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Jan 2, 2009 9:05 PM

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Indeed, us oyashiro-sama's think alike ^^
I am also among your kin ^^
Jan 3, 2009 10:26 AM

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Oh my, 5 Hanyuus. This could be quite problematic since religious wars are always so messy. And they thought the crusades were bloody...
masterhooplaJan 3, 2009 10:17 PM
"Cicadas, even though their lives last only a few weeks, fall in love and disappear"

~Heed the roar of the mighty ocelot~
Jan 3, 2009 5:55 PM

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*nabs shadow* Nah! There won't be wars! All us greater beings are above all that conflict crap, right? I mean, if somebody pisses us off, we just let the plagues of Egypt deal with it....why dirty our own hands?

Here, Shadow--have some cream puffs. On me!

(psst...can you distract them while I omochikairii all the Rena's?)
Jan 4, 2009 3:02 AM

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You know Misa, you are Hanyuu, I am Rena, and you know what Rena does to Hanyuu when given the opportunity, right?
OMOCHIKAERIIII~
*takes Misa away*
Jan 4, 2009 3:02 PM

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See, at least Spring's actions are logical.
Anyways, don't think that you being dragged away by Spring will end the conflict. This town isn't big enough for the 5 of us! They only had enough resources to build one Oyashiro-sama statue anyways >.>

*waves goodbye to the helpless Misa*
Well, I'm sure you'll be fine as long as Spring doesn't pick up a cleaver anywhere.
"Cicadas, even though their lives last only a few weeks, fall in love and disappear"

~Heed the roar of the mighty ocelot~
Jan 4, 2009 8:18 PM

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masterhoopla said:
See, at least Spring's actions are logical.
Anyways, don't think that you being dragged away by Spring will end the conflict. This town isn't big enough for the 5 of us! They only had enough resources to build one Oyashiro-sama statue anyways >.>

*waves goodbye to the helpless Misa*
Well, I'm sure you'll be fine as long as Spring doesn't pick up a cleaver anywhere.

What are you thinking? I can never have too much Hanyuu!
OMOCHIKAERIIII~
*grabs Hoopla too*
Jan 5, 2009 7:47 AM

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*helplessly dangles under one of spring's arms, with hoopla under the other*

So....so we know that bungee cording him to a chair will have no effect. What do you think we should do, Hoopla? I'm afraid I can't reach between my legs in my current position, so....kissing my sorry deity ass goodbye isn't really an option.
Jan 5, 2009 6:11 PM

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*wipes the cream puff crumbs from his face*
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I'm afraid I can't reach between my legs in my current position
Eto.... what?

Well here's my plan: We kick back at Spring's place, eat some cream puffs, and then wait for my minions to arrive and free me. Now this may or may not happen before Spring wheels us down to his lair and straps us to the rack. >.>
There are currently no known counters to Rena's omochikaeri. We have only developed methods against Misa's version of the omochikaeri.
"Cicadas, even though their lives last only a few weeks, fall in love and disappear"

~Heed the roar of the mighty ocelot~
Jan 5, 2009 10:23 PM

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*arrives home and places the two on the sofa*
Don't try to escape, it's no use. Everything is automatically controlled by the Rena Omochikaeri Software.
I'll just prepare what needs to be prepared....
Jan 8, 2009 12:43 PM

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The rest of that sentence involved kissing my sorry deity ass goodbye, Hoopla. One would have to reach between their legs to accomplish that, and.....wait, just forget it. I'm afraid of who might walk in on this conversation at the wrong time.

