| They were trying to be the first person in history to cross larva in a paper boat. |
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| Thought they were him and threw a bomb at me but ofc i threw it back at them 🗿 |
| "you can only save 1 user out of the 3 above you" the people after them never named them 😥 That's cruel. (I'm not liable/responsible though) |
  A "Bar" is a perch to rest on, "Tender" means gentle or kind. So "Bartender" means a gentle perch  "I gave you a hard time. I'm sorry" "It's fine. You were kind enough to rely on me as your bartender at a very difficult moment." |
| Eaten alive by a murder of crows |
“When people see some things as beautiful, other things become ugly. When people see some things as good, other things become bad.” |
| sandpaper |
  Just try and stay out of my way. Just try! I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!. |
| a newcomer to FG didn't want to catch them in the "user above is falling, would you catch them?". You can check the logs, it wasn't me |
A "Bar" is a perch to rest on, "Tender" means gentle or kind. So "Bartender" means a gentle perch "I gave you a hard time. I'm sorry" "It's fine. You were kind enough to rely on me as your bartender at a very difficult moment." |
| Eaten by a bunch of seagulls, they took out a fast food delicacy in a coastal area. |
      It's okay if you forget me.   |
| They tried to follow Danz during a zombie invasion. When Danz parkour jumped from rooftop to rooftop, Animeistaken tried to follow but couldn't make the same jump 😥 Walkers got to them, rest in peace. |
A "Bar" is a perch to rest on, "Tender" means gentle or kind. So "Bartender" means a gentle perch "I gave you a hard time. I'm sorry" "It's fine. You were kind enough to rely on me as your bartender at a very difficult moment." |
| They didn't get the fact that AIT didn't make the jump for a reason. He saw a bunch of climbers approaching Danz. In a last ditch effort, AIT jumps to the walkers and proceeds to die while watching Danz reach his heavenly abode among a bunch of zombies... |
It's okay if you forget me. |
| Someone shoved a popsicle in their mouth all the way, and they choked. RIP |
Just try and stay out of my way. Just try! I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!. |
| ^^ oh we both died in the zombie invasion? big rip I thought I'd be good at handling that scenario since I've seen a zombie show or 2 ------------- They smile too much like Naru in the avatar When confronted with an unstable armed individual and was told "stop smiling" - they couldn't Further details will be omitted. ------------- ^ They ignored a "don't swim with the dolphins warning sign. A dolphin dragged them down to the bottom of the ocean 😥😥😥😥😥😥😥 |
A "Bar" is a perch to rest on, "Tender" means gentle or kind. So "Bartender" means a gentle perch "I gave you a hard time. I'm sorry" "It's fine. You were kind enough to rely on me as your bartender at a very difficult moment." |
| Fell into a giant industrial food processor |
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| Got held at knife point for stealing someone's fish and chips. |
  inspirational quote inspirational quote - karioka » Anime List / Manga List / Drama List / VN List / last.fm « ▣ ▣ ▣ ▣ ▣ ▣ ▣ ▣ ▣ ▣ ▣ ▣ ▣ ▣ ▣ ▣ ▣ ▣ ▣ |
| His ai was overrode by a newer, more malicious ai |
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| They got ran over my a sheep horde stampede. There was a rebel amongst the ranks! |
A "Bar" is a perch to rest on, "Tender" means gentle or kind. So "Bartender" means a gentle perch "I gave you a hard time. I'm sorry" "It's fine. You were kind enough to rely on me as your bartender at a very difficult moment." |
| pufferfish |
Just try and stay out of my way. Just try! I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!. |
| Didn’t feed the cat. How does that cause death? Well, the cat’s yowls for food were a fatal level of loudness. |
~Saeryen~Cure Cantata~ Invoke love, invoke hope, please heal everything! |
| Run over by a truck while running Shoujo style to the venue of their dream job. No one knows who the driver was. |
It's okay if you forget me. |
| Anaphylaxis |
Just try and stay out of my way. Just try! I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!. |
| Toxic shock syndrome |
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| Rin Tokikaze caught them calling someone else their waifu The details of the death are too gruesome to share |
A "Bar" is a perch to rest on, "Tender" means gentle or kind. So "Bartender" means a gentle perch "I gave you a hard time. I'm sorry" "It's fine. You were kind enough to rely on me as your bartender at a very difficult moment." |
| You picked up a random mushroom to cook but didnt have knowledge and died from poison! |
   I only wish life could be as leisurely as this a little more often... How greedy of me  |
| camay1997 left you in a basement and forgot about you |
Just try and stay out of my way. Just try! I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!. |
