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Apr 20, 2009 2:03 PM

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^ Slowly poison the good quality of their life until they are left with only negatives, so much that it drives them to suicide. :] I will have been an indirect killer.
Apr 20, 2009 2:31 PM

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The good old Ottoman style rattrap torture. Put rats at the entrance of any bodily cavity (Asshole would be best), enclose the area around with a box or something (made of metal), so that the rat have nowhere to escape, and start heating said box.
Then grab some popcorn and see what happens.
Apr 20, 2009 2:37 PM

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A test of endurance of which we will participate in long, hardcore sex.

Whoever withstands 'till the other's death lives. SDKFL: COMMENCE!
Apr 20, 2009 2:55 PM
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Drown her in her own pool because she has a nice house. Also, anorexia would have something to do with it.
Apr 20, 2009 3:16 PM

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Drybananna said:
A test of endurance of which we will participate in long, hardcore sex.

Whoever withstands 'till the other's death lives. SDKFL: COMMENCE!
No fair, the girl doesn't really have to do anything :/


I'll just leave this here.
Apr 20, 2009 3:29 PM

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"in the Library, with the Revolver"

oko za oko, zub za zub - eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth
Apr 20, 2009 3:33 PM

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In the dining room, with the candlestick
Apr 20, 2009 3:37 PM

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the lit candlestick goes up the ass and sets the person on fire then he dies.

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Apr 20, 2009 7:21 PM

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with waffles.

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Apr 20, 2009 7:23 PM

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I'd just inject cyanide and leave you to do die.
Apr 20, 2009 9:04 PM

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Peel the skin off the face, make you eat it. Set you on fire with a filled sink in the room, wait until you find the water which is really acid. Watch.
Apr 20, 2009 9:09 PM

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^Chainsaw. I just went old school.
Apr 20, 2009 9:13 PM

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I can't kill a girl.....Yeah it's a weak point of mine.
Apr 20, 2009 9:41 PM

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^ Carve a heart into his chest, open it up, put a cannibal inside, close it up, and watch. :] Though death would probably occur too early.
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Apr 20, 2009 9:44 PM

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I'd push him into a pool full of broken glass and laugh as I watch him scream in agony, slowly dieing of bloodloss.

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Apr 20, 2009 10:01 PM

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Choke him with barbed wire, pierce the loose ends through his tongue. Wait until he passed out, hang him from hooks on the ceiling by the skin on his hands, wait for him to drop into a fire. Let the walls slowly close, so that he can choose which death he prefers. (Wait for the walls to crush him, or rip himself down and burn.)

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Apr 21, 2009 1:34 AM

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make him go through all the shit that BME Pain Olympics has shown
Apr 21, 2009 1:53 AM

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With a gatling gun that shoots sperm bullets.

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Apr 21, 2009 1:56 AM

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Have him mauled by the girls from K-ON!, looking the way they would in real life when they are in their late 90s, using his favorite possessions as the weapons of choice.

(This was meant for ^^, but I guess it works for ^ as well.)
Apr 21, 2009 1:56 AM

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sew your asshole up and then keep on feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you......

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Apr 21, 2009 1:58 AM

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dawnwan said:
sew your asshole up and then keep on feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you......
That's not very efficient, and have you ever heard of barfing?
(And if you sew the mouth shut too, you wouldn't be able to feed, BTW retard.)

Anyway, you will die by the means of being super-glued (by your skin) to a sidewalk in Times Square. Now, you can image possibly only ever eating what the pigeons eat, drinking rain water off the sidewalk and being walked on by thousands of people each day.
Apr 21, 2009 2:13 AM

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*stuffs ultra high level E poison in a cake*

here, happy birthday ^^ EAT it ok?


*narami clone puffs*
Apr 21, 2009 3:42 AM
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Hang her.
Apr 21, 2009 3:47 AM

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^

schoolboi, meet Nyu (Elfen Lied), you guys are going to be BEST FRIENDS now

*locks door*
Apr 21, 2009 5:31 AM

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<-------- Nyuu?

* and it isn't nyu you should watch out for it's Lucy O.o*
Apr 21, 2009 7:10 AM

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^ Go "Elfen Lied episode 12" on your arse
Apr 21, 2009 7:11 AM

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^go apocalypse zero on your ass.

