| Would probably be wise not to consume excessive amounts. |
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| XD Kanpai! |
| MAL quote button: Firefox addon | Chrome extension |
| You ever had a Mosche? It's Three measures of Tanqueray Rangpur, one of Ciroc, half a measure of La Quintinye Extra Dry Vermouth. Shake it very well until it's ice-cold, then add three speared pimento stuffed olives. |
“When people see some things as beautiful, other things become ugly. When people see some things as good, other things become bad.” |
| Zigzaggin' the road hard, stumblin' a dozen times. That's probably me after I take a shot of that concoction. |
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| adorable! |
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| But at least it's better than drinking and driving. Bro, stumble on! |
  cryptic and Squab |
| Call a taxi or Uber or Lyft or rickshaw. Anything just don't drink and drive |
“When people see some things as beautiful, other things become ugly. When people see some things as good, other things become bad.” |
| Drinking responsibly will always be the key to avoiding both drunk driving and drunk strolling accidents. |
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| Everybody ought to know that drinking and driving do not mix. |
| Fortunately, no one got Isekai'd by the drunk driver. OOPS! Wrong forum game. |
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| Glory to us all, for we are now a goddamn PSA |
“When people see some things as beautiful, other things become ugly. When people see some things as good, other things become bad.” |
| How about I be something cooler instead, like a wizard? |
| cryptic and Squab |
| If you won't be casting troublesome spells on me, I don't see why not. |
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| Just let me cast lust, charm and confusion on us |
“When people see some things as beautiful, other things become ugly. When people see some things as good, other things become bad.” |
| kind of things i usually have on my grocery list |
| MAL quote button: Firefox addon | Chrome extension |
| Lately, I haven't gone grocery shopping. |
| Might wanna go soon, before you run out of tissues. |
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| Need to grab some other things I'm also running out of, so I will need to make a list. |
| Of course, you'd buy me lots of Pringles, right?... right? |
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| Pretty nice of you to buy us Pringles; I'll take BBQ flavor |
“When people see some things as beautiful, other things become ugly. When people see some things as good, other things become bad.” |
| Quick, I'm at the combination football game and grocery store. |
| Really could use some dark rum as well |
“When people see some things as beautiful, other things become ugly. When people see some things as good, other things become bad.” |
| Time go to cash out! Tell me at least one of y'all brought your wallets! |
| cryptic and Squab |
| Seems to me we missed something but that's not important; what is important, critical, is that I had no intentions to pay |
“When people see some things as beautiful, other things become ugly. When people see some things as good, other things become bad.” |
| Totally... I'm totally relying on y'all to cover my expenses, you kind, beautiful souls. <3 |
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| Under normal circumstances, that just won't be possible. But we'll find a way to make it work somehow. |
| Verily, I can pay if need be; but this favor comes at a price. |
“When people see some things as beautiful, other things become ugly. When people see some things as good, other things become bad.” |
| What do you want from us?! Why can't you just be a gentleman and pay for the groceries?! |
| cryptic and Squab |
| Xerox copy of my delicious booty should suffice as payment. |
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| You don't know me, or my wants & desires at all. :( |
“When people see some things as beautiful, other things become ugly. When people see some things as good, other things become bad.” |
| Zebra and giraffe for a pet, you want? |
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| All of us will dance polka for you, together! Will this be sufficient? |
| MAL quote button: Firefox addon | Chrome extension |
| Better to just pay and say you'll owe me later. Like I might need $3000 in 30 minutes |
“When people see some things as beautiful, other things become ugly. When people see some things as good, other things become bad.” |
| Can't take on an IOU that large, though. |
| DAMN! That's a large amount! |
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| Everybody, you probably don't know about inflation as that large amount doesn't get us much these days. |
| For real, what the heck is inflammation? |
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| Gals like me try to pretend that inflation, inflammation, and incantations don't exist. |
| cryptic and Squab |
| Have to accept its existence at some point. |
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| I'll just treat y'all and give meaning to my sad and lonely existence |
“When people see some things as beautiful, other things become ugly. When people see some things as good, other things become bad.” |
| Jabber on like that and your philanthropy may bring you friends. |
| cryptic and Squab |
| Know this: Your like count means everything when you are on social media. |
| Let them new-generation kids worry about those. |
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| More than that, the new-generation kids don't know just how dangerous it is trying to get those like counts through the roof. |
| New-gen kids will never understand how great it was back in the days when people actually gave real-life 'Thumbs Up' as an appreciation, compared to nowadays where it's only given because fingers are close to the 'Like' button anyway. |
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| Oh-no, don't start the 'back in my day' conversation! Old fogies like us start to feel really old when you prattle on about your tick tocks and umlauts! |
| cryptic and Squab |
| Please don't encourage me to prattle on and on about a topic I might be knowledgeable about like psychology and/or astronomy, like a pulsar (from pulsating radio source) is a highly magnetized rotating neutron star that emits beams of electromagnetic radiation out of its magnetic poles. This radiation can be observed only when a beam of emission is pointing toward Earth (similar to the way a lighthouse can be seen only when the light is pointed in the direction of an observer), and is responsible for the pulsed appearance of emission. Neutron stars are very dense and have short, regular rotational periods. This produces a very precise interval between pulses that ranges from milliseconds to seconds for an individual pulsar. Pulsars are one of the candidates for the source of ultra-high-energy cosmic rays. The periods of pulsars make them very useful tools for astronomers. Observations of a pulsar in a binary neutron star system were used to indirectly confirm the existence of gravitational radiation. The first extrasolar planets were discovered around a pulsar, PSR B1257+12 in 1992. In 1983, certain types of pulsars were detected that, at that time, exceeded the accuracy of atomic clocks in keeping time. |
“When people see some things as beautiful, other things become ugly. When people see some things as good, other things become bad.” |
| Quite a brain-twirling information you just shared. |
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| Reading all that was a lot! 'Really had to take my time with it! Ruh-oh, I think I can't read more than three sentences at a time. |
| cryptic and Squab |
| Stop reading if it becomes too much. |
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