| Ha! No, I'm not a lady so I know how to look before I sit. Is it offensive to get sexist about pooping? Maybe but I find it hilarious nonetheless. Poop. Haha. Your butt got wet. Haha. Is it offensive to make sexist jokes when it comes to pooping? It feels harmless enough but I've been wrong before. |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| MY GOD, YOU MONSTER, HOW COULD YOU EVER DO SUCH A VILE THING, THAT HURT DEEP, ILL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN AFTER THAT ONE, MILLIONS OF WOMEN WILL SUFFER FOR WHAT YOUVE DONE, OHMYLORD WHAT COU- yeah that question just begged for a sarcastic response What would the world be like if giant sloths still existed today? |
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| I'd probably dip my ass into some toilet water. What would happen if the next shit you took was on a kittens head? |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| And to think I missed coming to these threads. You're a foul-breathed monster What punishment for that bullfuckery up there would you hate going through most? |
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| I'd hate it if you started coming around here all the time. Like sooooo much. Like really really. Like super duper for real, no joke I would hate that punishment. Really. Also I would super hate it if you made me wear a mini skirt, put me on a leash, and made me lick your boot. Definitely don't do that because that would be like, the worst. Really. How many hours a week do you work? |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| Every week I get different hours, the schedule always changes and so does the amount that corporate will let us work. Ive been getting the maximum that they allow for the past while, sometimes even a little bit more even though corporate gets mad. Its part time position so getting full time hours has been nice. But its gonna go down to 20 or so real soon. Are you gonna put on that mini skirt and lick my boot now or am i gonna have to force you? |
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| Of course, and I'll get those boots so clean you'll see your reflection... no wait, force me. Do you want the pink frilly one, or the tight leather one? |
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| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| Ya know usually Id go for the leather... but its nice to shake things up every now and then. The pink frilly one. Also put in that butt plug that has the fluffy kitten tail on it and purr for me Who's your daddy?? |
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| Purrrfect. You are daddy. Now grab that whip and get all Devo up in this bitch. What's your favorite classic rock song? |
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| Bet On It sung by Zac Efron in High School Musical 2 I cant pick a favorite Are you ticklish? |
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| God dammit... Ya know I'm not sure how I always forget but I always do... I should have seen that coming. And no I'm not ticklish. Same question |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| Im not ticklish when people arent tickling me, and Id punch 'em if they ever tried to What was your most recent online purchase? |
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| I purchased a gurren lagann sticker for my van because I'm totally not a nerd like that. Same question |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| A crap load of multicolored fine tip pens, cuz they were on the amazon flash deal thing and I am weak for office supplies for some reason, theyll be good to draw with i guess, and a book light because I am that loser that likes to read books til i fall asleep Whats your favorite porn genre? |
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| Don't have one. What I fap to varies over time. Its more or less a little bit of everything except gay porn. Or at least dude gay porn. I'll watch two ladies get it on. Sometimes I don't watch porn at all and just use my imagination. What's the last book you read? I do that shit too. |
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| Throne of Glass. Im only on chapter 4 of the first book because i have no time to read thanks to work and school Same question |
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| Obsidian Ridge. Its one of the many novels I've read based on the lore of D&D because that shit is awesome and anyone who says otherwise is wrong and probably one of the cool kids. What are you thinking right now? |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| So many things. Mostly money related things, as I cannot afford to live on my current salary and it fucking sucks. I always thought getting a job would mean I could live on my own and have all kinds of things and now I see just how little what I make can actually get me, I cant even afford rent somewhere on my own, much less other expenses or wants. I guess for now that's okay though, since I'm still being provided for by other people, and on one hand I could enjoy the lack of responsibility while it lasts and take it slow til I finish high school, but ive also felt so trapped in my life by everyone around me that Im dying to get away from it and do shit on my own and I cant do that without money. Also I'm thinking about goat noises and tentacle porn. What were you doing one hour before reading this? |
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| Laying in bed and wishing tomorrow was over because I get paid tomorrow and all I want to do is drink myself into oblivion to forget oh so many things. Also, goat noises & tentacle porn is gonna be the name of my band. That shit cheered me up. If you could change one thing from your past, what would it be? |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| Just one thing? Fuck that, Id rewrite my whole past What do you think people would have to say about you at your funeral? |
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| Meh. He was alright I guess. Same question. |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| NoPants? Who was that again? Last movie you saw in theaters? |
