Now I saw this in another thread so I thought why not try it here. It's pretty simple one person post one part of the story and the next person post a continuation.
Example:
1st Poster: Ounce upon a time...
2nd Poster: There was a duck
And continue so on. If you happened to get ninja'd please remove your post or edit in a good speed to not derail the thread. So with that lets begin...
Long ago in a distant future, there was...
Volume 1:
Long ago in a distant future, there was...
an old legend about a Tim Tam
that fell in love with
With a young lad named...
Christian. He was so...
Brave so determined to be a...
Tim Tam player that he.....
Had to collect...
seven...
Phoenix balls in order to...
Make his beloved Tim Tam turn back into....
a three-boobed man who...
Looked like a lolicon. . .
and raped the hero ...
But then he finally wakes up before it happens, and then....
he continued his way to ...
To KFC to meet his. . .
Beautiful girlfriend who is....
a tim tam hater
and then she stabbed him with a knife ...
and he....
Got Kotonoha'd. . .
in his stomach
He later woke up in the hospital...
With Yuri Nakamura next to him . . .
And she explained to him where he was and he said....
Wah! What are we going to do on the bed!?
and she said ...
"Nothing, you dumbass!" and suddenly Noda came in..
Die 10, no, 100, no, 1000 TIMES!!!!!!
And then . . .
He was stopped by Hinata who told our MC....
"I want Naruto's babies" and then a monk...
/named Aang came in and said...
"Let there be..."
PEACE!", then went into the Avatar state....
To rid of his conscience of greed and...
Smacked everyone (out the window with air, later...
Faced the man known as...
Hiryu Strider who said....
"You... shall not.. PASS!" and proceeded to...
do da gangnam style
With Barrack Obama next to him
Then BOOOOOOOOM HEADSHOT OBAMA!
and the hero get shot too and died ...
But suddenly Tim Tam...
Super power bar, revived him, and he kill his attacker who was no other than....
the three boobed man and then ...
A fisherman arrived with some shrimp for...
The war was just beginning...
But then an explosion happened which caused...
Every last Tim Tam to implode...
but all of a sudden...
A black hole appeared in the middle of...
The last remain Tim Tam...
which then disintegrated into tiny pieces. A hero who decided to travel into the darkness asked the help of...
The last known Tim Tam sage to help...
produce the second season of Free! where...
Makoto uses steroids to swim and...
He drowns and Free! is cancelled, so.......
The whole world lamented the loss of Free! and decided not to move on with their lives... But then...
Madoka the Puella Magi restored the world again.. So our story restarts....
With Makoto Itou eating the worlds supply of Tim Tams. . .
Then Diran-Kun dropkicks Ituo protecting the TIM TAM'S but then....
Burns all the Tim Tams and joins Makoto so that we can. . .
Get hit with a giant spirit bomb and....
Make love to each other. Someone then...
Read a weird story about...
a panda bear who can see...
The insides of a...
Massive faggot named...
IRenegade, he then proceeded to...
Run into a wall of Tim Tam's...
That sent him to a dimension called.....
Iwatobi. There were muscles everywhere and...
"DON'T TAKE THE PISS!" Kamina came out of nowhere to....
Shove some pies in a...
A giant gammen name....
Godzilla. he was released into the...
The soul society to....
have a liposuction procedure which...
Killed Kamina with a...
10 foot dildo that came from...
Picolo' s special beam cannon, then...
rotten tim tams started falling
..BUT THEN FROM THE HEAVENS WITH AN ANGELS CHORUS, DOWN CAME DOWN CHUCK NORRIS....
Who turned his manly beard into a...
Chainsaw that can grant massages....
To zombies, then...
a lone c-cupped warrior princess arrived and said...
S-s-senpai, did you come to save me?
Then senpai said "Only if you grow your boobs more". So she went on a quest along with...
Zac Efron who later became...
He became a belieber and died, he's dead, now....
Senpai traveled to...
Chalk zone! Then Danny Phantom...
transformed SpongeBob into
an Alaskan bullworm for...
some Tim Tams.
After eating the Tim Tams, some wolves run through the...
Candy cane forest, and to the candy cane river.....
came the crappy tim tams.
But wait polychrome comes in and gets killed by a giant Tim Tam!...
which was actually a rotten
But suddenly...
a giant slimy tim tam
Turned into nuggets which made Polychrome climax like there's no..
fggt hiryu went into seclusion
in order to hide Cardcaptor Sakura's tampons which can...
hiryu went to the convenience store and bought frozen chicken wings
for Rei to salivate on. Then the Iwatobi Swim Club...
stole hiryu's chicken wings and ate them near the pool
Which angered Sakura so she used the Wind card to...
Bring back Aang the avatar who....
then bought chicken wings for hiryu because he was...
Hungry, he then became a...
The one and only DR. COCKBLOCK! Who....
became a bulimic for the rest of his life. But all of a sudden...