*kicks her legs on the sofa eagerly* Can I make popcorn? What's on TV? Are those spy cameras part of the software? Do you have any cream puffs? All you have to do is get nee-nee to tell me to sit and stay--all that barbed wire really isn't necessary. Oh! Oh! Razor wire, too! Who's that for??
Jan 8, 2009 2:26 PM

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Whoa Spring, there's maggots on this sofa! And I'm hearing a strange noises from the basement that sounds surprisingly like a meat grinder. Also, judging by the leftovers in your refrigerator, it looks like Rika was here earlier... wait, do I hear screams and the sounds of a whip?
"Cicadas, even though their lives last only a few weeks, fall in love and disappear"

~Heed the roar of the mighty ocelot~
Jan 8, 2009 3:14 PM

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Furude Rika
You have a similar mindset to Rika. Regardless of your physical age, you feel like you’ve seen it all, and it’s rare that something surprises you. On the upside, you’re usually in control of your emotions, and possess the strength to ‘detach’ yourself, to view a given topic from a non-partisan standpoint. On the downside, you find yourself wishing there was something new on the horizon. It would be nice to encounter something that could truly move you—whether it be to joy, tears, or even anger. Life goes on, and the actions of one person really aren’t going to make that much difference in the long run. Maybe it has something to do with the difficulty you have in expressing yourself, but you tend to feel like other people don’t really understand you. You come off as having everything nicely tied together in your life, but deep down inside, you wish there was somebody you could be dependant upon and put your utmost trust in—somebody you never had a keep a secret from. You’re not maladjusted or anything like that. As a matter of fact, you know exactly how to act in any social situation, and though you disagree, others think you would shine in a career that deals with the public. To you, though, all of that comes naturally, because it’s all just a part of your many masks. You’re going through the motions, just like everybody else—you just happen to be really good at it. You have a habit for being pessimistic, but it’s only because you feel a bit jaded regarding life in general. There’s gotta be something more to life than this, but it might take until your next go around to find it. Despite all that, though, you appreciate the people that care about you. Nobody sees you the way you see yourself, and the people who love you hold you in far higher regard than you would expect. Your skill with ‘faces’ is something you’re thankful for, as you manage to maintain a positive opinion of yourself in the minds of others. The friendship of your friends means a lot to you. Someday, life is going to get more exciting. Hopefully, there’s nothing you did in the past to screw that up.

Music is from the soul~ ♥
Jan 8, 2009 6:45 PM

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Now, now, you two are imagining things....
*places a plate full of confectioneries on the table
Just eat, watch the T.V., use the PC if you want, and just make yourselves at home. I'm just gonna do my chores
*cleans the meat grinder and the giant furnace on the basement

Another Rika-chama....
*thinks whether to Omochikari or not....
Jan 9, 2009 2:26 PM

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Hold on. You said you were doing "chores", but I don't see any cleaning utensils out...
*takes a bite from a cream puff* Ow! *pulls out an object from his mouth* A-A needle!?
*Darts to the phone to call the police*
*only to realize that the phone line has been cut*
Misa, Spring's going to kill us. We have to devise a plan to escape. Do you still have the magatamas that Rika found?..
*Hoopla suddenly feels someone staring at him from behind*
"Cicadas, even though their lives last only a few weeks, fall in love and disappear"

~Heed the roar of the mighty ocelot~
Jan 9, 2009 5:09 PM

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*hoopla turns around*

hey! *waves*
what are you guys doing in a place like this?
*leans to rest on the barbed wire and immediately pulls back*


Jan 10, 2009 7:24 AM

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Oh good, MasterOot you're here~
Keep them company while I take care of me chores, kay~
*sounds of clanging gears reverberate throughout the house
Jan 10, 2009 8:20 AM

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Sure thing!
*turns and grins at hoopla and and Misa with a gleam in his eye that only a Rena could have*


Jan 10, 2009 12:04 PM

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Auu auu~
*looks back at MasterOot with teary eyes that only Hanyuu could have*
"Cicadas, even though their lives last only a few weeks, fall in love and disappear"

~Heed the roar of the mighty ocelot~
Jan 10, 2009 12:17 PM

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*grabs hoopla and swings him around, his passion for cute things inflamed*
Hauuu! Kawaii ne?!!!


