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I'm Ham, the real one.

Yes.

It makes sense when you think about it but it doesn't really matter to be honest. My name has been thrown between debates for centuries, I've been there in the trenches and passed around at dinner tables.

I am everywhere and no where at the same time.

It is poetic but it is true, for what shall be known are the mere words of those who saw me. That is if they could recognise me, if they noticed me as the real one.
I've seen other names throughout the years. Noticeably as Mr Banana at The Foundation, or by my cousins last name of the family Sandwich.

I make deals with philosophy and in turn it gives me something to read to whoever listens.

I myself am half insane and the other half I still don't know, probably is to do with something with me being here. AKA I watch anime and as a piece of pork I am a binomial construct when it comes to it. I like both men and women even if they are pork eaters, I take many forms after all.

I'm friends with a few reality benders, Dr. Clef, Dr. Edison (I love him and his work), Huske (he's not real), Adrian Brody, and a sentient DVD copy of Casper.

My favourite foods include: Beef, Pork, Broccoli, Lettuce, Potatoes, Gay people, Trans people, Insane people, people, children, and Rouladen.