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Now for some fun...
http://blog.newadvent.org/2012/12/the-worlds-most-dangerous-bike-ride.html
and
http://nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/50261708/ns/sports-nfl/
Make sure you read the article. One lucky guy...almost. ^^

Best Animation | SOTW Awards 2012!
BEST 3D~~~
The film...Rosa.
First film on their list. I recommend it as it is well done...
http://www.shortoftheweek.com/2012/01/30/best-animation-short-of-the-week-awards-2012/

Only in beautiful Southern California!

Subject: FW: The Difference
HOW TO TREAT A WOMAN:
Wine her. Dine her. Call her. Hold her. Surprise her. Compliment her. Smile at her. Listen to her. Laugh with her. Cry with her. Romance her. Encourage her. Believe in her. Cuddle with her. Shop with her. Give her jewelry. Buy her flowers. Hold her hand. Write love letters to her. Go to the ends of the earth and back again for her.
* * * * * * * * * * * * *
HOW TO TREAT A MAN:
Show up naked. Bring steaks & beer. Don't block the TV.

Childbirth at 65
Too good not to pass on, Enjoy !!!
With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.
'May I see the new baby?' I asked
'Not yet,' She said 'I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first.'
Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?'
'No, not yet,' She said.
After another few minutes had elapsed,
I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'
'No, not yet,' replied my friend.
Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?'
'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told me.
'WHEN HE CRIES?' I demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?'
'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM,O.K.?!!!!'

http://www.comicsalliance.com/2011/06/16/dilbert-scott-adams-on-rape/
A thought provoking and controversial subject/article that I found, well, quite interesting.

A Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.

She asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"

Maria: "Well, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze."

"The first is that I iron better than you."

Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"

Maria: "Jor huzban he say so."

Wife: "Oh yeah?"

Maria: "The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you."

Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"

Maria: "Jor hozban did"

Wife increasingly agitated:

"Oh he did did he???"

Maria: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed."

Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth.

"And did my husband say that as well?"

Maria: "No...... The gardener did."

Wife: "So how much do you want?"

My cousin sent this to me since the security at some of the US airports is a joke due to the body pat-downs... :P
This song was played on the Howard Stern show a few months back.
~~Frank Sinatra in Song~~
They should play this non stop at All Airports!!!
Turn up the sound and click on the link below...
http://www.animatronics.org/strangers/strangers.htm

ADULT:
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

BEAUTY PARLOR:
A place where women curl up and dye.

CHICKENS:
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

COMMITTEE:
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

DUST:
Mud with the juice squeezed out.

EGOTIST:
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

HANDKERCHIEF:
Cold Storage.

INFLATION:
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

MOSQUITO:
An insect that makes you like flies better.

RAISIN:
A grape with a sunburn.

SECRET:
Something you tell to one person at a time.

SKELETON:
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

TOOTHACHE:
The pain that drives you to extraction.

TOMORROW:
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

YAWN:
An honest opinion openly expressed.


And MY Personal Favorite!!

WRINKLES:
Something other people have,
Similar to my character lines.

Funny pics...tacky, silly, obscene, hilarious, shameful...you name it. ;p

A cousin sent me this joke...passing it along...

Why I Am now Divorced

More Madoka!
http://oreno.imouto.org/post/show/180174/akemi_homura-chibi-kaname_madoka-mahou_shoujo_mado

have always loved this lady and this song...to love a man so much so as to sing this song well, it must be a wonderful thing...^^
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AT3JUnws0kM&feature=related
The sweet bitterness of this song gives me the chills...ah I am a romantic after all.

Sunday afternoon....
The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon 'quickie' with their 8-year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities.

He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:

'There's a car being towed from the parking lot,' he shouted.

'An ambulance just drove by!'

'Looks like the Andersons have company,' he called out.

'Matt's riding a new bike!'

`Looks like the Sanders are moving!'

'Jason is on his skate board!'

After a few moments he announced, 'The Coopers are screwing!!'

Startled, his mother and dad shot up in bed! Dad cautiously called out, 'How do you know they're screwing?'

'Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Popsicle.'