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"Put it inside me..."
-Pico

Want to prove your manliness? Look no further, Boku no Pico is the ultimate test.

That's right. More than anything, Boku no Pico is a test of your masculinity. If you cannot make it through this anime, you can't call yourself a man, plain and simple, because it takes a real man to do so.

Do not let others judge you for watching this, as it's a true piece of art. It presents the audience with the strenuous task of watching yaoi child porn for 30 goddamn minutes. It is a grueling, punishing ride, but in the end it leaves you satisfied to know that you are now virtually invincible, and most importantly a MAN, regardless of what gender you actually identify as.

Story - 10/10

A survival of the fittest. Pico and this pedophile, Tamotsu, have sex for practically the duration of this OVA. There are times where the butt-penetrating funfest takes a rest, but those moments are relatively brief. And that, my friends, is what makes this shit special.

Yes, I will tell you right now that there is a surplus of semen. As both characters slowly ejaculate non-stop, it symbolizes how this show is sapping away at your manhood. If you are weak, mentally and/or physically, you may feel like you want to die. Well, if that is the case, it sucks to be you. I watched the whole goddamn thing, and I will tell you up front, if their semen was water, these two boys would be able to hose out enough to hydrate all of Africa. That shit is like a rain dance, except white and, well, semen.

Don't like how in-depth I described that? Hah. You are clearly not enough of a man. 8====D~~~~~~~~ motherfuckers.

Art/Animation - 10/10

Did I mention there was semen? Yes, this white, silky substance was drawn and animated to perfection. The amount of detail makes it practically life-like. In fact, everything is drawn and animated so well, I felt like I was watching a live sex tape.

And that realism adds to the torturous feel of the show, and what pushes this into the 'masterpiece' tier. You really get the feel that a real, 12 year old boy is for some reason willingly having sex with a (presumably) middle-aged man that he just met. Do not question it. Accept it for what it is. Let the images burn into your eyes. If you make it through with even 1 eye still functioning, then you have passed, and I applaud you.

Sound - 10/10

Similar to the art/animation, this is so realistic you'd think you're hearing real people getting it on. The orgasmic squeals of Pico, the grunting of Tamotsu, and the splashing sound of the semen, all very realistic. Don't like it? Well, then obviously you've got some work to do on your masculinity.

With all these elements so perfectly done, you may feel like you are losing sight of what's real and what's not. You may even be losing sight of who you are yourself. I've been there, and there's nothing else I can say other than it will all be okay. Just stay calm, and breathe. This is all part of the test.

Character - 10/10

Both the main characters, who practically take all of the screen time in this OVA, have one goal in mind: penetrate, and detonate. In goes the bone, and out comes the fertilizing fun. It may seem simple to all of you who are reading this, but boy does it have a hidden complexity to it.

At this point I really don't feel like I need to explain it. It's just superb how well done this is.

Enjoyment - 10/10

You better believe I enjoyed it. Thanks to this anime, I now feel I am immune to all and any hentais force me to watch. Like bro, that shit ain't got no effect on me anymore. Moreover, I feel like Terry Crews in older Old Spice commercials, who I feel is the embodiment of what it is to be a man, especially with his voluptuous dancing pecs. Yeah, you don't fuck with someone who has the balls to watch all of Boku no Pico.

Overall - 10/10

Watching this in it's entirety is a tall task for sure, but it's all worth it in the end my friends.