| Ok, so I'm basically scraping the bottom of the barrel when it comes to thread ideas right now, but WHATEVER I'm making a thread about this! So basically two days ago, I was planning to go to the dollar store and get some candy and wafers and whatever, but when I go to my front door I just see a GIGANTIC, UGLY, DISGUSTING, VILE HOUSE CENTIPEDE, just hanging out on the wall. I didn't kill it bc I was too lazy and I was already practically out the door ready to walk to the dollar store. BUT DANG WAS IT UGLY Anyways, have y'all ever seen one? Tell some stories about them here or whatever idk. |
| Luckily, I never had to deal with something like that... It's kinda funny since you live only about 200 km away from me. Yet another reason for me not to set foot in Ontario, I suppose. 😬 |
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Luckily, I never had to deal with something like that... It's kinda funny since you live only about 200 km away from me. Yet another reason for me not to set foot in Ontario, I suppose. 😬
fleurbleue said: Luckily, I never had to deal with something like that... It's kinda funny since you live only about 200 km away from me. Yet another reason for me not to set foot in Ontario, I suppose. 😬 Oh c'mon! Ontario isn't THAT bad (Also I think the centipede problem was just bc my house was crappily built or something like that 😭) but umm, anyways, as I was saying... PeripheralVision said: I present to you an abridged guide as to why Quebec sucks. 1. They speak French as their primary language. French, as we know, is the language of pretentiousness, responsible for over 70% of 🤓 emojis being used since the invention of emojis. Why, just why be the only city-state in Canada to speak French? It’s akin to the Americans calling football “soccer”, a sort of countercultural bullshit. 2. High taxes, which are inevitably used to subsidize the many sex dungeons forming Quebec’s underground tourist trade. 3. A culture of sadism. Perhaps being located so far north has made the Quebecois so heartless. They even invented winter, causing other provinces like Alberta and Toronto to suffer! 4. Cultural appropriation of English terms like “Le Weekend” or “Baguette loaf”. 5. Violent hockey hooliganism that resulted in the deaths of 1.4 billion Americans last year. 6. Their obsession with incest, and how they view immigration as a threat to their national pastime of ducking one’s cousin in the 7. Trillions of mosquitoes. Some say that this is a result of their bioweapons program gone awry. Those warmongers! 8. Bad drivers. I visited last week and have been grazed several times over the course of a single. Never felt more fear than when I was on the streets of Montreal to see the museum of the Banana! No doubt because they’re roads have more craters than a meth addicts face after a vacation in Columbia. 9. Poutine gatekeeping 😡 |
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fleurbleue said:
Luckily, I never had to deal with something like that... It's kinda funny since you live only about 200 km away from me. Yet another reason for me not to set foot in Ontario, I suppose. 😬
Luckily, I never had to deal with something like that... It's kinda funny since you live only about 200 km away from me. Yet another reason for me not to set foot in Ontario, I suppose. 😬
Oh c'mon! Ontario isn't THAT bad (Also I think the centipede problem was just bc my house was crappily built or something like that 😭) but umm, anyways, as I was saying...
PeripheralVision said:
I present to you an abridged guide as to why Quebec sucks.
1. They speak French as their primary language. French, as we know, is the language of pretentiousness, responsible for over 70% of 🤓 emojis being used since the invention of emojis. Why, just why be the only city-state in Canada to speak French? It’s akin to the Americans calling football “soccer”, a sort of countercultural bullshit.
2. High taxes, which are inevitably used to subsidize the many sex dungeons forming Quebec’s underground tourist trade.
3. A culture of sadism. Perhaps being located so far north has made the Quebecois so heartless. They even invented winter, causing other provinces like Alberta and Toronto to suffer!
4. Cultural appropriation of English terms like “Le Weekend” or “Baguette loaf”.
5. Violent hockey hooliganism that resulted in the deaths of 1.4 billion Americans last year.
6. Their obsession with incest, and how they view immigration as a threat to their national pastime of ducking one’s cousin in the
7. Trillions of mosquitoes. Some say that this is a result of their bioweapons program gone awry. Those warmongers!
8. Bad drivers. I visited last week and have been grazed several times over the course of a single. Never felt more fear than when I was on the streets of Montreal to see the museum of the Banana! No doubt because they’re roads have more craters than a meth addicts face after a vacation in Columbia.
9. Poutine gatekeeping 😡
I present to you an abridged guide as to why Quebec sucks.
1. They speak French as their primary language. French, as we know, is the language of pretentiousness, responsible for over 70% of 🤓 emojis being used since the invention of emojis. Why, just why be the only city-state in Canada to speak French? It’s akin to the Americans calling football “soccer”, a sort of countercultural bullshit.
