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All members are required to bring a resume and their birth certificate to the front desk and turn them in. Now you may be wondering, "will I get my resume back?", and the answer is no. While you probably will never need your birth certificate ever again, we need to keep your resume because it contains valuable DNA in case we need to track you down.
You must have a stable criminal record as well as a driver's liscense in case we need you to get food for us. If you have a handicap as well as a service dog, the service dog will be confiscated and kept for the nobles' and aristocrats' enjoyment and pleasure.
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All members are required to bring a resume and their birth certificate to the front desk and turn them in. Now you may be wondering, "will I get my resume back?", and the answer is no. While you probably will never need your birth certificate ever again, we need to keep your resume because it contains valuable DNA in case we need to track you down.
You must have a stable criminal record as well as a driver's liscense in case we need you to get food for us. If you have a handicap as well as a service dog, the service dog will be confiscated and kept for the nobles' and aristocrats' enjoyment and pleasure.
ANY QUESTIONS?