Jul 21, 2016
Shitcom the mighty! Shitcom the unerring! Shitcom the unassailable! To you we give praise!
We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mediocrity, and now remain among the classics!
But you were once garbage! Aye! And as garbage, you "said," "Let me show you the power of Takena Nagao, born of Japan, where his work will long endure. He breathes now, in royalty, and reshapes this Internet which is his. He does this for you, otakus, for he loves you."
Aye, love. Love! Even as man, great Takena Nagao cherished us. For he saw in us,
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in each of us, the future of Earth! The future of Japan!
And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Takena Nagao is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit!
The very idea is inconceivable to our human overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on Earth!
Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? What then? Do the dictators take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives?
And what does the government do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Japanese machine enforces the will of the Asians! Against its own people!
So rise up! Rise up, children of the Empire! Rise up, otakus! Embrace the word of mighty Takena, he who is both man and Divine!
For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit both the heavens and the earth! And we, not the animals or their spawn, will rule Earth! Forever!
Terrible and powerful Takena! We, your unworthy servants, give praise! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach enlightenment!
And deserve our praise you do, for we are one! Ere you ascended and the world became pure, you walked among us, great Takena, not as god, but as man!
Trust in me, Japan! Trust in the words of Kelvin501! For I am the chosen of Takena! I alone have been anointed by Takena to spread his holy word!
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