2. High taxes, which are inevitably used to subsidize the many sex dungeons forming Quebec’s underground tourist trade.
3. A culture of sadism. Perhaps being located so far north has made the Quebecois so heartless. They even invented winter, causing other provinces like Alberta and Toronto to suffer!
4. Cultural appropriation of English terms like “Le Weekend” or “Baguette loaf”.
5. Violent hockey hooliganism that resulted in the deaths of 1.4 billion Americans last year.
6. Their obsession with incest, and how they view immigration as a threat to their national pastime of ducking one’s cousin in the
7. Trillions of mosquitoes. Some say that this is a result of their bioweapons program gone awry. Those warmongers!
8. Bad drivers. I visited last week and have been grazed several times over the course of a single. Never felt more fear than when I was on the streets of Montreal to see the museum of the Banana! No doubt because they’re roads have more craters than a meth addicts face after a vacation in Columbia.
9. Poutine gatekeeping 😡
| @waferish PV's reasons to bash on QC are poorly thought out and obviously written by an American who knows nothing about Canada. As an Ontarian, I'm sure you could do way better than him! P.S I don't hate Ontario or anything. I just need great incentives to motivate me to travel, and you just gave me one not to instead. |
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@waferish PV's reasons to bash on QC are poorly thought out and obviously written by an American who knows nothing about Canada. As an Ontarian, I'm sure you could do way better than him!
P.S I don't hate Ontario or anything. I just need great incentives to motivate me to travel, and you just gave me one not to instead.
P.S I don't hate Ontario or anything. I just need great incentives to motivate me to travel, and you just gave me one not to instead.
| @fleurbleue Ok, you know what, sure bring it on!!!!! 1. While I was getting driven to a friend's house I saw this crazy Quebecois driver switching lanes all willy nilly and almost causing an accident!!! Are all the Quebecois this dangerous!? 2. While I was in Quebec city my family spent 1 hour and 30 minutes, stuck on one road because of a traffic jam. By the time we arrived back at the hotel. Our St Hubert chicken meal was already cold!!!! Aww Darn it!!! 3. I have this a Quebecois friend at school who is extremely racist and says racial slurs 4. That same Quebecois friend recommended I watch an anime called "Aki Sora" Really proves PeripheralVision's point no. 6, eh? 5. I know this is the 3rd point with me talking about my Quebecois friend, but he called my math teacher a "Connard" Once! Are all Quebecois people this rude!? 5. I saw a town called Saint Louis du Ha! Ha! on a drive once, but why DID Saint Louis go "Ha Ha"? What a plothole!!!! 6. On the topic of plotholes, why are there so much potholes up in Gatineau!? Like what's up with that? 7. I bought a french celine dion album at a thrift store once, opened it up and it was completely empty, Do you Quebecois people lose stuff that easily!? -_- 8. I was told by my Ontarian friends that you guys apparently eat frog legs, how could you hurt those poor grenouilles like that!? ALSO quick edit: Just noticed that little message at the bottom talking about incentives and stuff, so umm, idk come visit Ontario, see niagara falls, the giant apple, the parliament building, the cn tower!!! Can YOU find a 553m tall tower in Quebec!? P.S I don't hate Quebec either, I'm just posting a bunch of nonsense slander bc idk, free will lmao 😭 |
waferishSep 13, 5:40 PM
| To be honest I just want to get fleur-sama to hit me. I have seen one or two. I never kill them because I know it is my fault that they are there. They are a sign of insufficient cleanliness, after all. |
PeripheralVisionSep 13, 5:47 PM
"Have we not eaten while another starved? Will you punish us for that? Will you reward us for the virtue of starving while others ate? No man earns punishment, no man earns reward. Free your mind of the idea of deserving, the idea of earning, and you will begin to be able to think.” |
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@fleurbleue Ok, you know what, sure bring it on!!!!!
1. While I was getting driven to a friend's house I saw this crazy Quebecois driver switching lanes all willy nilly and almost causing an accident!!! Are all the Quebecois this dangerous!?
2. While I was in Quebec city my family spent 1 hour and 30 minutes, stuck on one road because of a traffic jam. By the time we arrived back at the hotel. Our St Hubert chicken meal was already cold!!!! Aww Darn it!!!
3. I have this a Quebecois friend at school who is extremely racist and says racial slurs
4. That same Quebecois friend recommended I watch an anime called "Aki Sora" Really proves PeripheralVision's point no. 6, eh?
5. I know this is the 3rd point with me talking about my Quebecois friend, but he called my math teacher a "Connard" Once! Are all Quebecois people this rude!?
5. I saw a town called Saint Louis du Ha! Ha! on a drive once, but why DID Saint Louis go "Ha Ha"? What a plothole!!!!
6. On the topic of plotholes, why are there so much potholes up in Gatineau!? Like what's up with that?
7. I bought a french celine dion album at a thrift store once, opened it up and it was completely empty, Do you Quebecois people lose stuff that easily!? -_-
8. I was told by my Ontarian friends that you guys apparently eat frog legs, how could you hurt those poor grenouilles like that!?
