Reviews

Bleach, yea after watching this that's what I want right now, a big bottle of bleach so I can wash some of my clothes and try to get my mind of this train wreck. Bleach is nothing but a dubious shire twisting down a landscape of softened pathways. Do you really wanna watch bleach? I mean do you? I would like to think if you are into anime to the point of being on this site you would be aware of much better shows. The characters, you know what they have such little character that they shouldn't be called characters, the connected lines in the shape of bodies with mouths that move during dialogue are horrible abominations with very little development or personality. After 23232 episodes Ichigo could get decapitated and I wouldn't give a fuck, I barely knew the guy. He was a kind of a delinquent with a good heart? He cares about his friends? He was a 27 year old that's still in school for some reason and has no interests in life? that's about all I have on him, I don't even know why he cares about his friends they never seem like they have any fun with each other when their not in danger. They are all just kind of stoned face with nothing to talk about or convey. Characters that are upbeat or tough or whatever are just one note unless they are worried about something in battle. The story should be cool, the premise is sounds good but I just never end up caring because whats really at risk? oh no kurashitface town and the rest of their awful world might be consumed by hollows, who cares? They need to kill off 90 percent of the cast, maybe have a twist and reveal Ichigo was a mega chocolate hollow sent from the future to kill all humans, and have a slice of life subplot with Rukia and Rangiku that goes all yuri. The fights are cool I guess, when they have them, I thought Nel and the Espadas were boss. The whole show has a pretty cool atmosphere and the soundtrack is good, it's watchable just really boring. If you are still reading this go read hunter x hunter or watch the 2011 anime, support that shonen not this fucking garbage, like seriously have you seen hunter x hunter? What the hell right? So good its from the dude that made YuYu Hakusho, like even if you despise everything I've wrote go watch hunter x swagger it is orgasmic. That is pretty much everything I have to say about Bleach, if you think this show is good then are an ignorant animal filled with the tears of a jaguar.