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Oct 23, 2024 8:13 PM

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Aug 2021
5070
I want to count your spots

Oct 23, 2024 8:15 PM
SuperEdgeLordGo

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Feb 2014
1458
Because those are outdoor clothes and we are indoors
Oct 23, 2024 8:26 PM

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Apr 2023
130
I need to do a cavity search
Oct 23, 2024 8:28 PM

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May 2012
450
*transforms into Ii-chan*

Nudity is just a social construct—let's break down those walls, one garment at a time~!
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Buy stuff, or buy at least your favorites if you can afford it - Don't be lame.

D W-W&N ๐Ÿค


MAL is far from being my primary site for literature, which is why I’ve stopped doing single-chapter updates. Baka-Updates and two French sites are far superior—more detailed, complete, and less restrictive. They're perfect for manga, light novel, and book collectors like me, making the process much less stressful and tiring. -g-
Oct 24, 2024 7:38 AM

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Mar 2023
3443
Your clothes may be stolen by someone else, let me take care of them.
Oct 24, 2024 7:42 AM

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Oct 2011
174
this is just a team building exercise
Oct 24, 2024 7:48 AM

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May 2012
450
Why wear clothes when the true essence of existence is revealed in the raw?
My Rereads | My Favorite Mangaka | Soylent Green

Buy stuff, or buy at least your favorites if you can afford it - Don't be lame.

D W-W&N ๐Ÿค


MAL is far from being my primary site for literature, which is why I’ve stopped doing single-chapter updates. Baka-Updates and two French sites are far superior—more detailed, complete, and less restrictive. They're perfect for manga, light novel, and book collectors like me, making the process much less stressful and tiring. -g-
Oct 26, 2024 6:24 AM

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Feb 2020
8956
When women got the right to vote, they lost the right to wear clothes (read the small print)
Oct 26, 2024 8:29 AM
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Jun 2020
5210
you need to be naked for me to shear all that fur
Oct 26, 2024 9:19 AM

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Feb 2020
8956
My buddy NiGokuGeta got a spell put on him by a witch, and the only way to break it is to wrap him in the clothes you're wearing
Oct 26, 2024 9:24 AM

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May 2012
450
The fabric of reality is too constricting; let's free ourselves from its grip~!
My Rereads | My Favorite Mangaka | Soylent Green

Buy stuff, or buy at least your favorites if you can afford it - Don't be lame.

D W-W&N ๐Ÿค


MAL is far from being my primary site for literature, which is why I’ve stopped doing single-chapter updates. Baka-Updates and two French sites are far superior—more detailed, complete, and less restrictive. They're perfect for manga, light novel, and book collectors like me, making the process much less stressful and tiring. -g-
Oct 26, 2024 10:14 AM

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Aug 2021
5070
You have just gone back in time to the medieval era. They will be suspicious of you with the clothes you are wearing, get naked to change into clothes more appropriate to the medieval period

Oct 26, 2024 10:33 AM

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Feb 2020
8956
a stray dog ate my clothes, so give me yours
Oct 27, 2024 9:19 AM

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Aug 2021
5070
Your clothes disintegrated because of the aliens

Oct 27, 2024 10:30 AM
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5210
for halloween i’m kanye and you’re dressing up as his wife
Oct 27, 2024 10:33 AM

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Aug 2021
5070
We will use your clothes as fuel for a spaceship

Oct 27, 2024 10:40 AM

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May 2012
450
Clothes are just society's way of stifling true brilliance; let's liberate ourselves~!
My Rereads | My Favorite Mangaka | Soylent Green

Buy stuff, or buy at least your favorites if you can afford it - Don't be lame.

D W-W&N ๐Ÿค


MAL is far from being my primary site for literature, which is why I’ve stopped doing single-chapter updates. Baka-Updates and two French sites are far superior—more detailed, complete, and less restrictive. They're perfect for manga, light novel, and book collectors like me, making the process much less stressful and tiring. -g-
Oct 27, 2024 11:47 AM

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Feb 2020
8956
I wanna see if you look the part to play a fetus in a movie I'm making
Oct 27, 2024 11:52 AM

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Aug 2021
5070
The world government has decided to take away your permission to wear clothes

Oct 27, 2024 12:31 PM

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Oct 2011
174
the blanket wasn't enough. i also need a new fur coat ๐Ÿ”ช
Oct 27, 2024 12:48 PM

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5070
Death has come, you can trade your life with your clothes

Oct 27, 2024 1:32 PM
Daydreamer

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Oct 2023
213
Let's get freaky on Halloween and take off your clothes
Oct 27, 2024 1:35 PM

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Aug 2014
652
omg you haven't heard that yet?! clothes have just been made illegal!!!
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Oct 27, 2024 1:39 PM

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Aug 2021
5070
Now only nudists are allowed to play video games

Oct 27, 2024 1:49 PM

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Aug 2014
652
do you know that N in your username stands for Nude?
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Oct 27, 2024 1:50 PM
Voltekka!

