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| Waiter, there is a fly in my soup. |
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| Sorry ma'am, isn't big enough? Waiter, there are chips in my bag of air |
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| Sorry mister, we are in space. Waiter, there is too much pepper. |
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| What kind of pepper? Waiter, there is a soup in my soap |
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| Would you like something to sop it up? Waiter: Is your steak rare enough, sir? Diner: Oh yes! It's perfect, thanks. Waiter, my lobster tail seems to be inside out. |
| "I just hope the good lord knows, what this life is all about 'cause I'm in the same position as when I started out. Now I know there's folk in hospitals who are far worse off than me, Oh, but that don't mean to much when my spirit don't feel free." - Mark Twain Blues lovers go here. Jazz lovers go here. Cowboy Bebop music lovers go here. |
| It's a new breed sir. Waiter, this pizza tastes like wood. |
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| Ma'am I didn't served your pizza yet, btw why there are holes in the table? Waiter, do you know what a "sinpa" is? |
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| It's a new type of Spanish cooking sir, laced with COMMUNISM! Waiter, there is something blinking at me in this soup. |
HibbingtonMar 23, 2014 8:45 AM
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Hibbington said: It's a new type of Spanish cooking sir, laced with COMMUNISM! xDDDDD It looks like this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIMY634JRe0 Waiter, can you put an image on the "Guess the Food" game? |
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| Yep, but I need to edit it first. Waiter, there is a spirit living inside of my sandwich. |
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| Thats just what happens when you live in the mountains miss Waiter, I said no beans and yet all you gave me were beans |
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| That's all we have lol Waiter, ants are everywhere. |
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| Of course, Its 蚂蚁上树 Waiter, can I have the dessert? |
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| Yep, melted ice cream. Waiter, there are hoof prints on my pizza. |
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| That's just how we give our stamp of approval miss -.^ Waiter, all my foods are purple... |
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| Special juice coloring from our alien friend. Waiter, the lettuce is talking to me. |
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| Don't be rude; talk back to it. Waiter, everything is perfect. |
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| That's not good :/ here's another plate. Waiter, my food is dried up. |
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| *spit* *spit* It's ok now? Waiter, here's your tip http://i.imgur.com/c4lZkmv.jpg |
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| Ow, I broke my teeth; I'm suing :P Waiter, my glass of water has black smoke coming out of it. |
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| That's because you ordered our volcanic rock water. Waiter, there's a monkey in the kitchen. |
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| That's our chef. Waiter, every customer seems passed out. |
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| They're all just old and tired. Waiter, there's hands coming out of the floorboards... and one just grabbed my leg. |
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| They are grieving souls from the underworld, just give them your shoe, and they'll go away. Waiter, my bowl is filled with blue fire. |
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| It's our new flavor, The Depths of the Ocean. Waiter, my food is vanishing before my very eyes! |
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| Your companion is eating all of yours. Waiter, my food isn't spicy enough. |
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| *Takes out the Blue Fire* Is that good enough for you miss? Waiter, every time I put my fork in my food it makes a weird sound... |
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| You ordered our extra squishy sea serpent; it's going through a mid-life crisis. Waiter, all of my food seems to teleport itself to other customer's plates. |
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| It seems that it doesn't like you. Waiter there is a creepy face forming in my soup. |
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| Uuu ^~^ Shine light onto it and, the goblin will hide. Waiter, the spoon is taking control of my hand. |
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| Thanks for letting me now Mr. Uri Geller Waiter, why the restaurant is empty and you assigned me the table next to the restrooms? |
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| This day was reserved just for you King of wahla land and the restroom is a place of miracles. Waiter, I want you to serve everything you have. |
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| Sorry miss, 5 sumo wrestlers just walked in the door... Waiter...my wife just went into labor...BUT I CAN"T STOP EATING!!! |
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| Continue eating sir, one of our waiters went with your wife. Need not pay for the bill; it's on the house. Waiter, the ice tea is freezing up my table. |
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| It means it's doing it's job. Waiter, I have no idea. |
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| Just eat lol Waiter, can I get another waiter? |
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| At the waiter store. Waiter, there's a stake in my steak. |
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| It wards off vampires, our restaurant is well known for attracting such menacing persons. Waiter, after eating the octopus, I'm beginning to grow some extra legs. |
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| That's how we restock our inventory miss, hehehe... Waiter, every time I eat some of this stew. People come and smell me... |
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| there cannibals run forest run waiter my soups gettin cold |
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| You have to pay extra for me to re-heat :P Waiter, can you leave a tip for me? |
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| Here's a tip, keep it pithy. Waiter, it seems all you know is fine dining and breathing... what is your name? |
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| Read the tag :P lol What are you implying, I know so much haha not really xD Waiter, buy me some tires. |
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| Waiter did not get the reference Waiter cannot afford tires with a waiter budget. Waiter, why are there so many famous people here today? |
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| They are paying for your drinks ;o Waiter, I want more berries. |
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| You need to buy the DLC for them, 30 bucks Waiter, how do you pronounce Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch? |
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| Easy cheesy, just look at the phonetics. Waiter, the waffles are dodging my fork. |
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| Stop trying to stab them with it, Silly. I suppose that if I started jabbing you with a fork, you'd just sit there? Waiter, there's a puppy in my coffee. |
| "I just hope the good lord knows, what this life is all about 'cause I'm in the same position as when I started out. Now I know there's folk in hospitals who are far worse off than me, Oh, but that don't mean to much when my spirit don't feel free." - Mark Twain Blues lovers go here. Jazz lovers go here. Cowboy Bebop music lovers go here. |
| What coffee? Wazer, zer iz a hezgehoz on my zoup. |
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