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I would go down on my knees and propose.
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whatever... this question sucks...
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It depends on how her own strength compares to mine, and whether it's just playful hitting or she's actually looking to start a fight.

If she hits like a baby, then I might do it the same way back to her if we're just playing, otherwise I'd tell her to knock it off and walk away, maybe just push her off of me if she persists.

If she means to land a serious punch, and we're roughly equal in terms of strength, then I'd take her on as much as I'd need to defend myself, but depending on what started the fight in the first place, my main concern would be ending it in a way that I'd consider to be appropriate for the given circumstances as soon as possible.
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If a girl hits me, I'll make a scene and record it, I won't hit her because that will get me in trouble.

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If she is someone I know, I'll hug her tightly, because, apparently, she needs a hug.

If it's a stranger offender, I will restrain her and hand her over to the police, because she may harm someone else. If that criminal is cute enough, I may consider giving her a chance to atone for her sins after a diner.
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You have to assume men will fight back if you hit them so your best option is kicking them in the nuts. Hard for them to bring up equality if they are rolling up into a fetal position.
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1-2-left hook-right uppercut-left elbow into her face-right kick into her ribs.

Pro tip: Do not punch her in the chest as that part is padded so you won't be able to inflict maximal damage.

Pro tip 2: If you want to go for body shots go for liver blows with your left hook or left kick and if you want to hit her in the solar plexus use a body punch or a muay thai teep

Pro tip 3: The trick to knocking her out cold is to cause the brain to jiggle side to side or up and down with enough force so hit them in the head usually the chin with an uppercut or the temple with a hook. Hitting them square on in the face usually don't cause knockouts but at least it will hurt

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The only time you can fight back is if your life is threatened like with a knife. Otherwise, it is better to flee. Women are legally and socially superior to men. If they wanted, they could call a bunch of men to end you. Also, women are always favored in domestic cases. Some battles of pride are best dropped even if it looks justified. Justice system is not about equality.
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