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Mar 22, 2023
When you think of "loli anime", Alice or Alice is exactly what you're thinking of. The degenerate mc, the "ecchi" scenes, the kawaii voices, and the CONSTANT "onii-chan" ringing in your ear, are all things you can find in this show. From maid dresses to catgirls, you can find loli A-Z in this anime in only 12 3-minute episodes! At the end of every episode, you can of course hear the "onii-chan daisuki!!" from at least one of the girls, even after him not doing anything! What a lovely anime🥰

Sound: 0/10. The music can't be described as anything other than annoying. The OST? annoying. The opening song? annoying. The ending song? ANNOYING. I also don't know whether the voices count as sound, but if I wanted to say anything about it, I would call it, not even annoying, just extremely irritating. I think they were trying to do something cute, but this is literally the things you could find in nightmares. Other than their voices, their Japanese is terrible too. I'm not fluent in Japanese, I'm not the greatest either, but even the most novice learner could tell that their Japanese was so off... but I think that's a part of the "kawaii" aspect to it. Is adding -masu or -desu to the end of EVERY SINGLE LINE cute? Especially while talking to their "brother"...

Art: 2/10. You may be wondering why I'm saying that it's bad. "The art isn't terrible, it's quite well done!" Well, the rare times where they actually use an anime style is fine. But the whole anime is in a chibi style, and normally I wouldn't have a problem with a chibi style, but something about it is just so infuriating. They tried to make cute baby-style girls, and ended up with these boring characters that just make you want to throw the device you're using out of your window. If I wasn't writing this review it would be because I ended up doing it.

Episodes: 0/10. The episodes are 3 minutes long, which 1 minute is used up during the OP and ED. What are we able to understand in the 2 minutes we have? Nothing! Other than the fact that it's hard to know what's going on, the episodes are really weird too. The 9th episode is... well, I don't want to spoil anything, but just know it's really, really weird. I'm not saying the rest aren't, because they really are. Not to mention there's a beach episode too. If the creators thought this was hot, news flash!! It isn't.

Story? What story? Yep, there is none. Not a single one. I mean, it would be hard to fit a whole story into 24 minutes...

Enjoyment: 0/10. All I need to say. If you enjoyed this anime, I don't know what to tell you.

Overall: 0/10. I'm surprised I was able to get through this whole thing. I came across this after accidentally clicking on it while searching for Hana to Alice, and decided to watch it cause why not. Biggest mistake. Please do not watch this anime, it is NOT worth it.
Reviewer’s Rating: 1
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