If you thought Natsuki Subaru is dumb, you clearly haven't seen Tokyo Revengers.
As a disclaimer, this isn't so much a review as it is just me complaining about parts of the show that I found silly.
So, the MC has the ability to travel 12 years to the past. He can't redo past events more than once, but he can use knowledge he gains in the future to change events that happened during the last 12 years.
With this in mind, the MC is given one job: to prevent a friend from getting stabbed to death on a specific day.
He knows the day it happens, he
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knows the place, and he knows more-or-less why it happens.
So, how does he go about achieving this objective?
I assumed he would do one of the following:
- buy a cut-resistant shirt for the friend
- call an ambulance in advance so that they'll arrive right before the stabbing happens
- warn the friend, saying something like "I overheard some shady-looking guys talking how they're gonna stab you on day X, watch out"
So what does the MC do?
None of the above.
Instead, the MC offers to serve as the friend's bodyguard, without giving any context for this offer.
Understandably, the friend is creeped out and shoots the idea down. Points for trying I guess.
After that, the MC proceeds to do nothing. Apparently the bodyguard plan was the only solution he could come up with.
In his mind, the concepts of "an ambulance", "a first-aid kit", "a cut-resistant shirt" and so forth do not seem to exist.
As you might expect, this lack of common sense ends up making things exponentially more difficult for him.
And that's just the beginning.
From here, things go from frustrating to ridiculous.
You see, on the day of the stabbing, the MC manages to overhear the bad guys talking about how they're right about to stab the friend.
Like literally, one of the bullies takes out a knife, and with a crazy smile, says "okay, I'm gonna go stab the guy now".
So surely the MC is now going to call the police and an ambulance, right?
Because he literally heard a group of gangsters talking about stabbing his friend, right?
Nope. Instead he just stands there gawking.
Then the guys notice him.
There's a 10 meter distance between the MC and the bad guys, so he could run away if he wanted to. But he doesn't even try.
Instead he simply continues to stand there until one of the bad guys grabs him.
Then they tie him up.
That's right.
The MC literally finds the murderer, but he neither runs, nor calls the police, nor does anything you would expect a reasonable 26-year-old to do.
He just stops functioning.
And even after someone comes by and saves him, he decides to lie down on the ground doing nothing for a couple more minutes,
crying about how powerless he is.
As a result, the friend ends up getting stabbed after all.
Let's get the facts straight:
- The MC had all the time in the world to figure out a way to prevent the incident from happening.
- He was lucky and found the murderer right before the incident happened.
- He had a phone on him, so he could've called the police, an ambulance, anything.
But no. That would've been too easy... I guess?
Okay, okay.
So that was pretty frustrating to watch, but I got through it somehow.
The story is actually pretty entertaining for the most part, so even though some parts do test my patience, it really isn't that bad overall.
Or so I thought.
Then I saw episode 21.
Again, we have a friend who's about to get stabbed.
Again, the MC fails to inform the authorities in advance and to keep a first-aid kit nearby.
Again, the MC, for some inexplicable reason, fails to warn the friend about someone "probably" planning to stab them.
Apparently, these ideas are too outlandish for the MC to even conceive of, never mind contemplate.
Now, this time the MC has additional info. Namely, he happens to know that the stabbing happens within the context of two gangs fighting against each other. And he knows that guy A and guy B are going to be near the victim when the stabbing happens, because guy B is the murderer, and guy A murders guy B after guy B murders the victim.
This means that even if the MC ends up losing sight of the victim, he can assume that, as long as he stays near guy A or guy B at all times, the victim will show up eventually.
Fast forward to the day of the stabbing.
A fight between two gangs ensues.
Guy A and guy B move away from the group to fight one other.
So, based on the info we have, it seems pretty obvious that the victim is about to appear near them, and that the stabbing is about to take place.
So what does the MC do?
Does he move closer to those guy A and guy B, as you'd expect?
Of course not.
He just watches them from afar, while thinking to himself "where's the victim?? I need to get to the victim!!"
Yes. It appears that the idea of "staying close to the guys you know will be near the victim around the time of the stabbing" is simply too advanced of a concept, too much of a 4D chess move, for the MC to conceive of.
Well, that's fine. It's not a crime to be dumb.
(Or so I told myself, while desperately fighting against my urge to strangle the MC.)
Anyway, long story short, as usual, despite the MC's "best efforts", the victim ends up getting stabbed.
Okay, so surely, surely the MC will call an ambulance now, right?
I mean he traveled to the past to save this guy from dying on this day, right?
And now he's seen the guy get stabbed, so no reason not to call an ambulance anymore, right?
Wrong.
Of course he doesn't call an ambulance.
Why, you ask?
Well, the MC thought the stab wound wasn't too serious, because the victim kept moving after he got stabbed.
Okay.
So the MC knows the victim is "fated" to die on this day, and he sees the victim get stabbed... yet he kind of assumes that the victim is going to be just fine.
Yeah. That's our MC right there.
Fast forward a minute, and all of a sudden the victim starts bleeding heavily and falls down on his knees.
Turns out he wasn't fine.
Okay.
So, does the MC now finally decide to call an ambulance?
No. (Someone else does, though.)
Does he instead hurry over to the victim, to help control the bleeding by appling pressure on the wound, like you're supposed to?
No.
So, what does he do?
He stands there.
Doing nothing.
After a while, the victim stands up, and says "I won't die...".
And the MC is taken aback, and says: "That's a lie... That wound is clearly fatal...!"
At this point I started to feel a headache kicking in.
The victim suffered a stab to the left side of his lower back.
Frankly, the wound didn't look fatal.
A quick literature search suggests mortality rates of around 5%~10% for deep penetrating trauma to the lower abdomen.
The victim was a (highly) fit young man, and the incident happened in Shibuya, in the middle of Tokyo, one of the most technologically advanced urban areas in the world, very likely within a kilometer from the nearest hospital (judging by a Google Maps search; although the incident happened in 2005, given that the population density of Tokyo hasn't changed much since then, I assume the hospital density would have been similar back then).
No matter how you look at it, given proper first aid and medical care, he should've been entirely salvable.
Yet the MC was 100% convinced that the guy was a goner, and so he decided that it would be logical to just stand there doing nothing while watching the man die, even though the MC literally traveled 12 years to the past solely in order to prevent this very outcome from happening.
Yeah.
At this point, I had to convince myself that the repeated time leaps had taken a toll on the MC's brain, which is why he wasn't able to formulate coherent thoughts.
This new head-canon allowed me to maintain my suspension of disbelief, which was otherwise on the verge of total collapse.
Unfortunately the next scene would test my patience even further.
And while I won't spoil what happens, after the stabbing, suffice to say, the scene takes a turn from ridiculous to pure circus.
For the next few minutes I could barely see the screen anymore, as my body involuntarily maintained a state of prolonged facepalm.
Episode 21 was the most stressful, most headache-inducing, and at the same time the most unintentionally hilarious anime episode I've seen in a long time. Thankfully the MC appears to recover from his time travel-induced brain damage over the following episodes, leading to considerably less frustration.
All in all, the show is entertaining. It's about time travel, and was clearly inspired by Re:Zero, and with that recipe there's only so much that could go wrong. Just don't expect the MC to possess functional mental circuitry, so you won't be too disappointed when you find out that he doesn't.
Mar 29, 2023
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