| She was cycling whilst wearing a pretty long scarf - which got caught up in the spokes and she got thrown off the bike, suffering fatal head & neck trauma. |
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| Someone dropped a Rin Tokikaze poster on the road, when they tried to help a fellow anime merch collector, they got run over by a car 😥 How does this happen? We lost a fellow good samaritan |
A "Bar" is a perch to rest on, "Tender" means gentle or kind. So "Bartender" means a gentle perch "I gave you a hard time. I'm sorry" "It's fine. You were kind enough to rely on me as your bartender at a very difficult moment." |
| Sudden lightning strike |
| Back broke while sitting for too long. Got in the hospital, stood up to get some tea. As he tries to get up, he falls over the doctor's tools. RIP |
It's okay if you forget me. |
| A sniper accidentally though they are the target and shot them |
| Whilst outside camping and making a fire, they accidentally set fire to the forest due to a slightly clumsy and careless mistake. Rest in peace Tinshard |
A "Bar" is a perch to rest on, "Tender" means gentle or kind. So "Bartender" means a gentle perch "I gave you a hard time. I'm sorry" "It's fine. You were kind enough to rely on me as your bartender at a very difficult moment." |
| Drank some poisoned water while eating hot food |
It's okay if you forget me. |
| ^^ I blame *cough* Luchip- *cough* *cough* ^ They accidentally pressed a "Do not touch" red button and unfortunately the death was so gruesome that to follow MAL ToS & guidelines, we will not go into further detail |
A "Bar" is a perch to rest on, "Tender" means gentle or kind. So "Bartender" means a gentle perch "I gave you a hard time. I'm sorry" "It's fine. You were kind enough to rely on me as your bartender at a very difficult moment." |
| ^The red stands for Souma's hair They were busy watching some Slice-Of-Life when the local mailman came in their house and proceeded to kill him for having way too many food Coupon |
It's okay if you forget me. |
| His heart gave out just when he was about to shake the hand of his favourite J-Pop idol😥 |
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| Ezra Miller beat them to death with several cervelats |
“When people see some things as beautiful, other things become ugly. When people see some things as good, other things become bad.” |
| Camel attacked camay....he ded |
| Got headbutted by a hog |
 00cactus |
| The Cozy Cubicle Cave got invaded by a mosquito horde. |
A "Bar" is a perch to rest on, "Tender" means gentle or kind. So "Bartender" means a gentle perch "I gave you a hard time. I'm sorry" "It's fine. You were kind enough to rely on me as your bartender at a very difficult moment." |
| Drank too much breast milk |
“When people see some things as beautiful, other things become ugly. When people see some things as good, other things become bad.” |
| Tie guy did it I watched in horror But then he offered me hot cocoa and so we left |
Just try and stay out of my way. Just try! I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!. |
| Her cats scratched her to death. She died smiling |
It's okay if you forget me. |
| Killed time for so long that time killed them in the end, died from old age |
| Beaten to death by a six year old Peruvian girl armed with a croquet mallet |
“When people see some things as beautiful, other things become ugly. When people see some things as good, other things become bad.” |
| As brutal as that sounds, I'm quite certain @Lscala will be the first to avenge tinshard's demise. Speaking of, camay1997 was found dead next to the deceased body of a six-year-old Peruvian girl. Forensics shows that the body of the Peruvian girl was likely used as a mallet to repeatedly strike camay with, causing blunt-force trauma and multiple contusions to both parties until both succumbed to mortality. A sad state of affairs. |
| (hmm, speaking of blunt force trauma) Longnines was on a vacation and went on a submarine trip into the depths of the ocean, but there was a loose screw in the sub, and after an ominous cracking sound the water pressure crushed the whole thing. |
| He was fishing by a lake, and thought he caught a big one. He pulled & pulled and whatever it was shot up into the sky. And what it turned out to be, was a metal shopping cart, and it fell down to earth crushing his skull in the process. |
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| Please dont get too near to animals at a petting when you have fresh produce vegetables. |
A "Bar" is a perch to rest on, "Tender" means gentle or kind. So "Bartender" means a gentle perch "I gave you a hard time. I'm sorry" "It's fine. You were kind enough to rely on me as your bartender at a very difficult moment." |
| Drowned in their washing machine |
“When people see some things as beautiful, other things become ugly. When people see some things as good, other things become bad.” |
| Spontaneous combustion |
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