1.) There is no such thing as perfection. This world isn't perfect. That is why it is beautiful
2.) Stepping in the shit is not a sin but stucking in it is
3.) Whatever can go wrong will go wrong, and at the worst possible time, in the worst possible way
4.) Every kind action has a not-so-kind reaction
5.) Democracy is like Linux - free, but you must know how to use it
6.) Because I could not stop for a death, he kindly stopped for me
7.) I don't need your stupid mercy! (but I'll accept it anyway, AHAHA SUCKER)
8.) Irony is the bringing togetherof contradictory truths to make out of the contradiction a new truth with a laugh or a smile, and I confess that a truth must come with one or the other, or I account it as false and a denial of the very nature of humanity itself.
9.) You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
10.) People said that you can't live without a love, I think oxygen is more important
11.) Life is unhealthy: everyone who live, dies