| i kept stepping on their legos >:( |
| ^^ I'm not gonna take a picture of the soap bar but take my word for it... there is hair everywhere ^ I'm not sure I want to be part of your instagram stories "day #31 of the bf eating homemade lunch" |
  A "Bar" is a perch to rest on, "Tender" means gentle or kind. So "Bartender" means a gentle perch  "I gave you a hard time. I'm sorry" "It's fine. You were kind enough to rely on me as your bartender at a very difficult moment." |
| ^^ They didn't want to eat the soup made of legos I made for them :(( ^He had the bright idea to jump in a pool before water was in it |
| Fun fact: My forum avatar/pfp is a drug addicted alcoholic man who's probably went through mid-life crisis 3 times :3 |
| I just felt like we grew distant from each other? I get that we need space and alone time, but is staying in your lego house for most of the day really necessary? I felt a little unwanted in the relationship |
A "Bar" is a perch to rest on, "Tender" means gentle or kind. So "Bartender" means a gentle perch "I gave you a hard time. I'm sorry" "It's fine. You were kind enough to rely on me as your bartender at a very difficult moment." |
| I kept trying to force invite him in my lego house, but he didn't want to come in. That poor soul can't understand |
| Fun fact: My forum avatar/pfp is a drug addicted alcoholic man who's probably went through mid-life crisis 3 times :3 |
| I told them I wasn't a pets person and they said "nah it's okay, my parents will take care of *insert pet name*". Yeah I've seen you with your pet and you love them to bits. I can't bear to be the reason a wedge is driven between you two. I broke up with them as a result |
A "Bar" is a perch to rest on, "Tender" means gentle or kind. So "Bartender" means a gentle perch "I gave you a hard time. I'm sorry" "It's fine. You were kind enough to rely on me as your bartender at a very difficult moment." |
| refused to take dance lessons with me |
  This may sound strange, but would you like to be my slave? |
| Wouldn't let me have a non sweet breakfast |
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| They locked me in a dark, dark room |
| Fun fact: My forum avatar/pfp is a drug addicted alcoholic man who's probably went through mid-life crisis 3 times :3 |
| Would viciously spank me whenever I closed my eyes even though I kinda liked it |
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| i walked in him juicing another goose :( |
| Kept pinching me |
☆-----------------------------------------------------------------☆ This beauty on a broom, who on earth could she be? That's right, she's me. ________________________________________________ |
| Not very personable, wasn't emotionally available, and kept insisting that we weren't dating. Come to think of it, you might've had a point. @MarissaRob In my defense, it is a difficult affair to draw blood from a stone. e: Ever a work-in-progress, sometimes a piece-of-work. I hope to graduate to a work-of-art someday. |
LongninesJun 24, 8:47 PM
| in the end he never made me fall for him... @Longnines Are you sure that was the only problem? I am quite LOVELY uwu What about you? |
MarissaRobJun 24, 8:42 PM
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| Wanted more affection than I'm willing to give |
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| Didnt wanna go out, only home and GAMES |
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| because i don't discriminate. i break up with anyone, no matter if they are above or below in the societal hierarchy |
| MAL quote button: Firefox addon | Chrome extension |
| Nuked me with a tier 3 fireball spell. |
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| ^^ he tickled me ^^ the audacity ^ they liked bitter chocolate |
This may sound strange, but would you like to be my slave? |
| Wanted me to be gentle |
☆-----------------------------------------------------------------☆ This beauty on a broom, who on earth could she be? That's right, she's me. ________________________________________________ |
| wanted me to be a crocodile |
| MAL quote button: Firefox addon | Chrome extension |
| Liked Your Name more than A Silent Voice |
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| hates bunnies :( |
This may sound strange, but would you like to be my slave? |
| They don’t like Keylime pie. That’s a dealbreaker. |
This may sound strange, but would you like to be my slave? |
| Far too sweet for my tastes |