ALSO quick edit: Just noticed that little message at the bottom talking about incentives and stuff, so umm, idk come visit Ontario, see niagara falls, the giant apple, the parliament building, the cn tower!!! Can YOU find a 553m tall tower in Quebec!?
P.S I don't hate Quebec either, I'm just posting a bunch of nonsense slander bc idk, free will lmao 😭
1. While I was getting driven to a friend's house I saw this crazy Quebecois driver switching lanes all willy nilly and almost causing an accident!!! Are all the Quebecois this dangerous!?
2. While I was in Quebec city my family spent 1 hour and 30 minutes, stuck on one road because of a traffic jam. By the time we arrived back at the hotel. Our St Hubert chicken meal was already cold!!!! Aww Darn it!!!
3. I have this a Quebecois friend at school who is extremely racist and says racial slurs
4. That same Quebecois friend recommended I watch an anime called "Aki Sora" Really proves PeripheralVision's point no. 6, eh?
5. I know this is the 3rd point with me talking about my Quebecois friend, but he called my math teacher a "Connard" Once! Are all Quebecois people this rude!?
5. I saw a town called Saint Louis du Ha! Ha! on a drive once, but why DID Saint Louis go "Ha Ha"? What a plothole!!!!
6. On the topic of plotholes, why are there so much potholes up in Gatineau!? Like what's up with that?
7. I bought a french celine dion album at a thrift store once, opened it up and it was completely empty, Do you Quebecois people lose stuff that easily!? -_-
8. I was told by my Ontarian friends that you guys apparently eat frog legs, how could you hurt those poor grenouilles like that!?
ALSO quick edit: Just noticed that little message at the bottom talking about incentives and stuff, so umm, idk come visit Ontario, see niagara falls, the giant apple, the parliament building, the cn tower!!! Can YOU find a 553m tall tower in Quebec!?
P.S I don't hate Quebec either, I'm just posting a bunch of nonsense slander bc idk, free will lmao 😭
waferish said: I've had the same experience with Ontarian drivers, though! You're all easy to recognize with your registration plate on your front bumper in a province that only requires a rear plate.While I was getting driven to a friend's house I saw this crazy Quebecois driver switching lanes all willy nilly and almost causing an accident!!! Are all the Quebecois this dangerous!? waferish said: I guess that's the kind of thing that can happen if you do tourism in a big city using a car in rush hour. We're not responsible for this miserable experience, you are!While I was in Quebec city my family spent 1 hour and 30 minutes, stuck on one road because of a traffic jam. By the time we arrived back at the hotel. Our St Hubert chicken meal was already cold!!!! Aww Darn it!!! waferish said: Why are you even friends with them if they are racist, though? Anyway, we have a long tradition of kicking the racists out of Quebec into the Canadian wasteland.3. I have this a Quebecois friend at school who is extremely racist and says racial slurs waferish said: Never heard of that but I suppose this is about incest. Anyway, probably another reason they got kicked out. That same Quebecois friend recommended I watch an anime called "Aki Sora" Really proves PeripheralVision's point no. 6, eh? waferish said: Are you sure your friend is actually Quebecois and not from France? We Quebecois don't typically use this insult.I know this is the 3rd point with me talking about my Quebecois friend, but he called my math teacher a "Connard" Once! Are all Quebecois people this rude!? waferish said: Louis fell into the lake and everyone found it very funny (this is totally not a lie).I saw a town called Saint Louis du Ha! Ha! on a drive once, but why DID Saint Louis go "Ha Ha"? What a plothole!!!! waferish said: I don't know, I never went there. Maybe they let the roads rot so Ontarians don't want to wander into Quebec or something.On the topic of plotholes, why are there so much potholes up in Gatineau!? Like what's up with that? waferish said: Someone stole it from the case, obviously. We all know you Ontarians are addicted to Celine Dion like it's literal crack.I bought a french celine dion album at a thrift store once, opened it up and it was completely empty, Do you Quebecois people lose stuff that easily!? -_- waferish said: That's totally the truth, but I don't see why they should be hurt less than any other farm animals!I was told by my Ontarian friends that you guys apparently eat frog legs, how could you hurt those poor grenouilles like that!? |
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@fleurbleue Ok, you know what, sure bring it on!!!!!
1. While I was getting driven to a friend's house I saw this crazy Quebecois driver switching lanes all willy nilly and almost causing an accident!!! Are all the Quebecois this dangerous!?
2. While I was in Quebec city my family spent 1 hour and 30 minutes, stuck on one road because of a traffic jam. By the time we arrived back at the hotel. Our St Hubert chicken meal was already cold!!!! Aww Darn it!!!
