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May 6, 2015
"Yeah, long as my bitches love me. I can give a fuck 'bout no hater, long as my bitches love me."

Lil Wayne said it best. He essentially described Kirito in two fresh lines. This guy is the biggest pussy in the anime world, and deserves an abundance of hate. Unrealistic powers, density through the roof, idiocy game on point. Nevertheless, he must be a beast in bed or something because he is literally COVERED in bitches 24/7. One could say, [i]lil tunechi got that fire[/i].

The only reason this anime doesn't get a one is not because of Kirito's impractical swag, but because of Sinon. This chick is a breath of fresh air, keeps the plot interesting and from being trash like season one, and this review. The audience can relate to her more realistic reactions, and charming demeanor. It's indeed interesting, however has a sense of redundancy, and you can tell the creators were playing off of the major hype season one received, as if to say," Remember how much you loved season one??? Ya love this one too k". It's blatantly obvious when the plot tries to evoke emotion, and it lacks greater depth, but it's entertaining on an elementary level.

Ultimately, this anime is like Drake; attempts to be deep, but we all know 90% of what he says is the dank weed talking.
Reviewer’s Rating: 7
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