| Spelling "fish" as "ghoti" on a legal document |
~Saeryen~Cure Cantata~ Invoke love, invoke hope, please heal everything! |
| For watching too much magical girl shows |
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| Vandalizing |
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| Hijacking a maple syrup truck that was heading towards the US border |
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| Stealing train models |
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| sleep-eating pho while sleeping on the job |
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| Summoned a thousand plague-bearing rats and then put them in a pet store |
We all hate it when you forget about your deadline until last minute     |
| Creating sentient fridges. |
| MY NAME IS POTATO. NICE TO MEET YOU. |
| Murder |
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| eating chocolate cookies while overthrowing government |
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| The disappearance of DesuMaiden |
Nothing amazing ever happens here. Everything is ordinary. ♫ This staircase, it leads only To some old pictures of you Through an a-thousand-mile-long tube ♫ |
| Too obsessed with following Desu |
  Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet |
| the amount of posts |
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| For being too ame-zing whoosh |
| coffee ice cream |
| MY NAME IS POTATO. NICE TO MEET YOU. |
| For making a nuke out of mash potatoes |
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| Hijacking trains |
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| Summoning mahjong mascots. |
| MY NAME IS POTATO. NICE TO MEET YOU. |
| They broke the coffee machine at work, which resulted in all the other staff members being sent home on paid leave as they all caught depression being the coffee machine was the source of everyone's happiness. And because of all the staff weren't working, the boss took his own life after the business ran up too much debt. |
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| Having too many waifus |
| Being named Daniel. |
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| For having a username that's banned in the UK |
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| Oi, you got a license for that knowledge, mate? |
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| Thoughtcrimes |
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| being a suspect of Chris Hansen / being “in the area” of Chris Hansen’s sting operation |
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| Pineapples on pizza |
| Hiding illegal aliens from Saturn at their house |
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| Went to area 51 |
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| killing people with kindness |
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| Forcing chickens to wear bras |
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| Contents of their basement. |
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| throwing eggs at someone’s house |
   お腹 減った |
| For the forum title |
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| giving the police officer wrong directions (to a Hostess bar instead of the station) then following him and giggling while watching his embarrassment |
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| illegal cat-person behavior |
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| indecent exposure |
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| Burned their dinner |
| ate a catgirl for dinner. |
| Aerial contamination from pure unadulterated aura. |
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| Sneezing too loud |
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| Graffiti |
| Vehicular homicide |
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| Ate a peanut butter sandwich without the jelly on it |
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| same thing as the last time (when will you quit it already, seriously?!) |
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| I can't say, my family is in danger if I tell |
   There's no such thing as a life free of bad things... - Higashiyama Kobeni - |
| disliking people's skribbl drawings 😔 |
| Outpizzaed the hut |
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| Stealing anime museum piece |
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