3. I have this a Quebecois friend at school who is extremely racist and says racial slurs
4. That same Quebecois friend recommended I watch an anime called "Aki Sora" Really proves PeripheralVision's point no. 6, eh?
5. I know this is the 3rd point with me talking about my Quebecois friend, but he called my math teacher a "Connard" Once! Are all Quebecois people this rude!?
5. I saw a town called Saint Louis du Ha! Ha! on a drive once, but why DID Saint Louis go "Ha Ha"? What a plothole!!!!
6. On the topic of plotholes, why are there so much potholes up in Gatineau!? Like what's up with that?
7. I bought a french celine dion album at a thrift store once, opened it up and it was completely empty, Do you Quebecois people lose stuff that easily!? -_-
8. I was told by my Ontarian friends that you guys apparently eat frog legs, how could you hurt those poor grenouilles like that!?
ALSO quick edit: Just noticed that little message at the bottom talking about incentives and stuff, so umm, idk come visit Ontario, see niagara falls, the giant apple, the parliament building, the cn tower!!! Can YOU find a 553m tall tower in Quebec!?
P.S I don't hate Quebec either, I'm just posting a bunch of nonsense slander bc idk, free will lmao 😭
1. While I was getting driven to a friend's house I saw this crazy Quebecois driver switching lanes all willy nilly and almost causing an accident!!! Are all the Quebecois this dangerous!?
2. While I was in Quebec city my family spent 1 hour and 30 minutes, stuck on one road because of a traffic jam. By the time we arrived back at the hotel. Our St Hubert chicken meal was already cold!!!! Aww Darn it!!!
3. I have this a Quebecois friend at school who is extremely racist and says racial slurs
4. That same Quebecois friend recommended I watch an anime called "Aki Sora" Really proves PeripheralVision's point no. 6, eh?
5. I know this is the 3rd point with me talking about my Quebecois friend, but he called my math teacher a "Connard" Once! Are all Quebecois people this rude!?
5. I saw a town called Saint Louis du Ha! Ha! on a drive once, but why DID Saint Louis go "Ha Ha"? What a plothole!!!!
6. On the topic of plotholes, why are there so much potholes up in Gatineau!? Like what's up with that?
7. I bought a french celine dion album at a thrift store once, opened it up and it was completely empty, Do you Quebecois people lose stuff that easily!? -_-
8. I was told by my Ontarian friends that you guys apparently eat frog legs, how could you hurt those poor grenouilles like that!?
ALSO quick edit: Just noticed that little message at the bottom talking about incentives and stuff, so umm, idk come visit Ontario, see niagara falls, the giant apple, the parliament building, the cn tower!!! Can YOU find a 553m tall tower in Quebec!?
P.S I don't hate Quebec either, I'm just posting a bunch of nonsense slander bc idk, free will lmao 😭
waferish said: Maybe not, but we have the highest inclined tower in the world! (a record that still stands because no one else is stupid enough to build something like that)Can YOU find a 553m tall tower in Quebec!? |
fleurbleue said: Ok tbf we were driving on like a quiet NEIGHBOURHOOD road and there was still traffic, I'd expect traffic on a main road, but SERIOUSLY!? On a quiet neighbourhood road!? Really Quebec!?I guess that's the kind of thing that can happen if you do tourism in a big city using a car in rush hour. We're not responsible for this miserable experience, you are! fleurbleue said: Ok, they're not REALLY as racist as I painted them to be 😭 But my friend recorded a video of them saying, well... A certain derogatory word, (Without knowing what it meant before saying it.) So umm yeah.Why are you even friends with them if they are racist, though? Anyway, we have a long tradition of kicking the racists out of Quebec into the Canadian wasteland. fleurbleue said: They moved from Quebec City, though I'm pretty sure their like grandpa is from France itself, (And I also think they're something like 10-20% hispanic) but uhh YEAH, close enough.Are you sure your friend is actually Quebecois and not from France? We Quebecois don't typically use this insult. fleurbleue said: Well in that case we Ottawans also protect from the Quebecois really well too!!I don't know, I never went there. Maybe they let the roads rot so Ontarians don't want to wander into Quebec or something. fleurbleue said: Well we all know you Quebecois are ADDICTED to justin bieber and idk, maybe the tragically hip too? (probably not but WHATEVER I'll just say y'all are)Someone stole it from the case, obviously. We all know you Ontarians are addicted to Celine Dion like it's literal crack. fleurbleue said: Also bit of a side note but how could you hurt those innocent potatoes by making poutine!!! This is a serious offence to @LabMemberX!!That's totally the truth, but I don't see why they should be hurt less than any other farm animals! |
| I saw one in my bathroom last month at night, sprayed t with the air freshener as I freaked and grabbed the closest thing I could think of to get rid of it, didn't hurt the thing, instead it just ran off. Horrifying things, I don't want to see another one. |
| "Well, she's flatter than a pancake" -Mimi Alpacas |
| @fleurbleue Are you sure your friend is actually Quebecois and not from France? We Quebecois don't typically use this insult. Hey I thought this was a funny Ontario/Quebec slander discussion, not a France truths one U_U That's totally the truth, but I don't see why they should be hurt less than any other farm animals! True, there's no reason to be kinder to grenouilles... or cats 😏 |
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| @waferish I don't know if it's a centipede or caterpillar but I've seen little ones in the past. I don't think they're harmful to me. But they do look pretty weird. |
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fleurbleue said:
I guess that's the kind of thing that can happen if you do tourism in a big city using a car in rush hour. We're not responsible for this miserable experience, you are!
