| And so I'm home again, Watching anime when I can, Cleaning dark thoughts from my brain, Thinking about the gaming plan. What else to say about myself, I'm not some kind of continental shelf, To hold that burden on my back. But it look like I'm having panic attack, So with this bass I'll just continue to watch, Anime while drinking glass of Scotch. |
| Alright this thread is starting to die down, so lets get things going again so I can earn back my crown. I am the representation of this game, the inspiration, and all these other fools that rhyme, its like they come from a weak ass rhyming nation. But don't worry because your king is here, to go sit atop my throne, and tell everyone to get out of this area known as my rhyming zone. |
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| Lost_Moon, I won't lie, You hit the bull's eye, Made me laugh instantly, But I need to take responsibility, Towards keeping my throne, So you need to be blown. To shreds! Although your rhyme was good, However I need to make you understand, That my rhyming is unbeatable, Meaning I maybe do the unthinkable, Chopping you like slice of bread, Putting on spear your dragon's head. But still, I won't do that, To me you look like small rat, Trying to fight his way up, Like every other wild cub, Reaching to the piece of meat, Just to have something to eat. Ok, my writing is done, I hope you won't just run, Away like frightened brat, Searching for his baseball bat, Drop that child's play, Keep rhyming like you did today, And don't let your inspiration decay, Maybe you'll have your chance someday! |
| Don't want the throne or crown I'd rather be the clown Turn that frown upside down Jester Drew is back in town |
| My last rhyme was kinda lame, But you probably don't give a damn, About what's going on in this game, Because of that I will restart my program, Before I go and take a bus, And wholeheartedly say adios :D |
| Something to restart this dead end To new heights I will ascend The Phoenix will rise from the ash Streaking across the sky with a hot flash A challenge to those who dare Seek new life and fresh air Rhymes that will truely inspire So that we may set this thread afire |
| I'm back from vale of death, To inspire with my every single breath. Like a Phoenix to rise from the ash, The Ashbringer is ready for the clash. My throne is still in the clouds, Unconquered, because you are cowards. |
| I was walking down the street In the sweltering heat Listening to a hip hop beat When I spied a piece of meat Right by my feet That I decided to eat I saw a hot girl to greet I tried to grab her teet And give her a piece of my meat Then her boyfriend started to beat Me from my head to my feet Until I lay sprawled out on the street |
| Alot of people thought today was the end people picking up guns to defend but they don't have family and friends to protect I mean who would want to be connected to someone that thought the Mayans were correct I just though I'd breath some life into this forum after all I'm dieing of boredom I may be an amateur at throwing down a rhyme But who really cares it's anime time |
| I was born by the river in a little tent Oh and just like the river I’ve been running ever since. It’s been too hard living but I’m afraid to die Cause I don’t know what’s up there beyond the sky. I go to the movie and I go downtown Somebody keep telling me don’t hang around. Then I go to my brother And I say brother help me please But he winds up knocking me Back down on my knees Ohhhhhhhhh….. There been times that I thought I couldn’t last for long But now I think I’m able to carry on It’s been a long, a long time coming But I know a change gonna come, oh yes it will |
| I know why the caged bird sings by Maya Angelou A free bird leaps on the back Of the wind and floats downstream Till the current ends and dips his wing In the orange suns rays And dares to claim the sky. But a BIRD that stalks down his narrow cage Can seldom see through his bars of rage His wings are clipped and his feet are tied So he opens his throat to sing. The caged bird sings with a fearful trill Of things unknown but longed for still And his tune is heard on the distant hill for The caged bird sings of freedom. The free bird thinks of another breeze And the trade winds soft through The sighing trees And the fat worms waiting on a dawn-bright Lawn and he names the sky his own. But a caged BIRD stands on the grave of dreams His shadow shouts on a nightmare scream His wings are clipped and his feet are tied So he opens his throat to sing. The caged bird sings with A fearful trill of things unknown But longed for still and his Tune is heard on the distant hill For the caged bird sings of freedom. |