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| Thor: Ragnarok. It was pretty good. It was a little too heavy on the comedy at times but overall I liked it. When was the last time you went swimming? |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| Its been a few years. Large amounts of water and lots of carefully placed makeup just dont go together The next movie you plan on seeing in theaters? |
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| No clue. I don't exactly plan to see anything. It just kinda happens sometimes. How many knives do you own? |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| Currently none because they keep getting stolen by my mother and boyfriend. I need to regrow my knife collection. Whatcha thinkin bout? |
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| Why do your knives keep getting stolen? Why do you not exact vengeance? With a violent slice to the neck? I guess the stolen blades would answer that question. I must change your lack of knives. I have many. Do I care about tomorrow? Probably not, but I'll live it anyway. I wonder if I'll ever make friends with a squirrel. They're so durn cute. How many licks does it actually take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? That owl was a liar. It takes way more than three. I wonder how NoPants is doing. Is this too many thoughts? Celestial pastries? How bout celestial panties? Yeah, I'd glaze that shit in starlight. Shower it in the golden rays of a thousand suns. I'd wager a sassy mustache that slapping a clam sounds like the slapping of wet noodles bathed in vasoline. Haha... clam. I wonder if clams have feelings. Not lady clams, like clam clams. They make pearls but not pearl necklaces... and chowder... from New England. If clams could talk. Do you think they're offended that a pearl necklace is also a sexual act? Dingo is fun to say. Ya know a dingo actually did eat someone's baby in Australia so the stereotypical line "a dingo ate my baby" actually happened. Crazy right? To think the simple act of eating a baby could spark a line that everybody would associate with a country. I wonder if that dingo is proud. Like when that dingos grandma is hanging out with other dingo grandmas is she all like "well my grandson ate a baby and made it famous." That would be rad. Bigglefoot. Do you think a dusty knuckle is when you finger an old lady? I'd like to think so. Not that I'm fingering any old ladies I just find the term dusty knuckle funny to associate with finger banging grandmas. Why do your blades keep getting stolen? I should give you some blades. Well... whatcha think? |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| I think your thoughts are a calamitous motley the random and bizarre and yes you should totally give me some blades, I promise to only stab people if they deserve it Your entire life is now documented in a book. What would the title be? |
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| Looking for Lunch In All the Wrong Places. Why do your knives get stolen by your mum and Mr high school musical? |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| Because they are scared of me when I'm angry. Pussies. Are you ever gonna put up a new signature and forum pic? |
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| Ha! So you like to get stabby stabby. That makes me chuckle as well as makes me want to give you blades. And yeah, I will. Eventually. Not sure what I want to do with that yet though. What has been your worst day at work so far? |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| Probably the day when I had to work with my boss and she was even more stressed out than usual and she kept saying things that made me feel incompetent and bad at my job and equally as stressed out as she was Same question. Whats been your worst work day |
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| Hard to say. I have so many shitty days. I think imma pull a NoPants and just say everyday. I hate my job. Do you think you've changed at all over the past year? |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| I believe it is your destiny to leave this thread. That guy is still an asshole, yes? |
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| Pretty much. What made you decide to post here? It feels like forever. |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| I like posting Do you like Ice cream? What about posting? Do you like posting? |
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| I love ice-cream, who doesn't? Posting is okay. Have you ever dreamt about a song that didn't exist? |
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| Hmmm i don't remember, i think i didn't, but something makes me doubt if i actually never did, so i don't know. If the shine of the stars show you a path in the middle of the night that leads you to a road that reflects the darkness of your heart, would you follow it? |
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| No, I'm a coward. Did you ever throw up from physical pain? |
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| Hmm idk, I don't think I did Are you curious about tomorrow's weather? |
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| Sure, I'd like to wear shirts again. Do you like Indian food? |
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| Yeah, not my favorite tho Are you sleepy? |
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| Currently not. Have you found an occupation you would be happy to spend the rest of your life working in? |
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| Not yet, I'm still in the process in deciding what job I wanna do for the rest/majority of my life. What was your dream job as a kid? |
| I wanted to be a wrestler. Good thing I chose a different path. Which anime character do you dislike the most? |
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| That would be Zero Two What anime character do you like the most? |
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| it was a christmas movie, idr the name favorite dish? |
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| Goulash, Champignons, Rice, Noodles Who was your childhood hero? |
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