| Your clothes are made out of honey |
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| an evil frog wizard is pulling the fabric and destroying it |
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| Your clothes need to come off, they just need to. I need you to trust me on this. Do not panic. Hurry Hurry. |
    ♥ Jack Frost: Am I on the Naughty List? ♥ North: Naughty List, you hold record. ♥ |
| Your clothes are actually flowers |
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| They are a limiter on your powers |
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| Clothes are radioactive |
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| The rain wet your clothes, stay naked so the wind can dry you |
| Clothes hinder blood circulation |
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| Get naked to reduce the chances of me dropping the next anime I try to watch |
| You must do as the Magic 8 Ball says and remove your clothes |
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| Your clothing actually belongs to a museum |
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IpreferEcchi said: They are a limiter on your powers |
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| It's cheaper to not wear your clothes that often. |
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| You have red on you. |
♥ Jack Frost: Am I on the Naughty List? ♥ North: Naughty List, you hold record. ♥ |
| They tried to smuggle boxes of waffles underneath their clothes through the airport security |
| Well your name is Adam, like Adam from "Adam and Eve". |
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| I need to make sure you're not wearing a wire |
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| Oh? A present for me? Don’t mind if I do |
  ☆-----------------------------------------------------------------☆ This beauty on a broom, who on earth could she be? That's right, she's me. ________________________________________________ |
| COOTIES |
♥ Jack Frost: Am I on the Naughty List? ♥ North: Naughty List, you hold record. ♥ |
| You had to file for bankruptcy, and now I have to reposes all your clothes. Time to strip~ |
| Your birthday is 9/11 so I suspect you of being a suicide bomber. I will have to do a strip search! |
| I swear, I should have waited one day longer before being born because this always happens XP You can strip search me but you'll have to strip too so it isn't awkward |
| Clothes contain palm oil #SaveTheRainforests |
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| Wearing clothes is Illegal in another planet |
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| I want you to take off your clothes I’m not gonna tell you why, but you should trust me |
♥ Jack Frost: Am I on the Naughty List? ♥ North: Naughty List, you hold record. ♥ |
| Clothes doesn't transcend into the afterlife anyway. Can aswell make yourself ready. |
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| Because I want to see if you glow in the dark |
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| God only allows naked people into heaven |
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| I need to donate all your clothes to the poor. |
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| Your clothes is made out of custard |
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| The dyes used in clothes are toxic to humans!!!! |
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| You are covered in pollen |
♥ Jack Frost: Am I on the Naughty List? ♥ North: Naughty List, you hold record. ♥ |
| oh, i like your clothes.. they are mine now YOINK |
   "**** Yourself" - Frieren   |
| I’m going to paint you in chocolate for 1.6 million dollars I’ll split it with you Now strip |
♥ Jack Frost: Am I on the Naughty List? ♥ North: Naughty List, you hold record. ♥ |
| ok, but first i need to see your naked body for me to get ready... you know it's kinda embarrassing, i need it to grow first |
"**** Yourself" - Frieren |
| As you wish However we are on a deadline Please hurry so we can get the cash 💰 |
♥ Jack Frost: Am I on the Naughty List? ♥ North: Naughty List, you hold record. ♥ |
| Because they're the wrong color |
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| They attract lightning |
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| Please or he will kill me 🥹 |
♥ Jack Frost: Am I on the Naughty List? ♥ North: Naughty List, you hold record. ♥ |
| They have the golden ratio on it |
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| Just paint on clothes like I do, saves buying 'em |
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| wanna see you naked |
MAL quote button: Firefox addon | Chrome extension |
| The Queen sent me to collect your clothing garments. |
♥ Jack Frost: Am I on the Naughty List? ♥ North: Naughty List, you hold record. ♥ |
| You didn't get the memo? The only legal way to drink goose juice is naked. So unless you want a life void of goose juice, I'd recommend taking off those clothes. |
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Clothes attract bees Don't be like this guy |
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| A loyal sheepling does whatever it is told |
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