Jan 10, 2009 5:29 PM

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spring_onions said:
Now, now, you two are imagining things....
*places a plate full of confectioneries on the table
Just eat, watch the T.V., use the PC if you want, and just make yourselves at home. I'm just gonna do my chores
*cleans the meat grinder and the giant furnace on the basement

Another Rika-chama....
*thinks whether to Omochikari or not....


Rika: Nii-pah~ Hi Spring-chan~!

Music is from the soul~ ♥
Jan 10, 2009 6:48 PM

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MasterOot!
Bring Hoopla down, I'll show him something good. Oh, and do "that" to Misa. We don't want him thinking anything serious because of what might he hear.

Hi Cookie-chan!
Alas, I'm busy with these two Hanyuus so I'll be omochikaeri-ing you later.....
Jan 10, 2009 6:50 PM

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Haau~ :3

Music is from the soul~ ♥
Jan 11, 2009 10:38 AM

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oh, alright....*put hoopla down and starts to move towards Misa and stops*
uhh... spring? i forgot which room you put the tools that are necessary for "that"... are they downstairs next to the meat grin- i mean, massage table??
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Jan 11, 2009 10:39 AM

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Auu~ auu~
*looks up at MasterOot with teary eyes*
You won't turn me over to that meany Spring, will you? Wouldn't you rather omochikaeri us to your place rather than Spring's? That's right, now let's slowly back out of Spring's room...
Cookie-chan, use your Loli Moe Laser Beam to keep Spring distracted!
"Cicadas, even though their lives last only a few weeks, fall in love and disappear"

~Heed the roar of the mighty ocelot~
Jan 11, 2009 10:44 AM

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*turns to hoopla and looks at him as if contemplating opportunities*
hmmm...

*glances over at spring*


Jan 11, 2009 8:45 PM

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MasterOot, the tools are down here, get them here.
*gets Hoopla from MasterOot*
Right, do "that" to Misa now...kay~
*carries Hoopla like a little kid*
la la la la la~
Jan 12, 2009 6:21 AM

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*looks as though he has come to a conclusion and shrugs*
alright then, its time we get going Misa! don't want to be late for the Happy Express, do we?
*grabs Misa in one arm and heads towards the basement*


Jan 12, 2009 3:24 PM

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Nooooooo! MasterOoooOooOoOoot! *cries Hoopla with his arm extended as he is dragged away by Spring*

Wait, this stench is... Satoko's blood! *looks at Spring with a look of utter horror on his face* Don't tell me that the reason why no one ever got Satoko's personality was because you... *curdles up and vomits*
"Cicadas, even though their lives last only a few weeks, fall in love and disappear"

~Heed the roar of the mighty ocelot~
Jan 13, 2009 10:09 AM

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*clears her throat and glances up at MasterRenaOot as she's carried away*

Ahem. Upstairs, as I have noticed, likes a Cookie-chan. Who is also Rika. Who is therefore highly adorable. Need I say more?

Dammit, if somebody actually gets Dr. Irie on the quiz, I shall present them with the Uber Paladin Bastard Sword of Awsomeness. It's +12 against Hinamizawa Syndrome infected NPCs! :D
Jan 13, 2009 9:14 PM

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*covers Hoopla's mouth
Sssh! Be quiet, MasterOot will notice. At the moment, the L5 Rena is him, I'm the caring and warm Rena, I was just pretending to be an L5 Rena too. Now, scream like you are being tortured...so he won't come down here and suspect us.
And for the record, this isn't Satoko's blood, it's just pig's blood.
*thinks of a way to get the another Hanyuu
Jan 14, 2009 8:50 AM

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i see...
*straps Misa on to a metal table with drain holes*

i think i might add more items to my omochikairii menu~
not to mention i dont trust spring with hoopla.... but first...