Ok tbf we were driving on like a quiet NEIGHBOURHOOD road and there was still traffic, I'd expect traffic on a main road, but SERIOUSLY!? On a quiet neighbourhood road!? Really Quebec!?I guess that's the kind of thing that can happen if you do tourism in a big city using a car in rush hour. We're not responsible for this miserable experience, you are!
fleurbleue said:
Why are you even friends with them if they are racist, though? Anyway, we have a long tradition of kicking the racists out of Quebec into the Canadian wasteland.
Ok, they're not REALLY as racist as I painted them to be 😭 But my friend recorded a video of them saying, well... A certain derogatory word, (Without knowing what it meant before saying it.) So umm yeah.Why are you even friends with them if they are racist, though? Anyway, we have a long tradition of kicking the racists out of Quebec into the Canadian wasteland.
fleurbleue said:
Are you sure your friend is actually Quebecois and not from France? We Quebecois don't typically use this insult.
They moved from Quebec City, though I'm pretty sure their like grandpa is from France itself, (And I also think they're something like 10-20% hispanic) but uhh YEAH, close enough.Are you sure your friend is actually Quebecois and not from France? We Quebecois don't typically use this insult.
fleurbleue said:
I don't know, I never went there. Maybe they let the roads rot so Ontarians don't want to wander into Quebec or something.
Well in that case we Ottawans also protect from the Quebecois really well too!!I don't know, I never went there. Maybe they let the roads rot so Ontarians don't want to wander into Quebec or something.
fleurbleue said:
Someone stole it from the case, obviously. We all know you Ontarians are addicted to Celine Dion like it's literal crack.
Well we all know you Quebecois are ADDICTED to justin bieber and idk, maybe the tragically hip too? (probably not but WHATEVER I'll just say y'all are)Someone stole it from the case, obviously. We all know you Ontarians are addicted to Celine Dion like it's literal crack.
fleurbleue said:
That's totally the truth, but I don't see why they should be hurt less than any other farm animals!
Also bit of a side note but how could you hurt those innocent potatoes by making poutine!!! This is a serious offence to @LabMemberX!!That's totally the truth, but I don't see why they should be hurt less than any other farm animals!
waferish said: Maybe they simply knew you were from Ontario and wanted to give you memories you wouldn't forget by forcing you to eat cold chicken. Ok tbf we were driving on like a quiet NEIGHBOURHOOD road and there was still traffic, I'd expect traffic on a main road, but SERIOUSLY!? On a quiet neighbourhood road!? Really Quebec!? waferish said: Sorry, but the only Ontario band I was ever addicted to is July Talk.Well we all know you Quebecois are ADDICTED to justin bieber and idk, maybe the tragically hip too? (probably not but WHATEVER I'll just say y'all are) waferish said: Wrong, it would be an insult to potatoes not to enjoy them! I may have decimated his whole family, but it was only done to pay respect to him. Also bit of a side note but how could you hurt those innocent potatoes by making poutine!!! This is a serious offence to @LabMemberX!! |
| @fleurbleue Have you ever tried the unhealthy fries that uses cheese powder instead of nacho cheese? Gravy and fries? I've never tried poutine before. My mom has though. |
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@fleurbleue
Hey I thought this was a funny Ontario/Quebec slander discussion, not a France truths one U_U
True, there's no reason to be kinder to grenouilles... or cats 😏
Are you sure your friend is actually Quebecois and not from France? We Quebecois don't typically use this insult.
Hey I thought this was a funny Ontario/Quebec slander discussion, not a France truths one U_U
That's totally the truth, but I don't see why they should be hurt less than any other farm animals!
True, there's no reason to be kinder to grenouilles... or cats 😏
Deathko said: Cats are literal gods, you wannabe cat-eater heretic. You'd better watch what you do unless you want to be burned at the stake! True, there's no reason to be kinder to grenouilles... or cats 😏 |
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@fleurbleue
Have you ever tried the unhealthy fries that uses cheese powder instead of nacho cheese?
