| tried to "apprehend" their teacher claiming they are actually Colossal Titan after watching too much Shingeki no Kyojin |
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| Selling counterfeit coffee |
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| They tried to pay back their 1 trillion dollar debt in monopoly money |
| Got arrested for cooking a mall Santa in a crockpot |
アイアイアイシテル~ |
| EXCUSE ME, WHAT?? ^😭😭😭😭😭 Arrested for wearing a santa costume and chasing innocent kids down the school hallway!!! |
| ^ I said what I said XD Who knows what that poor malls Santa ever did to you Got arrested for pretending to be Santa and breaking into peoples houses and stealing their whip cream |
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| THEY GOT ARRESTED FOR IMPERSONATING SANTA AND THROWING KOMODO DRAGONS AT RANDOM PEOPLE WALKING DOWN THE STREET |
| THEY GOT ARRESTEE BECAUSE THEY WERE SANTAS ELVES AND THEY PUT BOMBS IN THE PRESENTS :0 |
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| ARRESTED FOR FALSE ACCUSATIONS AGAINST INNOCENT INDIVIDUALS |
| ARRESTED FOR STEALING PRESENTS AT THE NORTH POLE |
| Taking part in the freedom convoy |
| They illegally brought a raccoon to a fight inside of a rideau street mcdonald's |
| Should I spare the mall santa this time? NAHH Arrested for knocking over a Christmas tree and killing the mall santa |
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| MALL SANTA TUMBLED HIMESELF OVER TO HER HOUSE AND ARRESTED HER ON THE SPOT FOR MAKING TOO MUCH STORIES ABOUT HIM |
| Unjustly arrested, wanted to arrest someone after the third season of The Witcher |
| arrested for a subtle smirk when a big state official was passing by in their best evening suit |
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| Arrested for prejudice against human couples with aliens |
| arrested for turning away and saying "hmph?!" when a famous fashion model was getting out of her limo in front of them |
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| He stole Christmas |
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| They tried freeing some Xmas turkeys, even though they voted for Christmas 😤 |
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| Arrested for dyeing his hair |
| being illegally cute on Thursdays |
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| Selling Dutch state secrets to Italy |
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| Pretending to be a mall santa ...and bundling kids into the sack |
| Arrested for impersonating a samurai without government consent |
| Impersonating a member of the Belgian royal family |
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| They made fake IDs with addresses of empty homes in an attempt to get extra presents from Santa |
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| pissing in the SINk |
| All i have to say poor @oshieteoshiete1 😔 |
| The Batmobile wasn't insured. Rushing to fight crime was a poor excuse. |
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| Starting yet another Dan Da Dan glorifies sexual assault thread on MAL |
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| Committed incest with his great-great-great-grandmother |
| tempted police men into arresting him by walking around very not arrested |
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| Used some crayons to colour in a manga volume |
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| Offended Brazilian pizzas |
| Drawing ":D" faces on the walls of blocks of flats |
   ______________________ "Fine, I'll use this set properly, hmpf" Also, thank you Viraat ______________________ |
| He went on a violent rampage after receiving socks as a Christmas present once again |
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| decided to take inspo from art the clown this xmas |
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| Alliance with italian mafia |
| committed about 1000 homicides from the beginning of our friendship |
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| keeps spilling and exaggerating my crimes so i told em she helped me |
| He was selling P Diddy bath water |
| we brutally murdered the level 86 thief |
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| Too many fun raccoon activities! Went through too many people's trash |
| Made the same expression as her avatar and looked at the wrong person |
| ______________________ "Fine, I'll use this set properly, hmpf" Also, thank you Viraat ______________________ |
| invalid camping permit, violation of section 1606 3103.9.2 Operation of a Tent or Membrane Structure, criminal trespassing and desecration of a corpse |
| "I can fix her". Patron Saint of Lost Causes. Psych Ward-maxxing. without love it cannot be seen |
| Peeping up the skirt of a Hatsune Miku hologram |
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| Issuing a False Weather Report |
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| Everything you can get arrested for |
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