*runs upstairs and knocks Cookie unconscious with the back of his billhook and drags her downstairs and into a cell*

*dusts off his hands*

before i go see whats happening to hoopla, lets start shall we?
*selects a syringe from a table and empties its contents into Misa's neck*

aaaand while thats taking effect, ill have a look at what 'nice' thing spring is putting hoopla through...
*leaves to go upstairs but pauses*
by the way, dont worry about the blood on the table , its not yours :]

*continues upstairs while joyfully banging his billhook on the railings*




Jan 14, 2009 1:57 PM

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*wakes up a few minutes later, dazed and confused*
Auu auu auu auu >_<

Music is from the soul~ ♥
Jan 14, 2009 2:22 PM

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Well I have to say Spring, you certainly don't look like a L5. You look more like a sadistic fiend having fun with all of this >.> anyways, I'll agree to your plans.

Auu~, I'm not quite sure how to use this boulder you gave me. When he walks down those steps, I just hit him on the head, right?
*hears MasterOot's approaching footsteps (and billhook), and just as he is at the entrance, Hoopla runs out and trips, dropping the boulder*
It hurts nanodesu~ ; _ ;
"Cicadas, even though their lives last only a few weeks, fall in love and disappear"

~Heed the roar of the mighty ocelot~
Jan 15, 2009 4:24 AM

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*looks up and notices hoopla*
ah there you are!
*looks around at the situation*
hmmm... you were going to make hoopla stone himself to death? Not bad, spring!
but this is kind of bland...
*drags hoopla by the scruff of his collar*
im going to cut him open from neck to stomach, pull out his intestines and stuff them with candy kinda like the way you'd pack sausages....whiles he's still alive~ ^_^

you're a Hanyuu, you loooove sweets, don't you? ..don't you? >:]
*continues dragging hoopla downstairs*



Jan 15, 2009 5:49 AM

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masterhoopla said:
Well I have to say Spring, you certainly don't look like a L5. You look more like a sadistic fiend having fun with all of this >.> anyways, I'll agree to your plans.

Ack! You caught me!

masterhoopla said:
Auu~, I'm not quite sure how to use this boulder you gave me. When he walks down those steps, I just hit him on the head, right?
*hears MasterOot's approaching footsteps (and billhook), and just as he is at the entrance, Hoopla runs out and trips, dropping the boulder*
It hurts nanodesu~ ; _ ;

MasterOot said:
*looks up and notices hoopla*
ah there you are!
*looks around at the situation*
hmmm... you were going to make hoopla stone himself to death? Not bad, spring!
but this is kind of bland...
*drags hoopla by the scruff of his collar*
im going to cut him open from neck to stomach, pull out his intestines and stuff them with candy kinda like the way you'd pack sausages....whiles he's still alive~ ^_^

you're a Hanyuu, you loooove sweets, don't you? ..don't you? >:]
*continues dragging hoopla downstairs*


*grabs MasterRenaOot by the shoulder*
No wait! That Hanyuu is mine, I'll decide how he dies, bland or extremely painful.
*snatches Hoopla*
Now, return to Misa....finish what you've started!
*straps Hoopla on the rack to avoid too much suspicion*
Jan 15, 2009 9:56 AM

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oh very well.... but i want to hear some screaming when i get back down there...
if not.... well, you get the idea..
*puts away bags of candy, disappointed*
*continues down the stairs emptyhanded*


Jan 15, 2009 1:34 PM

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Well Spring, we're back to where we started. Nothing but you, me, and this iron rack that I'm tied down to.