| oh are we throwing down poetry now? :O nice...though i prefer sth from the Romantic period, or Confessionalist...but anyways, nice choice, i like this turn of events!! :) "Bright Star" John Keats Bright star, would I were stedfast as thou art-- Not in lone splendour hung aloft the night And watching, with eternal lids apart, Like nature's patient, sleepless Eremite, The moving waters at their priestlike task Of pure ablution round earth's human shores, Or gazing on the new soft-fallen mask Of snow upon the mountains and the moors-- No--yet still stedfast, still unchangeable, Pillow'd upon my fair love's ripening breast, To feel for ever its soft fall and swell, Awake for ever in a sweet unrest, Still, still to hear her tender-taken breath, And so live ever--or else swoon to death. |
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| I'm taking Bill's suggestion to expand this thread to alliteration London's loveliest lascivious lycanthropic lesbians licked Larry's lucky lemon-lime lollipop |
| Such a stupid thing to say bill, you thought that I will chill, but you won't take my free will, because of that I will go for the kill. You wrote something without thinking, just for that I'll start drinking, to be ready to start some beating, because you're still stinking. |
| Why write something if you don't understand, that you did something that wasn't planned, you just dig up your own grave, because you admitted the shock wave. Whole forest was blown apart, because of your poison ninja art. Next time hide in your pirate crew, just to scare them out of blue :D |
| you, sir, seem to have a beef. but i think you should turn over a new leaf. why waste time talking about me crew, when deep down you always knew, that pirates just flat out pwn, you go ahead, be a ninja and alone, i'll party with my eye-patched friends, when you join your lonliness ends. P-) |
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| Well, lonliness is my ninja way, Being a pirate really is gay, I don't need a crew to satisfy me, To party and drink chinese tea. So I'am who I'am, Sleeping untill 10 AM, Listening to index fm, Not controlled by uncle sam. Next time don't use skunk style, Or I'll become furious and hostile, Better think of something new, Actually use a better shampoo. |
| Nice rhymes, both of you guys But I'm a ninja through and through And rather than be part of the pirate crew I'm happy to have both of my eyes ^ABBA bitches "I drink and drown in my own inequity Clutching my nutsack til y'all get sick of me" -D12, Rap Game |
| I don't know why you're saying "gay" You enjoy sitting in silence all night and day, I'll have my rum and tons of treasure, I don't even know what you guys do for pleasure. I'm sure it's pretty fun living in hiding, waiting for hours just to do 2 minutes of fighting, I'll fight and be loud and get my kicks, plus idk why you say gay, i've never seen ninjas with chicks. :P |
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| Rhyme you made was not so bad, But your actions made me so mad, Who doesn't enjoy peace and tranquility, You need to accept my invulnerability, Because you need rum and treasure, Girlish drink and shiny things for pleasure, And I can do anything without measure, Just to feel free in my leisure. |
ashjobenMar 11, 2013 10:02 AM
| Invulnerable you say, who you trying to convince? If that was the case my rhymes wouldn't make you wince. From your reaction, it really makes me wonder, if with a couple words I can tear your emotions asunder, so I think I'll leave you be, rediscover your zen, besides it's more fun to fight other pirates, aka men, then maybe you won't feel like you're in living hell, maybe if you chill you'll be able to spell. :P |
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| Invulnerable is my soul and pride, You're only one who has cried, Because of my provoking rhyme, Tearing up your emotions for long time. Still, you talk about fighting pirates, But I only see Ken & Barbies , And stop using gamer slang, Go and play with your dolls gang. |
| When I think of pirates, Jack Sparrow comes to mind He's a cool dude, not even half blind But I still say Ninjas are the best Ninja stars flying your way, you can't contest Show me a pirate that can rhyme Killer Bee puts down fools all the time I'm back in the game better watch out Rhymes to make you feel like a pirate boy scout |
| lol at you talking about my vocabulary, Do such words make you wary? Don't be too proud if you make me mad, did you ever meet a pirate whose temper wasn't bad? You ninjas ninnies are the ones supposed to be always calm, you getting bent out of shape surely makes your sensei facepalm, and if you bring up Ken dolls then this is over before it starts, bc we're not the ones who don't use our "parts" :P |
