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Tits, blood and Lillium.

Director: Hey, I had an excellent idea.
Producer: Yeah?, What?
Director: Look, And if we create a series where the only thing that appear are nake girls blowing up everyone, scattering his brains for everywhere and trampling their heads?.
Producer: Oh, what a "masterful" idea. And tell me, what about the plot?
Director: Plot?, what the fuck cares?, All viewers will be watching the tits of the protagonist.
Producer: I see. Well, and the sound?
Director: Yeah, yeah, yeah, we hired a guy who has done a really good song. In fact, the song is so freakin' good that we will use it in all scenes, sometimes with ... vocals, sometimes not.
Producer: Okay, but try to do it "psychological" and with a "love story" or something like that, don't care if nobody believe this. After all, I'm sure that there will be a snob otaku that will try to make sense of all this shit.
Director: It's done!!

I know: Elfen Lied is a manga and not was made by "Producer and Director". This is just a satyrical review.

The Secret Ingredient.

- Anno, What are you preparing?.

- A special meal.

- You puzzle me. What ingredients has it?.

- Suspense, a magisterial animation, a spectacular sound, amazing fights and fanservice. All this seasoned with a magic and fascinating atmosphere that many wanted. And the secret ingredient.

... - Damn, that smells good.

(Eight hours and few minutes later, uncertainty has become boredom, and finally Anno brings the dish.)

- The special meal.

(The viewer carves the fork and sounds a "clas" that is the empty dish, still carving and carving and eventually ends up killing the dish.)

- But fuck, Anno, this is empty.

- But it smells good, right?

- Yes, but...

- But the meal was very fascinating visually, right?

- Yes, but... What is the secret ingredient?

- The nothing, is not that amazing?.

PD: I don't know what the fuck has put Anno to the nothing, but fuck, what a indigestion.

PD2: I don't speak/write/spell English very well, sorry for the gramatical errors.