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Dec 2, 2011 4:16 PM
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Yeah I was just thinking about this. When you die, what would you want to be written on your gravestone? Just your name? A quote? Or something deep?

And yes, only STONE graves, please no posts like "what if I want a stick to mark my grave?"

Here is a "lol" list I found from Fable

List of funnies I found from Fable


  • I TOLD YOU I WAS SICK!
  • Here lies the body of Leslie Moore -- No Les, no Moore
  • Here lies the body of Jonathan Pound
    Who was lost at sea and never found"
  • I Wasn't Dead, Just sleeping, Buried Me anyway...Unlucky
  • You're Standing on my head!
  • Anyone Wanna Switch places?
  • Here lies [forget name]
    All he ever wanted to do was hang, and so he did.
ConfuciusDec 2, 2011 5:55 PM
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Dec 2, 2011 4:19 PM
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This is actually kinda interesting

For me it depends on how the rest of my life goes, if I fulfilled my dreams and contribute to society
Then I would have "Died a happy man" then my name
And all the generic stuff with the wife and children

Hold up...
I already planned to be cremated..
O well!
JaconaDec 2, 2011 5:03 PM
Dec 2, 2011 4:38 PM
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He was here just a minute ago.
Dec 2, 2011 4:53 PM
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One of these days I will rise out of the ground.
Dec 2, 2011 4:55 PM
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hmm.. depends on how i'd die. say i'd die in a car accident it would say
"Killed by: car. respawn next round" ;D
...yeahh, i'm not that funny. :|

but really, it'd probably just be my name. perhaps some quote or something, but preferably just the name.
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Dec 2, 2011 4:57 PM
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did you went to a funeral lately to come up with this idea?
anyway ,interesting idea..
and my gravestone will be like this

My Name
1988-2012
What a bitch!!
Dec 2, 2011 5:02 PM
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It truly was my house.
Dec 2, 2011 5:07 PM
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"Died saving his family from a sunken battleship."
;D
Dec 2, 2011 5:16 PM
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Kramer said:
"Mans best friend." Jerry, I want something like that written on my tombstone.
"Every man shall reap what he has sown, from the highest lord to the lowest gutter rat. And some will lose more than the tips off their fingers, I promise you. They have made my kingdom bleed, and I do not forget that"
Dec 2, 2011 5:47 PM

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"Oh for Fuck's sake"

"Should've looked left and right"

"Who was this again?"
Dec 2, 2011 5:51 PM

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Deep:

Day mau wahau sa hou da veini?

Funny:

I never asked for this.

ironic:

Tell Dug that Spade digged Grave.
Dec 2, 2011 5:51 PM

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I may be dead, but don't even think about selling my stuff.
Dec 2, 2011 6:14 PM
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I used to be alive but then I took an arrow to the knee
Dec 2, 2011 6:35 PM

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"Turns out I can't beat a bear"

"Reading Tabloids really does destroy your brain"

"Derek, a loving father, a brother, a friend, and a pedophile, he'll be remembered for all these things, notably the last one"
Dec 2, 2011 7:33 PM

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"<RESPAWNING IN 5 - 4 - 3>"

"AFK; Brb"

"If you lived here, you'd be home by now."

"50/50 chance this grave may contain gold, or landmines, wanna chance it?"

"I cut the blue wire."
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Dec 2, 2011 8:44 PM

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"4kids suck!"

"You only get to die once, try to die horribly like me. Make it worth while!"

"What?! Never seen a grave before?!"
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Dec 2, 2011 9:04 PM

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"Pepperoni and mushrooms."

"THEW ORLD ISSQ UARE"

"Damn you, Kyubey!"

"Oh, whatever... YOU try playing Dark Souls IRL."

"I'm throwing one HELL of a party down here!"

"This."

"If you wanted to know, yes I am one of people who thought Hetalia sucked."

"You have recieved a trophy: 'I WENT INTO THE LIGHT!' (Platinum)"

"Dead guy here. Need money for grieving family. God bless."

"BEST. LIFE. EVER."

"His friends were earned and not a penny saved."