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Apr 21, 2009 7:11 AM

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Turn the poor bastard into a walking Dirty bomb with a timer, and drop into some public area. Of course, the only way to defuse the bomb would be to kill the host, and I'd inform everyone in the surrounding area of this.
Apr 21, 2009 7:16 AM

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^It would involve a dark room, an axe, two shovels, and a whole lot of screaming...
Apr 21, 2009 7:20 AM

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I would strap you to a table. Then I'd start scraping at your legs with a spoon down to the bone. After that I'd work on your arms than finally your face then leave you there to die of starvation

or something like that.

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Apr 21, 2009 7:36 AM

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Give the victim a Lasgun with one energy pack, a Flackjacket, helmet and standard Issue IG equipment and put the poor bastard alone against a Tyranid invasion.
Apr 21, 2009 7:56 AM

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On a bed of nails then i would stand on you while i hang a showel and i hit you in the head till you stay unconsciousness, i would wait till you wake up, rip the shit out your skin with a fork, fried it, and make you eat it while drinking oil, all that of course with a C4 on your balls. You can guess what happen next.

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Apr 21, 2009 8:17 AM

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Cut off your dick, melt it, weld it with metal and shove the resulting object up your ass. :] If you weren't dead by then, I'd write on you with an acid gel pen until you either died or killed yourself.
Apr 21, 2009 9:50 AM

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Tie you behind a car and pull you trough a cactus field.
Apr 21, 2009 9:59 AM

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Trow you in a house of fire, wait till you can't scream anymore, use salt and lemon on your skin and let the coackroachs eat your dick later.

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Apr 21, 2009 10:26 AM

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^I'll cut off your feet, below the ankles, then your hands at the wrist. Then, I'll cut off your nose. Then your left eye, then your right. But I'll keep the ears so that all you can hear are the children screaming and women yelling "Good, God, what IS that thing?"

Then I'll stab you repeatedly.

But not as painful if you know the reference XD;;;
Apr 21, 2009 10:41 AM

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^cut your stomach open and strangle you with your own intestines
Apr 21, 2009 10:49 AM

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Trow you in a pool then add gasoline to the pool and then light it so it burns. You have tow options how you will die. You drown or you burn, its your call.

P.S. Have you noticed that many people would use pervert things to kill, like a dick or something like that, man your all just sick :/
Apr 21, 2009 10:51 AM

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astronomical said:
dawnwan said:
sew your asshole up and then keep on feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you......
That's not very efficient, and have you ever heard of barfing?
(And if you sew the mouth shut too, you wouldn't be able to feed, BTW retard.)


Fed small rations over an extended period time it would be treacherous.
If they don't eat they will starve to death. Why make it quick and easy, thats no fun (¬_¬?) name calling?.. hahahaha
dawnwanApr 21, 2009 10:55 AM

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Apr 21, 2009 10:57 AM

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3_SworD_StylE said:
P.S. Have you noticed that many people would use pervert things to kill, like a dick or something like that, man your all just sick :/
Ever been to Gurochan?

Trebuchet. To see how high and how far a human body can fly.
Apr 21, 2009 11:14 AM

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^Cut your hands with a chainsaw and make yourself eyaculate with your feet in 5 minutes otherwise i would rip your nipples and eyes with a cheese slicer till you scream "DARTH VADER I HATE YOU".

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Apr 21, 2009 12:09 PM

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Take a small gun and shot your hole body, starting with your fingers then your arms and legs, then your dick, then your chest so that i wont hit a vital point. After that you ll bleed to death very fast and you ll look like a piece of cheese. And if im lucky then maybe Jery will eat you up. ^^
Apr 21, 2009 12:53 PM

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^Hire people to rape you. OH YEAH I WENT THAR
Apr 21, 2009 2:02 PM

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choke on bukkake death

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Apr 21, 2009 2:44 PM

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Drawning you while a piranha breaks the black hole of your anus.

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Apr 21, 2009 2:48 PM

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Dropping him from a 50 story building on a bed of nails
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Apr 21, 2009 3:52 PM

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Hitting you with a black dildo and blue veins on your face until my hands start bleeding, then to finish, with a baseball bat hitting you on the stomach till i can see your kidneys so i can use em' as food and laugh a la Yagami style while i shit on your dead face.

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Apr 21, 2009 7:25 PM
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Chop your limbs off and let you bleed to death, and then stuff the body parts in a black, heavy duty garbage bag.
Apr 21, 2009 7:35 PM

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Rip of your both arms with a sticky wood and then stick em to my chest with glue so i can look like Dock Ock.

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Apr 21, 2009 7:46 PM

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with dr manhattan's penis
*poof*


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