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Jun 21, 2015
Okay, I'm actually seriously ashamed to admit that I watched all 12 episodes in one night, but in my defense each episode is only, what, 12 minutes? I watched everything not because I thought it was any good, but because I just HAD to see how it ended. It was just so horrible that I needed to see if it got any better.

I don't even remember how I found out about this anime, but I do remember feeling intrigued by the title and the artwork. I was expecting romance, but boy was I wrong. I mean, who the hell puts the word 'lovers' in a title and not actually have lovers in the story?

The story (1/10):
Pathetic describes this anime perfectly. It's like a Theatre of the Absurd -- it has no plot, no point, nada nada nada. The story's literally about a helpless girl who falls prey to a bunch of ridiculously handsome vampires. The end.

The art (8/10):
The artwork's just about the only good thing about this anime. But does that somehow outweigh the other horrible qualities of the anime? Don't even dream about it.

The characters (1/10):
The protagonist has no personality, no voice, no strength, nothing. I was hoping that she would stand up for herself, but she's outrageously quiet and boring. As for the male characters, I can't seem to distinguish them. Why are there so damn many of them? Okay, fine, some of them are distinguishable. But why have a gazillion brothers that aren't THAT different?

The enjoyment (3/10):
I wish I could show you what my face looked like the entire time. It looked like I was smelling Satan's farts. The only words that were going through my head as I was watching the anime were: W. T. F

Overall (2/10):
I would've given it a 1/10, but the art boosts it up to a 2.
Reviewer’s Rating: 2
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