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1.Are you searching for something that you can shut your brain off to?
2.Do you take no pride in your intelligence as a viewer?
3.Do you want to be able to say: "It's anime, not hentai!" when your mom unexpectedly enters your room?
4.Are you a huge pervert?
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If you answered 2 or more of these questions with "yes" you should probably watch this anime.
But let's be real for a moment: Nobody who watches this show actually cares about the plot (the actual plot). Ain't nobody got time for that! That's why I got a pro tip for you from one loser-NEET to another: Simply ignore the first 5 episodes! Those are only foreplay for the anime greatness that starts in the 6th episode (the story really picks up in that episode).
If you are somehow not sold yet I'll just tell you some of the qualities the show offers the viewer.
The show provides:
- countless conveniently timed pantyshots (don't worry, zombies and humans)
- more boob jiggles than there are in a Nekopara playthrough with a keyboard
which only has the key "P"
- stereotypical characters (who are all girls, duh) who are constantly sexualized to
such an extent that one might think they solely exist for fanservice
- a harem protagonist who is so unlikeable and generic that I wished Kirito would
switch places with him and go off alone being the loner douchebag that he is,
just so that I wouldn't have to deal with any of the mentioned characters
- most importantly, the first anime character I can truly identify with (a pervy,
creepy and fat gun freak).
If you are searching for some sad moments that you can add up to the countless ones you've already had in real life, FEAR NOT! HotD got you also covered on the heartbreakingly edgy (and sometimes intentionally hilarious?) moments you can find in any half-decently successful mainstream anime! This anime is a jack-of-all-trades!!
So gather 'round weebs for it is a fantastic time to be alive!!! Never before has it been this easy and safe to be a closet weirdo!
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Please don't take this review too seriously I am in no way insulting anybody who likes/watches this show! Remember that I watched it aswell! We are accomplices in retardation.
PS: Props to the show for restraining itself from showing pantyshots of the 7-year-old girl!
