★★☆☆
It’s amazing what a cute girl will get you to do—even watching a very mediocre show. I’ve noticed a personal trend that I’m willing to put up with a lot of shit just to see more of a cute Chinese cartoon girl. I really need to get outside and talk to more 3D women.
Let’s start with the show itself. There’s nothing memorable about it, but the thing is...it’s not bad either. Average, mediocre, ordinary, so-so, middle of the road. It’s inoffensive. Doesn’t really strike at you. No lasting impressions. It’s like going to a Ben & Jerry’s and picking vanilla.
What I’m trying to say is that it’s “okay.”
The show is carried all by Chaika, the female lead. She’s adorable. She talks like a retard. Her grammar is criminally bad—but charming as fuck. She talks with incomplete sentences. I don’t care. I just wanna pet her and feed her and tell her nice things.
The action, the characters, the fantasy setting, the story: it’s just whatever. If it didn’t have Chaika it’d be given a 3 for being so ordinary. As vanilla as it felt, I still enjoyed it.
