella are the ultimate twink trio.

nevermind by nirvana is pretty good. idk about amy nor beyonce, I only know one from lemonade album.

seems like they did rank them by different genre, but the beatles ranked number 3? sheesh lmao

yes I listen to them. what songs do you normally listen from these music? we all have embarrassing sides that we don't want people to know because they're too judgy and I feel you on there lolol

Yes, Malenia is my number one mommy.
But man, don't get me started with Ranni's four arms... I feel disgusted about by myself because I remember it being the first thing that came to my mind when I first met her at the Church of Elleh LMAO. There's also a mod that gives her a sexy body, I believe it's called Sexy Empyrean Ranni, on Nexus mods.
Millicent, though, I don't get why so many people simp for her. Her first encounter is already heart-breaking. Then as the questline goes on, you help her, and she helps you back, saying that she will not ever be able to truly repay you. She's too sweet (I feel bad for having to betray her in my second run for the prosthesis talisman ;-;). And then her conclusion is even more heart-breaking. I just can't look at her romantically, not ever, even more so because she's Malenia's offshoot.

Hey, don' worry. You're not like me, at least. I used a guide for almost every questline. My sense of direction really sucks lol. Although I did end up completing more than half of Ranni's questline without even focusing on it, miraculously.
And yes, Sister Friede is also my favorite DS3 boss fight.

I watch their streams while doing something else, because they're hella long. Most of the time I just play the same game as them, just to get in the vibes. And I don't really type on the chat, but when I do, it's just to say something like: "underlevel", or "level up vigor" lmao.

I've never used Blasphemous Blade much. Maybe I just don't like the design of the weapon, and just can't find an outfit to style it with, or that it's simply just too bland, even if it's very powerful. Godslayer's Greatsword, however, is very good. And yes, colossal swords are very slow, so I get you. Maliketh's weapon's animation is also slow, even though it hits like I truck, so I found myself getting punished if I used it at a bad moment lol. I used the Black Knife more than the Black blade incantation, though, since its damage is way higher, even though it scales badly with strength.
I have a level 150 character that I only use for PVP, so I'm good :P

Godfrey is a cool boss, but he gave me a bad time on my colossal weapon run lol. He's just so spammy, and his poise doesn't break easily, even with colossal swords in combination with stonebarb cracked tear. I help people with Mohg, because I hate that guy. He's the most cancer boss in the game, and a pedo. I love the Maliketh boss fight.

But my favorite boss fight has gotta be Malenia (I bet you weren't expecting that at all). Okay, aside from being the most gorgeous babe I've ever laid my eyes on, and such a hot momma (so tall and sexy), her boss fight is in my opinion the most balanced, and the most fun to play. Her moves are majestic, her attacks are badass, and the overall vibe is just epic. The conclusion is sad, too...

Thanks! ^_^

Yes I do, first time I saw this I still smiled because I saw the word door.

Aw, come on! It's not THAT bad. She's so damn gorgeous! I mean, Scarlet Rot is a small price to pay if I get to marry her :3
Ranni is definitely nice too. She's one of my favorite characters, and her questline is probably my favorite in the game.
Lady Maria is beautiful, but I prefer Sister Friede from Dark Souls III.

Yeah, I watch them sometimes. Not as much as before, but I still watch them. Big Fauna and Ina fan, and IRyS is currently playing Elden Ring!

I have multiple characters but my main one is level 250. I absolutely love a Str/Fth (80/80) build with Maliketh's Black Blade, it absolutely slaps any boss in the game and the weapon art looks cool af. It's also great because you can take advantage of any incantation in the game, so the sustain is crazy good as well. Dex/Int with Hand of Malenia and Scarlet Aeonia is amazing too, same concept.
Another build I really love is Dex/Int with Dark Moon Greatsword and Moonveil. Again, same concept. Massive damage with the weapon skills, especially when using Dark Moon Greatsword in combination with Ranni's Dark Moon for more frost buildup. You can also take advantage of other sorceries as well.

Miura's artwork can't be duplicated. Really, its like trying to copy Yusuke Murata (One Punch).
But, I don't complain, I can hardly draw a circle.

Nice to meet you, that pic is actually a photo of a Berserker Armor figurine.against a moon backdrop (not mine). loved kentaro Miura artwork.

+rep good trader, it was a pleasure doing business with them

For sure! Marika is a real mommy. So tall and sexy... But again, Malenia is my favorite Elden Ring babe, and definitely one of my favorite waifus of all time. What about you?
As for what junk is under Gwyndolin's pants, I prefer not to think about it lmao. He's a girl to me. I mean, he was raised as a daughter.

Who isn't? Can't wait for the Land of Shadow and Miquella's story.

Gwyndolin pfp is based lol

well that wasn't so bad for taylor swift's album, but she did get to place in the top 20. what album got into the last three spots

how do they even rank these albums? are those albums from the past? wait, those are RnB right. also why is the Beatles there anyway

I haven't. what's on the list? don't tell me that one song from taylor swift about being back to the 1830s 😭

looks like it's more of a production thingy I guess. yeah it was honestly good I have been listening to it.

oh I loved it. these are some banger songs, thank you. haha, he has some good songs, maybe the song I wanna know by him would be also to your liking

Sure,.😃