Gravy and fries? I've never tried poutine before. My mom has though.
Have you ever tried the unhealthy fries that uses cheese powder instead of nacho cheese?
Gravy and fries? I've never tried poutine before. My mom has though.
LabMemberX said: I don't remember ever eating potatoes with nacho cheese at all, powder or not. Have you ever tried the unhealthy fries that uses cheese powder instead of nacho cheese? I'd love to tell you to try poutine, but most of the time, places offering it outside Quebec fail miserably at it. |
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LabMemberX said:
Have you ever tried the unhealthy fries that uses cheese powder instead of nacho cheese?
I don't remember ever eating potatoes with nacho cheese at all, powder or not. Have you ever tried the unhealthy fries that uses cheese powder instead of nacho cheese?
I'd love to tell you to try poutine, but most of the time, places offering it outside Quebec fail miserably at it.
| @fleurbleue Really? I didn't know there was a particular way to make it. |
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| @LabMemberX Of course. It takes the right potatoes, the right cheese, and the right gravy. All in the correct amounts. This is what an actual Poutine should mostly looks like. And this is what they somewhat try to pass as Poutine in France. |
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@LabMemberX Of course. It takes the right potatoes, the right cheese, and the right gravy. All in the correct amounts.
This is what an actual Poutine should mostly looks like.
And this is what they somewhat try to pass as Poutine in France.
This is what an actual Poutine should mostly looks like.
And this is what they somewhat try to pass as Poutine in France.
| @fleurbleue They both look strange... XD Those are humongous cheese pieces. But yeah, the second one looks dry as hell. XD The first one looks nice. |
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@fleurbleue
They both look strange... XD
Those are humongous cheese pieces.
But yeah, the second one looks dry as hell. XD
The first one looks nice.
They both look strange... XD
Those are humongous cheese pieces.
But yeah, the second one looks dry as hell. XD
The first one looks nice.
| @LabMemberX Don't worry if it looks strange to you, it's actually freaking delicious! But now that I'm writing all that about Poutine, I'm getting hungry but it's like 11PM.😔 |
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@LabMemberX Don't worry if it looks strange to you, it's actually freaking delicious!
But now that I'm writing all that about Poutine, I'm getting hungry but it's like 11PM.😔
But now that I'm writing all that about Poutine, I'm getting hungry but it's like 11PM.😔
| @fleurbleue What's wrong with a midnight snack? |
| MY NAME IS POTATO. NICE TO MEET YOU. |
| They are pretty cool actually once you get uses to them. The issue is their speed and Ive had one on a soiler seat once. They hunt other insects so they keep roaches away for example. |
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| @LabMemberX Well, it's making me crave for poutine specifically and every places are closed, you know. But I never eat so late anyway, they say it's no good for your weight. |
| No not really, i've only seen milipedes. Small and barely the size of a finger. Kinda fun to poke at it and see it curl. @x_scolopendra_x sorry for the tag but i think you might be interested in this. |
| looks like a cricket with more legs poor thing probably just wanted to be friends with you House centipedes are known for killing pests in your house that are completely unwelcome. They kill roaches, moths, flies, silverfish, and termites, to name a few. They don't create any type of nests or webs, nor do they eat wood. They rarely bite and they don't carry fatal diseases. House centipedes just want to go after the bugs.  |
| I really like centipedes so I would have been happy u__u |
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@Nette thoughts on this centipede slander?
@Freshell How dare OP call these cute goobers ugly Genuinely cute little faces XD But also they are valuable to have in your home because, just like spiders, they eat pests and house centipedes are very efficient at it. Think of it like this if you have one in your house you have much less other bugs and, unlike spiders, they eat the bodies. |
  ♡ Harder Daddy ♡ |
| yes thats the most ugliest creepiest thing besides house lizard, roaches and .. snakes..(snake is creepiest of all, I remember small snake in pipe or whatever... me looking straight in snakes eyes and snake looking straight into my eyes... both unable to move... numb... like one falls in love at first sight... dunno for how longer and I dont have memory what happened after that) a very romantic encounter 👀😭 istg it almost killed me. But I've never dealt with it myself always shout for your "MOMMMM' even when you are all .... and immovable inside bathroom she would come and help. Good thing it was not near to bathroom door. But since I've moved to other place so its been years now 🙏🙏 |
| Sure, I have seen quite a few of them. |
No, this isn't my signature. |
Me, just on instant after noticing a centipede in the house... |
| Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. |
-snowblood- said: I've got to see all kinds of creatures so far, but the snakes tend to be harmless over here. I just move them outside with some paper tissue or something. Perhaps yours was also harmless and it was just the shock of your intense "romantic" encounter. Anyway, glad to hear you've got help with dealing with ityes thats the most ugliest creepiest thing besides house lizard, roaches and .. snakes..(snake is creepiest of all, I remember small snake in pipe or whatever... me looking straight in snakes eyes and snake looking straight into my eyes... both unable to move... numb... like one falls in love at first sight... dunno for how longer and I dont have memory what happened after that) a very romantic encounter 👀😭 istg it almost killed me. Now I just need a snake costume if I want to have a star(r)ing contest |
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yes thats the most ugliest creepiest thing besides house lizard, roaches and .. snakes..(snake is creepiest of all, I remember small snake in pipe or whatever... me looking straight in snakes eyes and snake looking straight into my eyes... both unable to move... numb... like one falls in love at first sight... dunno for how longer and I dont have memory what happened after that) a very romantic encounter 👀😭 istg it almost killed me. But I've never dealt with it myself always shout for your "MOMMMM' even when you are all .... and immovable inside bathroom she would come and help. Good thing it was not near to bathroom door.
