| It wants to but its too tsundere Why are you looking like that ? |
"It is our choices, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities" - HP1 forever fave quote //This was quoted in the year of 2009 |
| I had a rough past Have you ever seen a man eat his own head? |
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| Och, well, he was nae... really... a man... He was as strange a thing as ever I saw, or ever i hope to see, god weary. He wae a strange, unearthly creature, a quivering, glistening muss. He was nae so much a man, as... a blancmange! What's the best way to befriend a Thomson's gazelle? |
| By eating it Is Deckard a replicant? |
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| For an additional $100 he'll be anything you like pa'tner What are you? |
“Villainy?” he interrupted. “My dear child, all that’s mere verbiage, prattle. Nothing’s villainous if it causes an erection, and the single crime that exists in this world is to refuse anything that might produce a discharge.” |
| Nice try CIA What is your biggest dream? |
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| Becoming Heterosexual. Why are you not typing like I do? |
   ค๓ เ ʝยรƚ ƚ๏๏ ƈยƚє Ŧ๏г ץ๏ย? |
| because only illiterate people type like that is the most important thing in life money? |
| No, sex is Did you get offended? |
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| Nah, I play defense Are we alone in the universe? |
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| Not in the multiverse Do you have that one with that guy who was in that movie that was out last year? |
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| No, but I have that two with the guy who was not in any movies which came out last year, but may or may not have been in thirteen movies which came out three years ago, depending on the weather. What's the most interesting thing you can do with a pneumatic drill? |
Can money really buy happines? |
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| as long as you pay in bitcoin what’s the altitude |
✨️A e s t h e t i c✨️ |
| The altitude is a computer software that generates floor plan designs How do eyes work? |
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| By going blind Is the 5 second rule true? |
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| Yes, bacteria obediently wait five seconds before getting on anything which lands on the floor! What is a bird's nest for? |
| So you can eat shit How does one poop? |
| By eating spicy food Is milk just cow urine? |
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| It is not "just" cow urine, it is a blend of many different schools of philosophy of which cow's urine is just a part. What's the best way to annoy people? |
| By beating them up to a pulp Who Killed Captain Alex? |
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| I did how do lesbians have sex |
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| By using their dicks Marvel or DC? |
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| Direct current obviously, what use is waiting for a marvellous thing to happen? What would you do if all electrical supply was cut off for a week? |
| Be on my computer or watch television Is free will real? |
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| No, you can't just buy a person named Will for free. What time is it? |
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| IT'S MORBIN TIME Who is the singer of "Everyone knows that" and where can i find the full song? |
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| John cena and you can find the full song on Xx_Spotify_xX (that’s the lost song right? I love lost media lol) Is mayonnaise an instrument? Edit: this aged well |
AverageRiceFanMay 4, 5:29 PM
Gee, it sure is boring around here |
| Yes Are you a sinner? |
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| Idk Are you tired? |
| I know people make promises all the time Then they turn right around and break them When someone cuts your heart open with a knife, now you're bleeding But I could be that guy to heal it over time And I won't stop until you believe it 'Cause baby you're worth it |
| Four middle-aged women, chosen for their ugliness to stand in contrast to the children, are brought along to serve as duennas How should I deal with an unwanted hand on my thigh? |
“Villainy?” he interrupted. “My dear child, all that’s mere verbiage, prattle. Nothing’s villainous if it causes an erection, and the single crime that exists in this world is to refuse anything that might produce a discharge.” |
| Praise the brown dots under their fingernails Would you lick a window properly clean ? |
"It is our choices, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities" - HP1 forever fave quote //This was quoted in the year of 2009 |
| You lick them with a shoe How do you get apple pie |
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| I eat an apple then i fart it out Omgim5 🤣🐧 Do you like it when a flashlight 🔦 is directed at your eyes ? |
"It is our choices, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities" - HP1 forever fave quote //This was quoted in the year of 2009 |
| ^^ you glomp to apply ^ yes, unless it is turned on what if god is one of us? |
MAL quote button: Chrome extension quoting posts that change colors/fonts/justification finally fixed *blush* |
| Are you trying say that God is browsing MAL? |
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| Mwahahahahaha Is there a goddess browsing MAL |
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| of course, how do you think she keeps track of the anime she's watched?! duh... in that land of gods and monsters what creature would you be? |
MAL quote button: Chrome extension quoting posts that change colors/fonts/justification finally fixed *blush* |
| x, DF, MF What is freedom? |
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| When you fart and you yourself die from its extreme smell What is fart? |
| everyday trillions of ants die probably puts everything into perspective dont you think will you be my discord kitten? |
| FBI open up!!! Why do France even exist? |
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| because other countries don't want to become France in their stead can we fly to the moon tonight? |
MAL quote button: Chrome extension quoting posts that change colors/fonts/justification finally fixed *blush* |
| We must first drink the Red Bull to get our wings How do you spell the word "Say"? |
SpunkertMar 27, 1:32 AM
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| Sa-eh-eh-eh-eh-ye What is the one thing that ruins you? |
| I know people make promises all the time Then they turn right around and break them When someone cuts your heart open with a knife, now you're bleeding But I could be that guy to heal it over time And I won't stop until you believe it 'Cause baby you're worth it |
| My wife How can you be there and here at the same time? |
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| yes, I did burn down that orphanage how do you fly a kite? |
| Kite in Norwegian is called Drage wich means Dragon in English Are you drunk? |
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| By getting rather high. What would make you happiest? |
| depression Can you show me where on the doll did that man touch you? |
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