You know, I kinda wanted to eat some of that candy >.>;;

MasterOot said:
*continues down the stairs emptyhanded*

Wait a second, where did the billhook go...?
"Cicadas, even though their lives last only a few weeks, fall in love and disappear"

~Heed the roar of the mighty ocelot~
Jan 15, 2009 3:10 PM

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*whispers to hoopla* Psst~ MasterOot has your billhook~

Music is from the soul~ ♥
Jan 16, 2009 5:16 AM

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What the? How did you get down here Cookie-chan?
B-But weren't you just....ah well, what the hell! At least you're safe now....
The both of you, think we should just leave Misa? My minions personal assistants are already waiting outside to help us in our escape.
Jan 16, 2009 6:07 AM

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Hmmm....I think we should leave Misa

Music is from the soul~ ♥
Jan 16, 2009 6:23 AM

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*a steel door comes down, sealing the room*
*feedback from a hidden speaker*
you know i can hear you right?~
man i love the irony of this situation...remember this line, spring?
"Don't try to escape, it's no use. Everything is automatically controlled by the Rena Omochikaeri Software" :]
the greater the obsession, the easier it is to hack.. but ive gotta thank you for installing it
but before i play with you guys, i need to greet our "guests" outside....
*a distant explosion shakes the room followed by the faint sound of screaming and gunfire*


Jan 16, 2009 3:35 PM

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Aye, let's all abandon Misa. Speaking of minions, mine should have been here by now...
*camera pans to a dark alley behind the house where 3 legs, 5 arms, and a head are sticking out a trash can*
*shrugs* Oh well. Let's go then, shall we?
*hears MaserOot's The Mastermind's voice over the intercom*
Spring, I told you to get the deluxe package! It comes with a reinforced maggot firewall. Well then, you wouldn't happen to have any secret tunnels, underground passages, or teleportation pads, would you?
"Cicadas, even though their lives last only a few weeks, fall in love and disappear"

~Heed the roar of the mighty ocelot~
Jan 16, 2009 6:30 PM

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<----*dies*

Stick that in your long, complicated RP poses and smoke it! :p


(Maa, sorry, the flu has control of my brain right now. Can't think of anything better to do than die.)
Jan 17, 2009 6:40 AM

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on a still interesting note, someone has yet to get satako or Irie.
Jan 17, 2009 7:58 PM

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Auuu, poor, poor Misa. You should get a dose of fresh maggots, it'll make you better a lot faster....

On with the great escape....
I'm afraid I don't have tunnels or tele pads, but I do have the Orcas! *uses a special whistle to call the mammals*
They will be here in just a few minutes....*hears the orcas coming*
Oh, they're here! They will make a way for us out of this hell.
Jan 18, 2009 2:51 PM

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*spots incoming orcas on his radar*
damn it!
if i can't win and enjoy 'playing' with all of you then no one will win!
*slams his fist on a button, releasing lethal gas throughout the compound, killing all within minutes*
*slumps over and coughs*
crap... this was a dead end world to begin with ... well, see you in the next one ...
*cough*
*dies*


Jan 18, 2009 7:44 PM
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Konnichiwa Minna!!

If you’re waiting in line at a store, you feel bad for feeling impatient—if you’re working at the store with the line, you feel like you aren’t moving fast enough. You tend to feel more comfortable either being by yourself, or being around those few people that you truly care about; as opposed to being around people in general.

That SO happened that one time last spring when I worked in a CVS... pretty much gave me heart attacks everytime I saw the line going WAYYYY long, lol. And it's also true that most of the time I perfer to be alone, also. Thanks for making the quiz Ryuugu-san!!

By the way, can I take your Rena-nee home? (I'm her #1 big fan)
Jan 19, 2009 1:44 PM

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Ah, but I am embarassed. I don't remember which character result I wrote that part for, eh heh. I'm glad you found it accurate, ToughPreacher....who did you get, though? ^^;;

You are most welcome amongst the mad, but if you want Rena-nee's attention, you'll have to get in the whipping line and bend over. It starts right here, behind me.
Jan 19, 2009 4:38 PM
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I got the same thing you did Ryuugu-san. I got Oyashiro-sama desu!
Jan 20, 2009 5:26 AM

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Did someone said that he/she is a Hanyuu?
*prepares Omochikaeri Mode*

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