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| It's time for me to earn back my crown I'll start by laying some sick verses down First I have to make things clear I don't play with Ken dolls, that'd be queer Sit down Bill, I'm now in command of 20 plus No, there's nothing left to discuss A lyrical ninja mutiny is in effect There's a pirate problem we need to correct This ninja is going to make you walk the plank Tie a rope to your big toe for fun and yank All my ninja friends will smirk As your pirate brothers we merc You peeps at 20+ need be ware Come at me, I'll set fire to your hair I only hope someone pops in that can rhyme Join in the fun and throw in a verse sometime |
KawiNinjaMar 11, 2013 9:56 PM
| In command of 20+ you say, I think you need to stick to reddit, but I think you might know that since you had to go back and edit. You troll nice and rhyme ok, that's nice and all son, but to leave you in charge for a day, this place would be done. You talk of mutiny and of walking the plank, but it's only by my mercy you're still here, you have me to thank, What happened to being stoic? You guys whine as much as Winnie, you guys talk really big, but the only ninjas I see here are mini. |
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| I really don't know what are you blabling, Your words aren't even rhyming. Now fired up is what I am, So before I go I'll make you scream, While runing for your girlish life, And me chasing you with a hunting knife. But isn't enough for me to have some fun, I'll give you little head start and take out my machine gun, Then you'll have to be fast and do a long run. Even if you survive I'll take out my Black Arrow number one. |
billmurderface said: Haha, that game looks awesome |
| You have gall to talk about rhyming, sir, I should give you a lesson in iambic pentameter. For now, though, I'll burn you free verse, calling me girlish while toting your purse, you wanna use guns? How very un-ninja like, I'll be a man, use my fists and a mic. You wanna throw around weapons, that what you wanna do? If you keep frontin like that, you'll be sitting in my number two. |
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| Well, what else can I say, I'm not from USA, but that's okey. And still, I ain't running away, Suppressing you, is child's play. Once i tried to use my fists and a mic, But everyone disappear really quick. And so I'm throwing weapons around, With a purpose just to cool you down. Because Ash Bringer still slumbers within, If he wakes up, your chances are very thin. With his crown showing who's the best, Destroying anyone who's near his nest. |
| im near your nest and down to test, you think you ash, wanna be the very best? you aint no pokemon master, ya bastard, you cant capture, or let alone chase after. ive been a pokemon master since elementary, or last century, all of you aint shet to me. well if youre the ash bringer you can call me mr. winter, you like jeffy in the ringer, so heres my middle finger! lol jk. i thought we were battle rapping |
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| Battle rap ownz :D |
| Holyshit! Tbone in da house showing he's skilled Hommie Jumped on Ashbringer like a lion and killed I know I troll like a boss because I'm the champ The rest of you guys couldn't even manage a food stamp I stick to reddit because it's what I do the most But I still make pirates feel like they're toast That black arrow is a badass gun I just picked it up and sniped fools for fun |
| What would Wilbert Wyncoop wear when wild witches whipped worldly wizards? |
| So I took a break for a few days, give y'all a rest, so when you see me pop in here now, hope your pants won't be messed, i like to see you fighting amongst yourselves, scattering around like a bunch of scared little elves, if I'm toast you're a burnt english muffin, burn you so bad your eyes will glaze like you were puffin', maybe that'll help you guys chill and relax, give you a minute to check your syntax, and yeah that spoiler thing you did was kinda nice, but at least my songs aren't sung by Vanilla Ice |
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| You need to shut the hell up, egghead Before I beat you up and send you cryin' in your bed. I can beat up in any rap battle, any time any day, I'll beat you so bad that you'll have nothing left to say. |
| Seems you're the one with trouble finding words, did i turn your brain into mush like milk into curds? Egghead is fine, I'm happy with with my brain power, not my fault it makes you duck and cower, I try to be modest, I try not to flaunt, but throwing it in my face makes me taunt, so next time at least try to come up with a longer stanza, cuz that attempt made you look sillier than Tony Danza. |
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| Ashbringer couldn't handle the heat He's left mumbling short verses in defeat Pirate guy, you've dug your own grave I've been holding back, it's time to rave No, my pants are still crisp and dry I'm a giant you're nothing, a small fry Like an ant under my magnifying glass When I'm done you'll be left with a burning ass I've gotta say this, my IQ is beyond reach Yours compares to a cretin who drinks bleach Caution pirate boy, take these words to heart Wolfwood is here to roast you with some ninja art |
