I tried to enjoy and invest myself in the world of painful mediocrity, but I lost interest and ended up shitting on the anime in retrospect and will continue to do so in this review. Now, my reviews are shit due to my superficial watching style, so if you find it helpful, then you'll probably like Sekirei; anyhow onto reviewing.
This anime is painfully mediocre and I mean painfully; although I watched seven (or six) episodes, I couldn't discover anything interesting or enjoying about this anime. My main issues are as follows: the protagonist sucks dick, the plot/story isn't compelling in the slightest, it's not comedic, it fails at harem and it's presentation is mediocre. Firstly, the I hate the protagonist; he's so boring, bland, uninteresting, and a pussy; he's literally the embodiment of a shut in loser and I mean loser, and what's irritating is that he stays this way throughout the majority of the series. He offers absolutely nothing, he's unrelatable because he's just so worthless, and it just adds to the nonsense that is the showcase of the harem aspect of this show.
Now, throughout the series, I attempted to piece together some kind of story or idea of what was going on and what the anime was about, but all that I could put together was that apparently these Sekirei things exist and are apart of some cliche evil battle royale scheme by some cliche evil scientist dude. This wouldn't be an issue if the show was executed well, but it's not; the presentation of the show is just uninteresting, bland, and completely meaningless thus leading to a boring plot.
The harem part is especially meaningless; I understand that harems are kind of supposed to be dumb and whatnot, but the harem in this show is literally just flat out fucking stupid I mean my braindead dog can take a shit that's more unique and reasonable. The Sekirei bitches (besides the child) flock toward the protagonist for literally no reason, and his first harem person thing is a great example of that; LITERALLY, FOR NO REASON, she just like falls in love with him and views him as this great man meanwhile he's nothing but an empty loser. The rest of the Sekireis he gets are just as dumb to I mean there's literally nothing to love about this guy and the girls have no reasonable motivation to love him. I can get profoundly fucking baked off a nice sativa Mad Labs and come up with better material. It's not even funny either it's just flat out stupid and not in a good way. I couldn't even enjoy the whole sexual shit either as it was just so stupid it was completely meaningless.
The characters are one-dimensional and add to the mediocrity; they're not good but they're not bad and add to the destruction of the harem in this anime.
Overall, I tried to enjoy this show; I tried looking for a single reason to watch it, but none were present. The anime is completely devoid of all meaning, it's not funny at all, it's way too braindead, it's boring, it's mediocre, etc. I definitely wouldn't recommend this show at all as it's a disgrace of a harem anime and painfully mediocre.