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Sep 2017
5378
That pfp looks suggestive.
Nov 8, 2024 10:37 AM

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Aug 2021
5070
To absorb nutrients directly from the air you need to be naked

Nov 8, 2024 10:48 AM

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Feb 2020
8956
I want to see if you look suitable to play a titan in my fan-made AOT movie.
Nov 11, 2024 9:42 AM

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Aug 2021
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We need to collect your sweat to use as salt

Nov 11, 2024 9:44 AM

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May 2014
2339
need to pinch the nipples and see who is more sensitive

๐—“ ๐—ˆ ๐—† ๐–ป ๐—‚ ๐–พ ๐—† ๐–บ ๐—‡ใ€€๐—† ๐—’ใ€€๐–ป ๐–พ ๐—… ๐—ˆ ๐— ๐–พ ๐–ฝใ€€๐–ป ๐—’ใ€€๐˜‚ ๐˜€ ๐—ฎ ๐—ด ๐—ถ
Nov 11, 2024 7:15 PM
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I don't need one, just take em off baby ๐Ÿฆ‡
Nov 11, 2024 7:17 PM

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Aug 2021
5070
I can't think of any reason, when I try I imagine the joker furious, I better stop trying to think of a reason

Nov 11, 2024 7:28 PM

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To fully experience the bizarre, everyone must remove their clothes—it's part of the fun!—This is something Haruhi would probably say.
My Rereads | My Favorite Mangaka | Soylent Green

Buy stuff, or buy at least your favorites if you can afford it - Don't be lame.

D W-W&N ๐Ÿค


MAL is far from being my primary site for literature, which is why I’ve stopped doing single-chapter updates. Baka-Updates and two French sites are far superior—more detailed, complete, and less restrictive. They're perfect for manga, light novel, and book collectors like me, making the process much less stressful and tiring. -g-
Nov 12, 2024 7:42 AM
SuperEdgeLordGo

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Feb 2014
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Because Megan Fox said so
Nov 12, 2024 8:01 AM
Gaming & Anime

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Jan 2024
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Macklemore does need them for his thrift shop
Nov 12, 2024 8:22 AM

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Feb 2020
8956
Imma bout to stick up a bank, but don't want to be identified by the cops. So give me your clothes and when I'm done I'll give them back to you.
Nov 12, 2024 9:49 AM

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Aug 2014
652
i want to ogle your naked body and your clothes are kinda in the way
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Nov 12, 2024 9:57 AM

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May 2024
184
need to see how it stands up straight



Have courage, be kind and
occasionally believe in magic

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Nov 12, 2024 9:57 AM

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Oct 2020
1165
you took that shirt from my closet, give it back



"๊œฑแด›ส€แด‡ษดษขแด›สœ แด๊œฐ สœแด‡แด€ส€แด›, แดกสœแด‡ษด แดœษดษชแด›แด‡แด…, ษชแด›'๊œฑ ส™แด€ส€ส€แด‡แด… ส™ส ษดแด แด…แดแดส€..." -Aigis
Nov 12, 2024 9:58 AM
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Jul 2018
559035
^^Ouuu my baby baby
I'm begging lady lady

^ damn you, for ninjaing me, you've been cursed now, better remove them clothes if you wanna live
Nov 12, 2024 9:58 AM

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Aug 2021
5070
Your body is wet and your clothes are dry, take off your clothes so you don't get them wet

Nov 12, 2024 3:08 PM

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8956
I have erectile dysfunction and can only get aroused by smelling your worn clothes
Edit: fucking autocorrect
Little_SheeplingNov 12, 2024 3:17 PM
Nov 12, 2024 3:09 PM

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i said i have erectile dysfunction so you thought you're safe with me but i lied and you took the bait so now and im about to ravage you

๐—“ ๐—ˆ ๐—† ๐–ป ๐—‚ ๐–พ ๐—† ๐–บ ๐—‡ใ€€๐—† ๐—’ใ€€๐–ป ๐–พ ๐—… ๐—ˆ ๐— ๐–พ ๐–ฝใ€€๐–ป ๐—’ใ€€๐˜‚ ๐˜€ ๐—ฎ ๐—ด ๐—ถ
Nov 12, 2024 3:13 PM

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I am a dangerous psychotic individual and I cannot stand the sight of a clothed human being, my berserker mode is activated as soon as I see another person wearing clothes and therefore the only way you will be safe is to do everything in your power to ensure shirts or pants do not enter my field of vision for all our sakes please do the right thing.
Nov 15, 2024 6:16 AM

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Feb 2020
8956
My hobby is collecting clothes worn by MAL users. I have everyone else's but yours. Won't you help me realise my dream?๐Ÿฅบ
Nov 17, 2024 6:47 AM
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Jun 2020
5210
because you are charged with killing 5 children in a Walmart i am instructed to skin you alive for your punishment
Nov 17, 2024 7:09 AM

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Feb 2020
8956
My house rules state that visitors must remove all clothing before they can enter my home.
Jan 22, 4:54 PM

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Aug 2021
5070
Your clothes have turned into a living organism, it's not cool to have them stuck to your body now

Jan 23, 10:13 PM

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Feb 2020
8956
The 1st rule of No Clothes Club is you don't wear any clothes.
The 2nd rule of No Clothes Club is you don't wear any damn clothes!
You wanna know the 3rd rule?
Jan 28, 4:21 AM

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Aug 2021
5070
Your clothes need to be exorcised

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