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Jun 18, 2014 6:07 PM
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A self-explanatory game: simply post the last text message you received word-for-word. I look forward to trying to guess the context your conversations, weirdos.

The last one I received was:
"I once dumped oranges in her broccoli and she cried and I felt like shit"
The fate of destruction is also the joy of rebirth
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Jun 18, 2014 6:08 PM
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"thanks"
Jun 18, 2014 6:08 PM
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I don't have a cell phone...... or text.
Jun 18, 2014 6:09 PM
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"ok"
Jun 18, 2014 6:15 PM
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"'Baby > College"
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Jun 18, 2014 6:17 PM
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"We have your mother. Bring cash if you want to see her alive again."
Jun 18, 2014 6:17 PM
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"Girl im still deunk"
Jun 18, 2014 6:17 PM
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"Alright lates"
Jun 18, 2014 6:29 PM
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"I'm aware of the secret hentai stash you store under your bed. You can continue to be pleasured by your waifus, but we're done, loser."
Jun 18, 2014 6:35 PM

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"Anscheinend muss ich nicht zur klausur lol"
הלב שלי כבר מת
Jun 18, 2014 6:37 PM
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ايواه
Jun 18, 2014 7:18 PM

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so i guess JR is the only one now

Jun 18, 2014 7:23 PM

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nathan stop watching anime and study you dumb bitch
I JUST LEARNED TO MAKE A SIGNATURE
i now have more game threads than i do posts (15)

Once you taste poison, you might as well finish the meal. If it comes to that you would make as fine a dish as any.
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Jun 18, 2014 7:50 PM

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"Took me forever to get it going and pressing ANY button whacks it out"
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Jun 18, 2014 7:56 PM

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"I'm outside Pedro"
Jun 18, 2014 8:18 PM

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jah feel?

Jun 18, 2014 8:19 PM

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s nlfnivofnoilfnonsloih2lon2i
Jun 18, 2014 8:41 PM

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"I would love to see it."

Jun 18, 2014 8:43 PM

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"do you like adventure time?"

and i said "if i can explore that body (shits going down emoji here)"

i deserve a reward. c:

Jun 18, 2014 9:06 PM
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"But you go blunt for a reason you assface."
Jun 18, 2014 9:18 PM
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You have insufficient funds :(
Jun 18, 2014 9:26 PM
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HEADS UP FROM TELECOM: Your NZ Weekend Calling finishes on 21-JUNE-2014. Need more? Dive in at m.telecom.co.nz/yt
Jun 18, 2014 10:22 PM

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"Dude, did you see how that Armin was a straight out bitch in SNK"
Jun 18, 2014 10:54 PM

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Please pick up you National ID card from Dubai Central Post Office.

Jun 18, 2014 10:56 PM

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sell me your coils and front lip

Jun 18, 2014 11:51 PM

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"Uhuu"
Jun 19, 2014 12:15 AM

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"OK."
"Say it again, but sexier." - TRQ


Jun 19, 2014 12:48 AM
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Alquez77 said:
"Dude, did you see how that Armin was a straight out bitch in SNK"


"Yeh, Alquez is a fuckwit, i bet shes just jealous cause armins in love with you and not her"
Jun 19, 2014 12:52 AM

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"No worries"
Jun 19, 2014 12:56 AM

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"He is Joep's friend"
Jun 19, 2014 1:03 AM

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Kawaii_Snuffles said:
Alquez77 said:
"Dude, did you see how that Armin was a straight out bitch in SNK"


"Yeh, Alquez is a fuckwit, i bet shes just jealous cause armins in love with you and not her"
"Bitch pls, you a fuckwit? That Kawaii_Snuffles ain't right in the head if she thinks bitchass Armin is worth someone's time & love.
Jun 19, 2014 1:04 AM
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"You missed a call from (...), who did not leave a message. This message was provided by Telstra at no charge to you."
Jun 19, 2014 1:09 AM
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Alquez77 said:
Kawaii_Snuffles said:


"Yeh, Alquez is a fuckwit, i bet shes just jealous cause armins in love with you and not her"
"Bitch pls, you a fuckwit? That Kawaii_Snuffles ain't right in the head if she thinks bitchass Armin is worth someone's time & love.

"kawaii_snuffles is dasabled, so no shes notright in the head, but only bitches like alquazz thinks armin is a bitch"
Jun 19, 2014 1:10 AM

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Sorry, you do not have sufficient balance to receive subscibed content. If you wish not to be reminded text REMINDER OFF to 4114. This message is free.
"I have been wielding a blade since before your were swimming around your father's scrotum." - Kurou
Jun 19, 2014 1:12 AM

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Hey this is AsianKungFu, pls respond

Jun 19, 2014 1:15 AM

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Kawaii_Snuffles said:
Alquez77 said:
"Bitch pls, you a fuckwit? That Kawaii_Snuffles ain't right in the head if she thinks bitchass Armin is worth someone's time & love.
"kawaii_snuffles is dasabled, so no shes notright in the head, but only bitches like alquazz thinks armin is a bitch"
"Oh no she did not just tell you that, you better set that Kawaii_Snuffles straight and show her how wrong she is about that punk ass Armin"
AlquezJun 19, 2014 1:18 AM
Jun 19, 2014 1:25 AM
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Alquez77 said:
Kawaii_Snuffles said:
"kawaii_snuffles is dasabled, so no shes notright in the head, but only bitches like alquazz thinks armin is a bitch"
"Oh no she did not just tell you that, you better set that Kawaii_Snuffles straight and show her how wrong she is about that punk ass Armin"
"everyone on MAL thinks armis a babe<3, somethings notright in alquez head"
Jun 19, 2014 1:28 AM

