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Oct 8, 2020 11:12 AM

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Granted but she has a penis down below

I wish taiga was black
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Oct 8, 2020 11:26 AM

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NOT GRANTED, NO!

I wish I had really nice clothes to wear instead of just normal clothes

Oct 8, 2020 11:28 AM

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My chest hurts so much from laughing xD

Granted. It's a white shirt that says "nice" on it

I wish fairies were real
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Oct 8, 2020 11:30 AM

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Granted, but only male fairies that are gay


I wish I would find a briefcase with a million dollars in it rn

Oct 8, 2020 11:40 AM

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Yes it is a million dollars folded into briefs worn by old men and are covered in semen. So no bank teller would accept it

I wish kitsune77 was back and was not gay
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Oct 9, 2020 8:02 AM

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Granted, but you become gay for him and wanna give him bj all day long

I wish I could sleep more at night

Oct 9, 2020 8:24 AM

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Granted and you dream about the black.... lives matter movement

I wish my shift was over
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Oct 9, 2020 8:31 AM

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Granted, but right when it finishes you have to work overtime and dont get payed for it

I wish I had nice eyes

Oct 9, 2020 9:13 AM

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Welcome to North Korea

I wish you were black like Taiga
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Oct 10, 2020 12:31 PM

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Granted, but I get a lot of girls that want my bbc


I wish I could be in a romance anime

Oct 10, 2020 12:37 PM

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Granted and all the girls are black, including Louise

I wish I was British
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Oct 10, 2020 2:46 PM

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Granted, and u snort cocaine all day just like the rest of them

I wish I was Japanese :)

Oct 10, 2020 4:35 PM

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Granted and you have a small penis

I wish Amatniki would have gay sex with that Pen Pineapple Apple Pen guy
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Oct 10, 2020 5:44 PM

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Granted, but its hes actually a girl (not trans, real girl)

I wish I had a loli maid working for me in my house

Oct 10, 2020 6:36 PM

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Granted but the loli has a pineapple pen ready to duel with your apple pen

#fencing

I wish your fencing video was linked
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Oct 10, 2020 9:01 PM

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Granted, but you watch it all day long and become gay for me


I wish I was a harem king

Oct 10, 2020 9:13 PM

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granted, a reverse harem king and they poke all your holes

I wish all of your gay harem members were black XD
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Oct 10, 2020 9:25 PM

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hmmm...granted, but they stop loving me and then decide to gangbang you instead :)


I wish I was a bit taller

Oct 11, 2020 2:57 AM

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Granted but your dick shrunk and is not colored rainbows and shoots out black semen

I wish all your post count would be back to 0
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Oct 11, 2020 4:17 PM

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Granted, but yours becomes -20k

I wish I had a smaller dick than @3miL (if that is even possible :p)

Oct 11, 2020 5:34 PM

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Granted. Google micropenis. Smallest dick in recorded history

I wish Amatniki loves his new dick lol
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Oct 11, 2020 11:04 PM

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Granted, and when its erect it becomes 9 inches, so it makes all the lolis very happy :))


I wish I didnt get so attached to very short anime

Oct 11, 2020 11:05 PM

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Granted, go watch One Piece half an episode every three days

I wish Amatniki and @Zzlef greeted me
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Oct 11, 2020 11:07 PM

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Granted, but in like 10 years from now


I wish covid-19 never existed

Oct 11, 2020 11:11 PM

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Lol does mal still exist by then?

*Covid-2021 has entered the room*

I wish all the computers at my job broke down, deleting all customer data
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Oct 11, 2020 11:15 PM

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Granted, but you lose your job and become homeless


I wish I didnt have to pay for anything

Oct 11, 2020 11:18 PM

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Granted because the world was in chaos so rioting, murder and shit was the norm if you want to get anything. Also look out for that armed biker gang

I wish cats can bark
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Oct 11, 2020 11:19 PM

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Granted, but they bark very loudly at you and attack you


I wish dogs didnt shit everywhere

Oct 11, 2020 11:20 PM

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Granted, They all pass by your house to shit at the front door

I wish bats can talk
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Oct 11, 2020 11:23 PM

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Granted, and when they talk to you they find out that you like Kotonoha more than Setsuna so they decide to kill you


I wish I still had a pet cat

Oct 11, 2020 11:44 PM

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Granted and it was a catgirl that looks like Taiga who dates you then sleeps with me

I wish photoshop was free and easy
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Oct 12, 2020 12:07 AM

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Granted, but for some reason it always crashes the exact second you open it so you can never use it


I wish I could experience love

Oct 12, 2020 12:15 AM

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This kind of love?^ Granted

I wish Amatniki has seen the Monogatari series as there are top-tier lolis there
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Oct 12, 2020 8:14 AM

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Granted, I have been planning to watch it for a few years now

I wish I was rich

Oct 12, 2020 8:29 AM

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Granted but you will never again have an erection

I wish Amatniki will have an erection again
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Oct 12, 2020 8:44 PM

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Granted, but he has an everlasting boner that only will go away after sex with Taiga

I wish I was a more creative person

Oct 12, 2020 10:56 PM

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Granted you create a lot of babies with black taiga

I wish ... ugh

Kasa was here
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Oct 13, 2020 5:46 PM

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Granted, but he constantly wont stop talking about how he? is a shemale



I wish I was younger

Oct 13, 2020 6:01 PM

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Ouch poor kasa lol

Granted but you become a futanari

I was Nurarihyon no Mago would get a reboot
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Oct 13, 2020 8:44 PM

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Granted, but you die!!!!


I wish I was immortal

Oct 13, 2020 9:15 PM

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hahahhaha totally unrelated though

Granted but Taiga gets yellow fever

I wish I can ban people on mal
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Oct 14, 2020 2:45 PM

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Granted, and you become like all the shitty mods on mal and one day you ban the wrong guy, after banning him he goes to your house and rapes/kills you.

I wish I can get money without working

Oct 14, 2020 5:38 PM

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Granted as you are now some gay old man's onahole

I wish I can locate the house of random users here so I can kill them
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Oct 15, 2020 12:11 AM
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granted but when u visit one of those houses u end up being locked up there and the guy cuts the back of ur legs and crushes ur toes so u can't escape from his house just like in Killing Stalking read it if u have some free time, it's bad

I wish i met mafumafu
Oct 15, 2020 12:20 AM

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Granted but mafumafu is black

I wish @Amatniki is happy to see you here
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Oct 15, 2020 3:49 PM

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Granted, its nice to see you again KASA!

I wish Kasa would stay forever

Oct 15, 2020 4:40 PM

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Granted but Kasa becomes gay and black

I wish @Zzlef was here so we can all be together.... Forever xD
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Oct 15, 2020 6:20 PM

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he already is though...

Granted, but he wont leave you and is always annoying you 24/7

I wish I had a death note

Oct 16, 2020 8:38 PM

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Inactivity doesn't count

Granted but it only works when black people write on it

I wish the Islamic countries and the states would kill each other once and for all
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Oct 20, 2020 11:03 AM

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Granted, but the muslim countries win and they defeat the evil united states!! however, now that they have destroyed the world's evil they gain too much power and become corrupt and start many wars that end up leading to ww3. during ww3 the philippines ends up recruiting you for the war and you die by getting blown up in a land mine.


I wish I never had to charge my phone

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