☆-----------------------------------------------------------------☆ This beauty on a broom, who on earth could she be? That's right, she's me. ________________________________________________ |
| they only watched the final episode of the shows and then question everything out loud like "who's this guy?" "why did this happen?" etc |
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| is allergic to showers |
 00cactus |
| They told me to stfu an impossible task *gleeface |
"It is our choices, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities" - HP1 forever fave quote //This was quoted in the year of 2009 |
| Refused hot tub installation |
This may sound strange, but would you like to be my slave? |
| Has strange ideals about my waxing frequency |
“When people see some things as beautiful, other things become ugly. When people see some things as good, other things become bad.” |
| Talked about King Kong when he slept |
This may sound strange, but would you like to be my slave? |
| She doesn't like to take her shoes off when she enters someone's house. I even put down some indoor slippers for people to wear whilst they're at my place. We got into a huge argument and it escalated into a breakup |
A "Bar" is a perch to rest on, "Tender" means gentle or kind. So "Bartender" means a gentle perch "I gave you a hard time. I'm sorry" "It's fine. You were kind enough to rely on me as your bartender at a very difficult moment." |
| Excessive Sweating |
This may sound strange, but would you like to be my slave? |
| We can't agree on interior decoration whatsoever. Honestly, I liked the kitchen we had 6 kitchens ago |
A "Bar" is a perch to rest on, "Tender" means gentle or kind. So "Bartender" means a gentle perch "I gave you a hard time. I'm sorry" "It's fine. You were kind enough to rely on me as your bartender at a very difficult moment." |
| turned my captain's quarters into a giant kitchen and made me sleep in the sink since there's no space for the bed anymore |
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| Nobody is perfect, relationships are all about compromise. I definitely have my faults also. Is it possible if you could try not to get my hand sliced off by haphazardly placing knives all over the place randomly in our dish washer? I opened it and a knife was pointing at me? How was that even possible? Are you laying a trap for me or something? |
A "Bar" is a perch to rest on, "Tender" means gentle or kind. So "Bartender" means a gentle perch "I gave you a hard time. I'm sorry" "It's fine. You were kind enough to rely on me as your bartender at a very difficult moment." |
| They were simply too paranoid, they felt like everyone was out to get them. |
  Just a glimpse of visual aid stay alive Of you on the other shoreline |
| ^ only the paranoid survive They didn't seem to understand the concept of cross contamination. Trust me on this one, I'm not ordering/organising a fridge because "I'm OCD" in your own words, I'm doing it so that we stay safe and in good health 😥😥😥 |
A "Bar" is a perch to rest on, "Tender" means gentle or kind. So "Bartender" means a gentle perch "I gave you a hard time. I'm sorry" "It's fine. You were kind enough to rely on me as your bartender at a very difficult moment." |
| Didnt wanna live with me in Poland... why not?! its not bad at all ugh |
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| After getting back together, I asked her if I should move to Poland her: I mean you should want to, you shouldn't need my opinion. She thought I wasn't decisive enough for her 😔 |
A "Bar" is a perch to rest on, "Tender" means gentle or kind. So "Bartender" means a gentle perch "I gave you a hard time. I'm sorry" "It's fine. You were kind enough to rely on me as your bartender at a very difficult moment." |
| He never cleaned up in the kitchen. |
This may sound strange, but would you like to be my slave? |
| I tried warning them that we should've gotten artifical grass instead of real grass "because it's gonna be a pain to maintain it" "nah but it'll look nice" I've basically been assigned to mow the grass 🤐 and uh... |
A "Bar" is a perch to rest on, "Tender" means gentle or kind. So "Bartender" means a gentle perch "I gave you a hard time. I'm sorry" "It's fine. You were kind enough to rely on me as your bartender at a very difficult moment." |
| He was perfect, I was so flawed. ::sigh:: I have to work on me, I guess. He left me at a bus stop, and I guess he forgot about me. |
This may sound strange, but would you like to be my slave? |
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