| You both are so hilarious, It looks like you're both just jealous, Of me, beating the shit out of you two, While you're hiding and looking for rescue. Talkin' about your IQ like you're Einstein, But I say, you're pathetic and just "shine". In additional, talkin' about fire and power, Makes me think about Zero Hour. All this writing made me hungry, And will probably make you angry, Half-assed rhymes won't make me run, I can easily destroy you one by one. |
| So it looks like I'm being doubleteamed, that's ok because you've both already been reamed, Wolfy, you think I'll be scared of some turtles, while you run away so quickly your stomach curdles, don't you know you're burned, why your pants are so "crisp"? left so befuddled you're s-s-stuttering with a l-l-lisp. AShy, Ashy, I'm laughing so hard my eyes are full of mist, too bad your mouth is ten times bigger than your fist, you say you're hungry and I have no doubt, I'd be famished too if I experienced rout after rout. It's funny, you speaking of jealousy when all I see from you is green, walking around looking crazy like an unfunny Mr. Bean. |
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| I shine because I'm the greatest The rhymes I create are the illest No half hearted attempts will be tolerated Any more garbage rhymes, you'll be excommunicated A stuttering communist can rhyme better You should stick to knitting and make me a sweater When I read your rhyme my vision became blurred Looked like it was written by a drunk who slurred My stomach curdled when I read your words Seems like I'm battling a couple of nerds Fighting a battle on two fronts, but I'm a one man army And your lame ass rhymes could never hope harm me |
| Dirty Dan dicked Donna double D doggystyle |
| It's been a while since I've shown my face, but seems like you need to be put in your place, calling people fat, calling us names, so immature, talking with your mouth full, of that i'm sure, put away your cupcakes and chips and listen up, before you feel kicked so hard next time you'll wear a cup, what's next in your children's name calling, saying we're smelly? now i know though why you misspell so much, your keyboard covered up by your belly, those who talk the loudest, they don't really show it, I just keep quiet, because "I'm sexy and I know it" :P |
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| =) |
I'm normal, not fat, not even slim, Because of my genes I don't have to go to gym. Haven't trained for over a year, but hey, I easily do 12 pull-ups in any time of the day. I have my beard, my hair isn't every time so neat, My Mensa level IQ will make you take a seat, On your fat ass, and make you re-think, About consequences without a blink. |
ashjobenMar 29, 2013 8:21 AM
| Eh, so it's like whatever I'm just rhyming to be clever Not even going to try Cuz if I do I'll make you cry You might be a boss, but I'm the CEO Chief Executive in the house yo |
| I think Bill might be crying, Because of my rhyming, CEO is showing his his skill, But not even trying to get a kill. I'm still thinking of splitting someones guts, Or with sledgehammer breaking some nuts. |
ashjobenApr 2, 2013 3:05 AM
| My my, you two are such big talkers, you seem a bit obsessed, are you guys my stalkers? you think you scared me, ash, you fool? you really worry me hothead, you need to cool, it's not that serious, you're gonna have a stroke, gettin all mad, eyes bugging out like you're kirked out on coke. CEO is right, you want me to spell it out? C is for the corns on your feet, probably cuz of your gout, E is for eating, like what you do 75 times a day, and for your own words, as we see on display. O is for what you say when you see my name, as in "oh shit," raging out your insecurities in these ridiculous words you spit. |
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| Ridiculous is my middle name I spit epic verses that put you to shame I see your name and I laugh my ass off Like when I see a pig rummaging in it's trough That's great, you decided to join a cheer squad? Don't get too carried away though, I'm not a god Eating 75 times a day, nah, not that much Because, you see to me food is a crutch My sustenance comes from devouring the weak And making them unable to return fire or speak |
| Giving the old rhyming thread a bump Have the time, get on board and jump I promise I will not judge Trying to give the noobs a nudge Of course I'm the best I put the great Bill to the test He still hasn't responded, maybe busy Or he's still probably dizzy From the knock out lines that I spit Guess he felt it was best to quit But, I promise I'll play nice I'll be sweet like sugar and spice |
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