But since I've moved to other place so its been years now 🙏🙏
But since I've moved to other place so its been years now 🙏🙏
| @fleurbleue Oh, a specific craving. I kinda like eating late at night~ XD @_Cherrymoon_ I didn't know you liked bugs. o.o @-snowblood- Hi, Snow! Snakes are scary. I read somewhere they go to toilets or something. |
| MY NAME IS POTATO. NICE TO MEET YOU. |
| Those things are called Silverfish I think, yes I've seen them when I used to live up north, the biggest I saw was about 4cm... they're disgusting, and their legs keep moving after you kill them (don't kill it on the wall) |
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@Freshell How dare OP call these cute goobers ugly
Genuinely cute little faces XD But also they are valuable to have in your home because, just like spiders, they eat pests and house centipedes are very efficient at it. Think of it like this if you have one in your house you have much less other bugs and, unlike spiders, they eat the bodies.
Genuinely cute little faces XD But also they are valuable to have in your home because, just like spiders, they eat pests and house centipedes are very efficient at it. Think of it like this if you have one in your house you have much less other bugs and, unlike spiders, they eat the bodies.
| @Nette Eww, I'd totally take spiders over that freaky thing, I've already got sweaty palms just from looking at that picture. |
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No not really, i've only seen milipedes. Small and barely the size of a finger. Kinda fun to poke at it and see it curl.
@x_scolopendra_x sorry for the tag but i think you might be interested in this.
@x_scolopendra_x sorry for the tag but i think you might be interested in this.
| @Jakkun heh well im generally used to everyone hating scolopendras and centipedes but in fact they are quite harmless creatures and try not to attack people yes, i love scolopendras, they seem stylish and cool to me, but tbh... im a little afraid of them too or to say better not afraid, i just shudder a little when i see them this is evolutionary, because many insects are poisonous and therefore they cause disgust in people but you can fight this, people who keep insects can take them in their hands btw im glad that the little centipede was not harmed, if you see it next time, better carefully take it outside or something like that also if it was a scutigera coleoptrata, a house centipede, like this then its very useful because it eat all sorts of small insects |
| @x_scolopendra_x not gonna lie, if I saw this alien creature in my apartment, I'd burn the whole place down |
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@x_scolopendra_x not gonna lie, if I saw this alien creature in my apartment, I'd burn the whole place down
| @Neroir cockroaches are a lot worse they crawl in all kinds of trash,spread germs and eat carrion 🤮 or bed bugs that drink your blood at night So hate towards centipedes is not justified, their only bad side is their appearance, otherwise they are good animals |
| When i said milipedes, i was talking about trigoniulus corallinus. It's pretty much harmless and you can touch it just fine. Though i'd rather not touch it and always use gloves before throwing it away. x_scolopendra_x said: also if it was a scutigera coleoptrata, a house centipede, like this then its very useful because it eat all sorts of small insects What in the world is that.... i could easily mistake it as itchy caterpillar. It says it lives around mediterranian. I guess asia is safe from that. I guess the saving grace is that it's rather small. If it were twice as big i'd run for my life. The poison is said to be harmless to humans, thankfully. And it eats cockroach, that's great. Well i'd still throw it outside if i see it in the house though. But if there were no cockroach in the house i know who the hero is. |
| @x_scolopendra_x I know cockroaches are way worse. Recently, one flew at me while I was just minding my own business.... dunno why they get so aggressive at night, but unfortunately for centipedes, we live in a world where everything is judged by appearances. Like you said, they look absolutely disgusting... no matter how harmless, they need to disappear |
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When i said milipedes, i was talking about trigoniulus corallinus. It's pretty much harmless and you can touch it just fine. Though i'd rather not touch it and always use gloves before throwing it away.
What in the world is that.... i could easily mistake it as itchy caterpillar. It says it lives around mediterranian. I guess asia is safe from that.