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"OMG!! lol"
Jun 19, 2014 1:29 AM

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'Chilling at the Glen getting a feed'
Jun 19, 2014 1:31 AM

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Kawaii_Snuffles said:
Alquez77 said:
"Oh no she did not just tell you that, you better set that Kawaii_Snuffles straight and show her how wrong she is about that punk ass Armin"
"everyone on MAL thinks armis a babe<3, somethings notright in alquez head"
"lol that Kawaii_Snuffles girl can't even spell her beloved Armin's name. Like cmon, "armis"? Lmao she truly is an idiot xD"
Jun 19, 2014 1:37 AM
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Alquez77 said:
Kawaii_Snuffles said:
"everyone on MAL thinks armis a babe<3, somethings notright in alquez head"
"lol that Kawaii_Snuffles girl can't even spell her beloved Armin's name. Like cmon, "armis"? Lmao she truly is an idiot xD"
"hello snuffles,this is kira. im going to kill alquez for calling armin a bitch, no need to thank me <3"
Jun 19, 2014 1:43 AM

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Kawaii_Snuffles said:
Alquez77 said:
"lol that Kawaii_Snuffles girl can't even spell her beloved Armin's name. Like cmon, "armis"? Lmao she truly is an idiot xD"
"hello snuffles,this is kira. im going to kill alquez for calling armin a bitch, no need to thank me <3"
"Dude you're killing me here xD. Now kawaii_snuffles thinks she is important enough to have someone like Kira to be texting her lol. I doubt she would like Kira if she knew how much Kira despises Armin as well"
Jun 19, 2014 1:45 AM
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Alquez77 said:
Kawaii_Snuffles said:
"hello snuffles,this is kira. im going to kill alquez for calling armin a bitch, no need to thank me <3"
"Dude you're killing me here xD. Now kawaii_snuffles thinks she is important enough to have someone like Kira to be texting her lol. I doubt she would like Kira if she knew how much Kira despises Armin as well"
"Yep im reading the topic now snuffles, alquez is definately a bitch, i bet shes not even legal too, ill dispose of her immediately (tomorrow)"
Jun 19, 2014 1:48 AM

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Kawaii_Snuffles said:
Alquez77 said:
"Dude you're killing me here xD. Now kawaii_snuffles thinks she is important enough to have someone like Kira to be texting her lol. I doubt she would like Kira if she knew how much Kira despises Armin as well"
"Yep im reading the topic now snuffles, alquez is definately a bitch, i bet shes not even legal too, ill dispose of her immediately (tomorrow)"
"Apparently you weren't fucking with me when you said Kira was txting Kawaii_Snuffles. Well I guess Kira is much of a bitch as Armin now. You better stay away from them before you turn into someone like that Kawaii girl *cringe* GL man. Btw you guys should prob start spoilering those posts"
Jun 19, 2014 1:50 AM
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Alquez77 said:
Kawaii_Snuffles said:
"Yep im reading the topic now snuffles, alquez is definately a bitch, i bet shes not even legal too, ill dispose of her immediately (tomorrow)"
"Apparently you weren't fucking with me when you said Kira was txting Kawaii_Snuffles. Well I guess Kira is much of a bitch as Armin now. You better stay away from them before you turn into someone like that Kawaii girl *cringe* GL man. Btw you guys should prob start spoilering those posts"
*only soft people put quotes in spoiler tags*
Jun 19, 2014 1:51 AM

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Kawaii_Snuffles said:
Alquez77 said:
"Apparently you weren't fucking with me when you said Kira was txting Kawaii_Snuffles. Well I guess Kira is much of a bitch as Armin now. You better stay away from them before you turn into someone like that Kawaii girl *cringe* GL man. Btw you guys should prob start spoilering those posts"
*only soft people put quotes in spoiler tags*
"Only soft ppl love Armin"
Jun 19, 2014 1:54 AM
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Alquez77 said:
Kawaii_Snuffles said:
*only soft people put quotes in spoiler tags*
"Only soft ppl love Armin"
"i thought alquez said bitches love armin, seems to me that shes just full of shit now that shes changes her arguement"
Jun 19, 2014 1:59 AM

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Kawaii_Snuffles said:
Alquez77 said:
"Only soft ppl love Armin"
"i thought alquez said bitches love armin, seems to me that shes just full of shit now that shes changes her arguement"
"Is she now putting words in your mouth? Apparently she didn't understand that you called Armin a bitch, not kawaii_snuffles for liking him. Anyways, bitches can be soft too
Jun 19, 2014 2:01 AM
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Alquez77 said:
Kawaii_Snuffles said:
"i thought alquez said bitches love armin, seems to me that shes just full of shit now that shes changes her arguement"
"Is she now putting words in your mouth? Apparently she didn't understand that you called Armin a bitch, not kawaii_snuffles for liking him. Anyways, bitches can be soft too
" i think you should leave this snuffles, everyone has their own opinions, just move on. BTW Alquez is a guy, just thought you should know, so make sure you two make up and that alquez should send you a friend request <3"
Jun 19, 2014 2:05 AM

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Kawaii_Snuffles said:
Alquez77 said:
"Is she now putting words in your mouth? Apparently she didn't understand that you called Armin a bitch, not kawaii_snuffles for liking him. Anyways, bitches can be soft too
" i think you should leave this snuffles, everyone has their own opinions, just move on. BTW Alquez is a guy, just thought you should know, so make sure you two make up and that alquez should send you a friend request <3"
"Yea man, JOAOAA got a point, but I thought he knew you were just kidding about Armin all along xD. Well at least now he knows. Anyways just tell him that you already sent him a friend request and that he should accept that shit right about now"
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