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If you're God, why is the user above forbidden in the Heavens?

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Sep 5, 2018 4:42 AM
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Petty reasons, go!
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Sep 5, 2018 4:43 AM
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there wasn't enough room for all their threads
Sep 5, 2018 4:43 AM
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Because he deserved moksha
Sep 5, 2018 4:45 AM
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Giving Kuroshitsuji an 8.
Sep 5, 2018 4:46 AM
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How, I wonder, how can one have the presumption to assume to know what God is thinking? How can one pretend to be the very Being that permeates the universe?
If I had to give one reason for you to be denied access in heaven, my friend, is for this: you want to have the role of the Ultimate Judger yourself, while you are forbidden by the laws of the cosmo. But of course, I am only guessing, for I am not, nor will ever be, God.
And this applies to everyone above, and below me.
Sep 5, 2018 5:00 AM
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because his metagame is too strong
Sep 5, 2018 5:00 AM
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Cuz he was gay once.
Sep 5, 2018 5:01 AM
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^^ that ass too phat

^ those tits are too phat
also all ninjas go to hell.


Calm me and let me taste the salt you breathed while you were underneath
I am the one who haunts your dreams of mountains sunk below the sea
I spoke the words but never gave a thought to what they all could mean


last.fm
Sep 5, 2018 6:14 AM
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being offline
Sep 5, 2018 6:21 AM

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For shoving ass pics everywhere.
Sep 5, 2018 8:46 AM

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He only dreamed rather than doing something.
Sep 5, 2018 3:20 PM

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not giving your signature eyedrops
Sep 5, 2018 3:21 PM

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He knows why
한 번만 살지만 제대로 하면 한 번이면 충분해요
Sep 5, 2018 3:43 PM

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For makin' eyes at Mary.

Sep 5, 2018 3:46 PM

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For have School Days in the favorites
Sep 5, 2018 3:48 PM

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Jul 2017
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called multiple anime animes
Sep 5, 2018 3:58 PM

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Jul 2015
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Not ranking anything
Lies. Lies. Lies.Lies. Lies. Lies.
Sep 5, 2018 3:59 PM
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That one broken image link
Sep 5, 2018 4:00 PM

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not finishing up your profile
Sep 5, 2018 4:02 PM
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Not having a profile pic
Sep 5, 2018 4:09 PM

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Not watching anime atm
Lies. Lies. Lies.Lies. Lies. Lies.
Sep 6, 2018 4:31 AM

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bad haircut
Sep 6, 2018 4:33 AM

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Excessive ecchi, or rather, execchive.
Sep 6, 2018 4:41 AM

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simply because salvation and, consequently, eternal life are not earned by good deeds but are received only as the free gift of God's grace through the believer's faith in Jesus Christ as redeemer from sin.

bitch you been slackin'


Calm me and let me taste the salt you breathed while you were underneath
I am the one who haunts your dreams of mountains sunk below the sea
I spoke the words but never gave a thought to what they all could mean


last.fm
Sep 6, 2018 5:10 AM

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They're immortal, they couldn't get into heaven if they tried
Sep 6, 2018 5:13 AM
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Because they used mal
Sep 6, 2018 5:15 AM

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Cause they did something bad, and it must have felt so good

Sep 6, 2018 5:16 AM

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BACK SATAN
BACK!
BEGONE FROM THIS MORTAL COIL YOU VILE DEMON
BEGONE HARLET


Calm me and let me taste the salt you breathed while you were underneath
I am the one who haunts your dreams of mountains sunk below the sea
I spoke the words but never gave a thought to what they all could mean


last.fm
Sep 6, 2018 6:48 AM

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Because they have some "God" in favs, although the only God am I~

Sep 6, 2018 6:57 AM

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Too many aliases
Lies. Lies. Lies.Lies. Lies. Lies.
Sep 7, 2018 9:29 AM

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There is no place for two heikas in heaven
Sep 7, 2018 9:31 AM

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you know what you did
吃屁股
Sep 7, 2018 9:40 AM
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I discovered that they aren't really a loli
Sep 7, 2018 9:17 PM
Voltekka!

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She thinks that claire > firo
Sep 8, 2018 2:15 AM

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There is something sinful in those private lists that she wanted to keep a secret from God
Sep 8, 2018 3:53 AM
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because they are shipping characters
Sep 9, 2018 10:42 AM

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28 stab wounds!!!
吃屁股
Sep 9, 2018 10:44 AM
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Because they worshipped the cube everyday instead of worshipping me
Sep 9, 2018 10:47 AM
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the cult of chaetot is blasphemous
the very existence of the cult proves the fact that we're actually living in hell
wake up, people...this is hell we're in
Sep 9, 2018 10:50 AM
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Jul 2018
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I hate smoking.
Sep 9, 2018 1:59 PM
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Because only I'd be worthy of heavens.
Sep 9, 2018 2:02 PM
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Jul 2018
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Cause he'd be in charge of torturing the souls in Hell.
Sep 9, 2018 2:05 PM
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Easy, he likes Big Bang Theory :3
Sep 9, 2018 2:06 PM

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their profile aesthetic isn't edgy or blue enough



i like soup


Sep 9, 2018 2:07 PM
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Because only me, the God, would be allowed in Heaven.
Sep 9, 2018 2:15 PM
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Jul 2018
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because you claimed to be god
Sep 9, 2018 2:16 PM
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She said I wasn't cute.

Sep 9, 2018 2:59 PM
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He came empty handed,
Sep 9, 2018 7:22 PM

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They're profile scares me
Sep 9, 2018 7:32 PM

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because they're a knockoff of @fatboyftw
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