| OK, fine. Be that way. What kind of noise does a Valkyrie make in bed? |
| "When you have bought your own load of hooey, you know exactly what it is worth." -- Bruce Sterling |
| i wonder how much gold we can squeeze from tyger by saying every pun he has is bad, is there a limit to his punficiency |
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| Now, now, it's not good to push him too far at this point, we still have a few letters to go. |
tygertyger said: OK, fine. Be that way. What kind of noise does a Valkyrie make in bed? Don't forget that she'll sing to let you know when it's all over. =P |
| Why does the German Valkyrie often go on a stroll in a deserted, border-line scary forest? Why does said German Valkyrie (°-.-) didn't take any dessert last meal? Speaking of it, what is the most popular culinary specialty of northern Valkyries after the opening of spice stores? Guess that's good enough and I can leave before the pitchforks rise :D |
| *throws an egg at Ocu* |
| Keep throwing eggs at me and you'll have human kind as a whole as your enemy *whispers sensually in your ear*You'll then have to faith the wraith of that huge aliVampire that is the world |
| If monster girls are my allies, then I'll take the humankind as an enemy, thanks. |
| ..... *compares fluffiness levels* welp |
KamikadzeTM said: *throws an egg at Ocu* Wait, not those eggs! Those are from the Harpy! |
| "When you have bought your own load of hooey, you know exactly what it is worth." -- Bruce Sterling |
| *throws an ostrich egg at Ocu* |
| It seems we are at the "W's" now. So be it. What do you call a lycanthrope merchant? What do you call a lycanthrope tailor? What do you call a lycanthrope navigator? What do you call an alert lycanthrope? |
| "When you have bought your own load of hooey, you know exactly what it is worth." -- Bruce Sterling |
| @Tyger you should have saved some of those for the werecat/mouse/rabbit. |
| Why won't the Wererabbit magician do shows for adults? |
| "When you have bought your own load of hooey, you know exactly what it is worth." -- Bruce Sterling |
| boo |
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Meh. |
KamikadzeTMApr 5, 2015 8:25 AM
| I even felt bad for reading that |
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KamikadzeTM said: Meh. Let's see what you got, then. I double-Inu dare you! |
| "When you have bought your own load of hooey, you know exactly what it is worth." -- Bruce Sterling |
| What do you call a book loving dragon? What do you call a Sage who trips on the beach? Do you remember that 1988 film? What was it called? Oh right, These are for Asp What do you call a zombie in a trailer park? What do you call a Zombie that likes to study? What does the young zombie tell her mother when she thinks she is in trouble? How do you label a zombie committing a felony? |
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| Why did the monster girls navigate so well in the dark? And a slightly more out-there one: Why didn't the dragon join the track team? |
KamikadzeTMApr 5, 2015 10:42 PM
| CN, my hat is off! I greatly appreciate you giving us all of those undead puns. In fact... |
| "When you have bought your own load of hooey, you know exactly what it is worth." -- Bruce Sterling |
| I have literally reached a block in my writing. So I was wondering what the consensus would be if I happened to call an audible and start anew |
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MoniStar said: what the consensus would be if I happened to call an audible and start anew If this is about making up puns (this thread seems to be dedicated to that purpose only) ... ...then don't worry. I am content with the fact I can understand some of them and don't try to think about those. It's 3-4 people game anyway. If it is regarding your MSG Story in general ... ... then don't push yourself too hard. There is noone and nothing forcing you to post regularly and if you don't have any inspiration right now, wait until you get some. It will come, eventually. But if you are still decided that your story went wrong and it needs a re-roll to possibly a new route, new companions and (with MSGF) whole different genre, you won't be first who did so. I personally think it would be a waste, but if you believe you can do better with whole different kind of story, don't worry about it, I am sure people will understand. And there are so many opportunities to think something unique, interesting and intriguing from viewer if you decide for something entirely new, so there might be much more fun with that! But one advice.... if you decide re-roll everything, write and think about it in advance as there is a chance you will run into the same block with entirely different story as well. |
| Signature removed. It was too good for this cruel world. |