I guess the saving grace is that it's rather small. If it were twice as big i'd run for my life. The poison is said to be harmless to humans, thankfully. And it eats cockroach, that's great. Well i'd still throw it outside if i see it in the house though. But if there were no cockroach in the house i know who the hero is.
x_scolopendra_x said:
also if it was a scutigera coleoptrata, a house centipede, like this then its very useful because it eat all sorts of small insects
also if it was a scutigera coleoptrata, a house centipede, like this then its very useful because it eat all sorts of small insects
What in the world is that.... i could easily mistake it as itchy caterpillar. It says it lives around mediterranian. I guess asia is safe from that.
I guess the saving grace is that it's rather small. If it were twice as big i'd run for my life. The poison is said to be harmless to humans, thankfully. And it eats cockroach, that's great. Well i'd still throw it outside if i see it in the house though. But if there were no cockroach in the house i know who the hero is.
| @Jakkun milipedes  @Neroir so a cockroach fell on you but its centipedes who should disappear, thats just unfair... and btw cockroaches are also ugly fortunately, i dont have them, but i have neighbors who, i suppose, very rarely clean their apartment and one time a cockroach crawled in from them and a centipede (scutigera) the cockroach was just huge and black, i wouldnt even have a place for it to crawl, honestly i just dont know what the neighbors are doing in the next apartment to me that they have SUCH a thing no, really, it was gigantic i killed it and i dont regret scutigera was also big, i carefully led it into some hole in the wall and never saw it again |
| @x_scolopendra_x I think cockroaches are kinda cute. In an ideal world, both should disappear, but if I had to choose, definitely the centipedes |
| So one night the power went out at my place. We're all just hanging out in the living room in the dark. I kept feeling this weird tickle on my skin, figured it was just a mosquito or something buzzing around. Then this thing gets RIGHT up by my ear, so I instinctively smacked it. It drops into my hand and I kid you not it's this MASSIVE red centipede that was literally about to crawl into my ear. Those things are so sneaky. |
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@Freshell How dare OP call these cute goobers ugly
Genuinely cute little faces XD But also they are valuable to have in your home because, just like spiders, they eat pests and house centipedes are very efficient at it. Think of it like this if you have one in your house you have much less other bugs and, unlike spiders, they eat the bodies.
Genuinely cute little faces XD But also they are valuable to have in your home because, just like spiders, they eat pests and house centipedes are very efficient at it. Think of it like this if you have one in your house you have much less other bugs and, unlike spiders, they eat the bodies.
| Its kinda fun reading you gush about bugs haha. Reply didn't disappoint! :p |
| I have nothing against house centipedes because they're useful when it comes to cleaning the house of other insects but when I find one in my bedroom I put it in another room. No way I sleep with one crawling over me. To answer your question, I encounter them a few times a year. |
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@Nette Eww, I'd totally take spiders over that freaky thing, I've already got sweaty palms just from looking at that picture.
| @fleurbleue No they are precious children >:c but im serious when I say they are good roommates to have. |
♡ Harder Daddy ♡ |
| All the time! I live in a desert State and centipedes are a very common bug in our area. I hate those things! >.< |
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x_scolopendra_x said: scutigera was also big, i carefully led it into some hole in the wall and never saw it again I came across that monster once - about the size of a hefty zippo lighter. What kind of holes do you have in your walls that it managed to squeeze through? Please, please, just don't tell me it gnawed them with those razor-sharp, jagged jaws... |
| Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. |
| One got into my bedroom a few years ago, but it eventually left. A few days later I accidentally killed it by stepping on it in the dark ... with bare feet. |
Some of you never watched Bakugan Battle Brawlers on TeleToon in 2008 and it shows. |
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x_scolopendra_x said:
scutigera was also big, i carefully led it into some hole in the wall and never saw it again
scutigera was also big, i carefully led it into some hole in the wall and never saw it again
I came across that monster once - about the size of a hefty zippo lighter. What kind of holes do you have in your walls that it managed to squeeze through? Please, please, just don't tell me it gnawed them with those razor-sharp, jagged jaws...
| @LoveYourSmile I came across that monster once - about the size of a hefty zippo lighter. yes scutigeras can be very different from small to large, honestly i dont know what it depends onWhat kind of holes do you have in your walls that it managed to squeeze through? well, my scutigera wasnt very big, when i lived in the countryside there were much bigger scutigerasIts just that my house is quite new and there really arent any holes in the walls for big insects to crawl through Thats why i was surprised that such insects crawled in. I know that my neighbors are... not the kind of people you can trust (junkies), but even so to have huge insects in a fairly new house... What the hell is going on there? But no - i dont want to know Im writing this now and i can hear some screams and noise behind the wall, damn, i really want to move to a normal house 💀 |
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