A built in audio player that plays
Queen's "Another One Bites the Dust"
Social Distortion's "When the Angels Sing"
The Push Stars's "Keg On My Coffin"
Monty Python's "Always Look On the Bright Side of Life"
RamenSoup43Dec 2, 2011 11:11 PM
Dec 2, 2011 9:34 PM

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Trolled you :P *is rich in a far away paradise*
Dec 2, 2011 10:27 PM
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I thought this would be a serious thread, but whatever. If you want funny gravestone inscriptions, Sacred has some scattered throughout the campaign. Or you can google your life away on that; I don't think it is very discussion-worthy.
Dec 2, 2011 10:43 PM

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everyone dead. deal with it
Dec 2, 2011 11:16 PM

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" Don't worry about it, I'll be back "
" Right now i'm touching you on your shoulder "
Dec 3, 2011 1:21 AM

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Maybe something from Vonnegut.

I like this one:



or this one:

Dec 3, 2011 1:28 AM

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[name]
[date-date]
[It's not like I d-died for you or anything! Baka! Hentai! Chikan! Ecchi!]
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Dec 3, 2011 2:46 AM

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"If you step on me, I will haunt you forever. FOREVER!"
Dec 3, 2011 2:54 AM

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"Don't Disturb"
Dec 3, 2011 2:54 AM

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Yanoflies said:
[name]
[date-date]
[It's not like I d-died for you or anything! Baka! Hentai! Chikan! Ecchi!]

Haha, This
Dec 3, 2011 3:10 AM

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"Forever alone"
Dec 3, 2011 3:14 AM

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He's out right now, leave a message.
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Dec 3, 2011 3:23 AM

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"If you dare to disturb my sleep, then Kotonoha come after you and will hunt at you house forever"
:D

"Here lies Gaichi, most famous School Days addict from MAL community"
:D

"A half moon, it has a dark half and a bright half, just like me…", Yuno Gasai
Dec 3, 2011 3:28 AM

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"See You In Hell"

Dec 3, 2011 3:29 AM

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"You're Next."
Dec 3, 2011 3:30 AM

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AlexSadist-sama said:
"You're Next."


Such a sadist :p

Dec 3, 2011 3:33 AM

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AlexSadist-sama said:
"You're Next."

Hah :D I like this one.

"A half moon, it has a dark half and a bright half, just like me…", Yuno Gasai
Dec 3, 2011 3:58 AM

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Maybe Lynyrd Skynyrd:

"Still alone, still alive, still unbroken..."

Or maybe I'll just thumb my nose at the rest of y'all, and say:

"Here lies the most evolved human being ever produced by Homo sapiens."

Oh wait, I'm gonna be cremated after I die :p
Dec 3, 2011 4:09 AM
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Dec 3, 2011 5:02 AM
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"Here lies a awesome dude"

Dec 3, 2011 5:21 AM

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"for rent"
Dec 3, 2011 5:26 AM

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" Guilty Crown - 2/5 "
Dec 3, 2011 6:02 AM

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ezikialrage said:
One of these days I will rise out of the ground.
SCARY
Dec 3, 2011 6:03 AM

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"Don't tread on me."

"Behind You."
Dec 3, 2011 6:04 AM

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somethin like this ::
Dec 3, 2011 7:50 AM

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"Y U NO REVIVE ME?!"
Dec 3, 2011 7:54 AM

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On secound though,it would probably display my manga list (If it fits)

Dec 3, 2011 8:08 AM

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"Damn! I wanted to be cremated."

"Dear Necromancer, I would like you to raise me as a Vampire and not a Zombie. Sincerely yours, kodial."

"Dear Gravedigger, I have buried my treasure elsewhere. Please let me rest in peace. Thank you."

"I may be dead but my kidney and my liver lives on."

"I think it's finally about time to take the 'Get a life' advice seriously."

"I tell you the truth: Here I lie."
Signature? I ain't got no signature! I don't need no signature! I don't have to show you any stinkin' signature!
Dec 3, 2011 8:21 AM

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Wake me up after 10 years
Dec 3, 2011 8:30 AM

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Another one bites the dust.
Dec 3, 2011 8:43 AM

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"Do NOT step on the grass"
Dec 3, 2011 8:44 AM

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"Stop watching anime, before it's too late.. this happened to me and soon to you, if you don't stop"
Scary :/

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Vinter said:
"I used to be a living person like you, then I took an arrow to the knee."

i laughed ;D

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