beast_regards said: if you decide re-roll everything, write and think about it in advance as there is a chance you will run into the same block with entirely different story as well. Beastie's right. You need to know what's going wrong with the current story before you scrap it. Otherwise, you run the risk of running into the same problem again. |
| "When you have bought your own load of hooey, you know exactly what it is worth." -- Bruce Sterling |
| Ima go out on a limb and say the were's are done. so that just leaves the wyvern. i didn't like kami's so we need a better one |
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| The fact that you realized it was a wyvern one makes me happy. |
| i'll admit it took me a couple days |
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| Why didn't the wyvern join in the firefight? |
| "When you have bought your own load of hooey, you know exactly what it is worth." -- Bruce Sterling |
| boo |
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| That's......I can't decide if that was funny or mean. |
| crack shot at wyvern what do you call an urn that greets you? ok on to the Y's |
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| What do you call a slow-moving abominable snowgirl? |
| "When you have bought your own load of hooey, you know exactly what it is worth." -- Bruce Sterling |
| i dont get it |
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| It's quiet... too quiet. It is, I think, time for another Honorary Monstergirl Competition. What say you all? |
| "When you have bought your own load of hooey, you know exactly what it is worth." -- Bruce Sterling |
| YES!!!!!! |
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| http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=kurono It seems someone else had the similar idea. |
| Signature removed. It was too good for this cruel world. |
| It's been a while, but not only was it fun, but it also got people involved in a non-MSG activity (which was damn near impossible at that time of the first one). Who'd set it up and run it? |
| I'll be happy to do edits on the entries before they're posted. I'd volunteer to do more setup, but my meager computer skills aren't up to the challenge.* I will definitely bow out of judging, as I plan to have several horses in the race. ;) *Hey, I'm over 50. That I have any computer skills is an achievement. |
| "When you have bought your own load of hooey, you know exactly what it is worth." -- Bruce Sterling |
Clarus_Nox said: http://en.shindanmaker.com/292496 because the pun game is dieing a bit what MG do you get to house? i got an inari With my real name I got an Lilim. I'm not complaining. |
| With my real name, a Jorogumo... which is kind of perfect because I'm a seamstress. We could sew together, have weird spider cuddles, and fawn over cute boys. |
| It's time to get this party started! And by party I mean the Honorary Monstergirl Competition! I volunteer to start the thread and organize the polling brackets. If I can get a volunteer to set up polls we can eliminate the need for judges. PM me with your entries (up to three per contributor) and I'll get the ball rolling. |
| "When you have bought your own load of hooey, you know exactly what it is worth." -- Bruce Sterling |
| with that name thing I got a Dark matter with my real name... god!, why me? >.> |
MetallumOperatur said: http://en.shindanmaker.com/292496 beast_regards has a Alice assigned to him/her. :-D I think this is acceptable so there is no need to re-roll :-P |
| Signature removed. It was too good for this cruel world. |
| Mamono lovers! I summon thee! We need a tiebreaker vote in bracket 8. We currently have a tie for 2nd, and only two entries can progress to the next round. |
| "When you have bought your own load of hooey, you know exactly what it is worth." -- Bruce Sterling |
MetallumOperatur said: http://en.shindanmaker.com/292496 Got a Wyvern... Irony right?! |
| based on the totals, not everyone is voting on each poll |
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aspicientis said: It would have been even more ironic if you would have gotten a wight :-PGot a Wyvern... Irony right?! |
tygertyger said: Mamono lovers! I summon thee! We need a tiebreaker vote in bracket 8. We currently have a tie for 2nd, and only two entries can progress to the next round. Brackets 6 and 5 also have the tie for 2nd too. |
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| Since this seems to be the place for bad puns, I'll throw these in: What do you call a zombie who is concious about her looks? What does the sister of a Youko call herself? What is a dead Yuki-Onna called? What do you call a zombie who doesn't stand out in a crowd? Why did the zombie ate the angel? What did the Undead Times call the invention of the shovel? What happened to the zombie that ate paint? I hope you can dig these puns, or else I have to bury them. |
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