| Insert something in the vending machine and get something out of it. e.g. PersonA: I insert a chicken PersonB: You get an egg I insert my sister Alright, let's start! I insert a cake. |
| You get it naked I insert a bl manhwa |
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| You get fanart of said bl manhwa I insert a towel |
| You don't get anything I insert an egg |
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| You get rickrolled I insert a pen |
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| You get blasted with ink I insert a cup of coffee |
| the cup comes out empty I insert my soul |
  ๐ฎ๐๐๐๐๐พ๐๐๐, ๐๐๐ ๐ธ๐ถ๐'๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ป๐๐๐๐ถ๐๐น ๐๐พ๐๐ฝ๐๐๐ ๐ธ๐๐๐๐พ๐๐ ๐๐ฝ๐ ๐น๐๐๐ ๐ท๐๐ฝ๐พ๐๐น ๐๐๐. - ๐
๐๐พ ๐ฆ๐พ๐๐พ๐๐ถ๐๐ถ   |
| You get your body I insert all my remaining happiness |
| You get the world's sadness I insert a dirty pair of socks |
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| You got detergent I insert a chocolate |
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| You get a larger chocolate in return as the vending machine blushes I insert toothpaste |
| A pair of robotic arms emerge from the vending machine and brush your teeth I insert a used tissue |
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| you get covid i insert a bible |
  Qué maravilla. You don't belong here. You never did. |
| you get a Q'uran. don't ask me the specifics I insert a Yu gi oh card |
| ๐ฎ๐๐๐๐๐พ๐๐๐, ๐๐๐ ๐ธ๐ถ๐'๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ป๐๐๐๐ถ๐๐น ๐๐พ๐๐ฝ๐๐๐ ๐ธ๐๐๐๐พ๐๐ ๐๐ฝ๐ ๐น๐๐๐ ๐ท๐๐ฝ๐พ๐๐น ๐๐๐. - ๐
๐๐พ ๐ฆ๐พ๐๐พ๐๐ถ๐๐ถ |
| you get pot of greed. it's banned though. i insert a blank sheet of paper |
| it prints out your potential significant others address on another country i insert something long & cylindrical |
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| you get a hospital bill i insert a pillow |
| You get a mattress I insert a deck of cards after shuffling them. |
| you get a royal straight flush I insert a coconut |
ไฝใใ๏ผๆๅณๅใใใชใ  |
| you get a private island i insert the most expensive penny |
| Qué maravilla. You don't belong here. You never did. |
| you get a rare $2 bill i insert a rose |
| You get a wilted sunflower I insert a soda can |
| You get a soda cannot. I insert all seven Dragon Balls. |
| you get a perma character death. this time, no resurrections i insert pudding |
| You get a potato chip I insert fake coins |
| you get chocolate coins i insert a Go stone |
| "My feelings are like the approaching summer clouds - growing bigger and accumulating, sometimes bringing rain." |
| You get a Mahjong tile I insert Ketchup |
| you get mustard i insert a pen |
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| you get a mechanical pencil i insert bread |
| You get butter I insert a crooked penny |
| You get a perfectly pristine soda can. That's empty. I insert a half-eaten chocolate bar |
| You get a three-quarters-eaten chocolate bar I insert an apple |
| you get Adam and Eve I insert the secrets of the cosmos |
| You get cosmic Eldritch abominations I insert a bunch of ice cubes |
| You get Ice-Cube!! I insert a letter |
 «  »- Aiai Gakusha - "Hey look, don't rush! I'm healthy enough to sleep late maybe " |
| you get a piece of paper I insert a melon-pan |
ไฝใใ๏ผๆๅณๅใใใชใ |
| You get a certain tsundere waifu I insert a light novel |
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| You get a heavy novel I insert a Gimmighoul (Roaming Form) |
| If you disagree with any thoughts or opinions expressed in the above post, you're wrong and I hate you forever! |
| You get money back, scamming the vending machine in the process. I insert a knife |
| you get a spoon instead i insert a wall of text |
| The message notification on your phone chimes. You got a text from a wall. I insert a time-travelling banana |
| If you disagree with any thoughts or opinions expressed in the above post, you're wrong and I hate you forever! |
| you get a nuclear WMD i insert the moon |
| you get a croissant (moon) i insert injured wings |
| you get boneless wings i insert ball |
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| You get castrated! :O I insert a loli girl that wants to know what you're gonna do with her on the bed, oniichan? |
| If you disagree with any thoughts or opinions expressed in the above post, you're wrong and I hate you forever! |
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