Dec 13, 2010
Review may contain minor spoilers(but in fact it can`t be spoiled more).
Nowadays general approach to themes about sexuality and porn is very loose among many people. However not mine, because I am sick and tired of seeing sexual undertones everytime, everywhere in everything. Nevertheless I am not a puritan since I like acts of naked women as long as it has artsy feeling or symbolical meaning. Unfortunately, Green Green has neither of those...
Story: 1
The development of story is non-existent. It started unbearably repetitious and ended the same way. Everything so-called "story" in this anime is just an excuse to some perverted, non-funny jokes and cliches.
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In the end the plot tries so hard to be something little more, but only manges to making this show even more ridiculously pathetic.
This is labeled as an comedy by plenty of watchers. Well, maybe i am too serious, but all the jokes seems to me not appealing. The main topic of jokes ranging widely from sex to sex. There are even jokes about jerking off or being raped by bear in the forest. To addition, you can come across some fetish or monkeys doing nasty things to girls. Disgusting as much as you can imagine.
The worst thing is a boredom of the show. Due to lack off development of plot you can find yoursefl fast really fed up with unnecessary fillers thrown here and there. The main story could be focused and shown in about 2 or 3 episodes.
Art: 2
Art is incredibly bad. Characters are build of disproported bodies and large breast(you know, the most important thing in this anime). Graphically show is made goldbrick, especially everything beside the breasts. Animation sucks. It has made me nauseous all the time i am watching it, notwithstanding it is the second best part of this show.
Opening is unworthy mentiong, ending is plain boring and useless.
Sound: 3
It is not that unspeakably repugnant like the rest. Some of the melodies are abrasively mixed up sounds. In the last two episodes you can hear some piano notes in the background, although they are very basic. To your astonishment there are even strings of volin in the last episode. Tracks from OP and ED are just bad and forgettable.
When it comes to Seiyū you can distinguish two gropus: the indifferent ones and the annoying one. The worst of all is Midori. I just can`t put up with her. You feel as though you are listening to some brain-dead thirteen. Yuck.
Character: 1
In this case charactes are... Wait a second, they could not be called characters. They are bunch of repetitive figures without soul and without any development.
Yusueke - the protagonist, the clumsy failure of boy. He has got a heart made of gold and is a personification of goodie goodie. Guy is there for getting bashed for perverted thing done by his firends, in which he takes part by accident. All he can say is something like "It is coincidence!".
Chitose Midori - the brain-dead and very friendly girl. Fiercely stupid and irreparably beloved in Yusueke. Most irritating figure from the girls` group.
Kutsuki Futaba - I hate men, i hate them. Reasons? None. Tsundere archetype. Taking every character in consideration she is not that bad, she gives some variation to blatant character cast.
The Baka Trio - unimaginably repulsive, disgusting and abominable perverted guys. I hate them. They are not funny, simple woeful. The worst of them is small fat guy... the most vomit-inducing creature I have ever seen. The fetish men looking like a bear is not better, plain offensive. The last one, long-haired guy is not that pitiful as rest of them. I can stand him with unease, but at least I can.
Enjoyment: 1
Like my friend would say:
Watching this anime is the equivalent of going to a bar and meeting a really hot girl, who laughs at all your jokes and pays for her own drinks, then going back to her apartment, into her bedroom, unbuttoning her dress, then slowly slipping off her panties and finding out SHE HAS A PENIS.
Perfect explanation.
Overall: 1
In conclusion this anime is crime against humanity and anime scene. It consolidates the absolutely all worst things that could ever happen in anime: no plot, unworthy characters, bad animation, irritating music and disgusting fan service. You feel as if you are watching some bad amercian teen movie like American Pie. Avoid at any cost, just for your mind condition. I loathe emetic creations like that. Even a curiosity is not an excuse... Forgive me, I have sinned.
Thanks for reading.
Reviewer’s Rating: 1
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