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May 28, 2023 2:22 PM

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It's all over... the girl's at the top of the tower... she must be dead by now...
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May 28, 2023 5:31 PM
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- Careful, I've seen a bride just like that before.

- Damn, this here wedding didn't end well.

- Do they ever?

- That dress..

and crying

This bring back some bad memories...

- Shh- , does anyone see a wedding cake?

- Coach no time for cake.

- dammit, no cake.

- Coach I'll keep an eye for some okay buddy?
May 28, 2023 6:40 PM

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"So that's it? What, we some kind of...suicide squad?"
May 28, 2023 6:58 PM
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- THAT'S IT WE'RE HERE! THE BRIDGE! WE'RE HEREx2

*Explosion 

- MOTHERF- GOD~DAMN!

Okay, nobody panic.


- You sure we shouldn't just panic?! I think panic was invent for this sort of situation.

- Get yo ass movin' Nick!
May 28, 2023 11:47 PM

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- KEENE!
That's some messed up sh.t, you training the kid who bullied me?
- i heard you're the one doing the bullying now.
- He deserves everything that comes to him.
- Don't think you believe that. I know how things can start from nothing and get bigger and bigger until all you feel is hate. I've been there. But I'm telling you, it is so much better to let that hate go. You and Anthony might actually get along if you got to know each other.
- Yeah, right. He made my life a living hell. He's the reason I came to you in the first place. You know what? You're lucky you're not on the mat today.
Guess Hawk will have to do.
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May 29, 2023 12:35 AM
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- Hey Bill, I think I might have missed the final point of your plan. 

I got all the trade stuff, something about a boat to an island paradise.

But I missed the part where we stranded in the middle of GOD damn nowhere.


- I keep telling you we're looking for a sailboat!


- Okay, but why didn't we drive one of those boats to look for a sailboat?

- Because~ Francis...
Hey yeah what the hell Bill?

- Shut up Fran-
alright, that doesn't sound like a bad idea.


- Let's put it on a note next time alright?

May 29, 2023 1:52 AM

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BLUE IS EXHAUSTED AND RAGUY IS RUINED BY POLLUTION

GAME OVER
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May 29, 2023 7:50 PM
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- I'm so mad that I can.. squeeze a worm right now.
May 30, 2023 1:34 AM

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i got news for you Cartman. Everyone has anxiety. Everyone gets nervous. Everyone is afraid being around other people. Everyone has feelings they'd rather stay home alone. And you know what they do? They get over it.
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May 30, 2023 6:05 AM
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- God damn whirlybird left without us.

-HELICOPTER, it is a helicopter!

You call that a whirlybird ONE MORE TIME, I'll beat you so bad, your sister's gonna wish she never gave birth to you.


- Everybody calm down, I live around here and that Chopper looks like it's heading to that mall. It ain't far I'll take you all there.

- Let's go then! I'll call it what I like, fancy suit.
May 30, 2023 6:26 AM

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The Action Gamemaster was at home playing his video game. When suddenly... an arm reached out of the TV and pulled him inside.

When he looked up he saw three gigantic yellow bodies. It was the Cheetahmen.

He began to explain... The Cheetahmen told of the enemies here in the game world. Don't worry we will fight for you.

The Cheetahmen ran off...
... and now... the Cheetahmen.
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May 31, 2023 2:19 AM

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.... 20 secondi.... è un film....prova Danilovic...da 3 punti... SEGNAAAA !!!! C'E' ANCHE FALLO !!!
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May 31, 2023 3:22 AM
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SOME KIND OF...SUPER ASS ZOMBIE!
May 31, 2023 5:51 AM
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- If anybody sees a hand sanitizer let me know."

- Oh c'mn man, you ain't afraid of a little dirt are you?

- COACH, a germ just wiped out the whole planet, so yes.

- You got a real~ thing about germs don't 'cha

- Nick, catching a cold isn't high up on my list of concerns right now.

- Ya HA HA HA, a little bit more hand sanitizer and we wouldn't be in this mess.


- You want us to cover you from zombie attacks while you washing your hands, Nick?

- Not cool, Rochelle
May 31, 2023 2:38 PM

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PERDE PALLA! PERDE PALLA DAVID RIVERS! INCREDIBILE. UN FILM THRILLING FINO ALL'ULTIMO ISTANTE.
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May 31, 2023 5:26 PM
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- Nick, for the last time I AM NOT leaving it behind!

- Look I don't have any problem leaving the car and YOU behind.

- Shut up Nick! Ellis sweety you do realize that we'll eventually leave the car behind.

- YEAH, well that's not gonna happen.

- Boy the military ain't exactly gonna strap it to the bottom of a helicopter.

- Heh okay Coach, whatever you say.

- Ellis I've been thinking, somewhere down the road do you think we can trade up for a car with let's say...working doors in the back seat?

- Ro, the car, is family now. Hell, biker fella's an awesome dude man but we ain't trading him for Nick.

- Actually, does anyone want to put that to a vote?
Jun 1, 2023 4:11 AM

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YouknewallalongthatSilvercheatedattheAll-Valleyandyoudid NOTHING?
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Jun 1, 2023 4:59 AM
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- Thanks for telling us about the god damn sewer.

- WITCH! Oh sorry, got confused by all your crying.

- Yeah, he does go on.

- Whatever, so what are we doing here?

- Take the elevator down to the generator. Don't cry on it though, it's electrical.

- The minute we get down there, I'm shooting that biker



- Hey...I'm sorry for your lost.

- *sigh there's not many of us left, brother.

- Yeah..I started to get that feeling myself.
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Jun 1, 2023 3:03 PM

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Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world? EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...
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Jun 2, 2023 3:39 AM
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- I trust ya, you look like a man who know his donuts.

- Ah shup up Nick.
Jun 2, 2023 5:14 AM

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Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a f.cking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suit on hire purchase in a range of f.cking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the f.ck you are on Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing f.cking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, f.cked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that?
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Jun 2, 2023 6:34 AM
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- Rochelle, you want me to tattoo your boyfriend's name on your arm?

- Hmm, sorry I didn't catch his name.

- Greasy pig should do right?

- I got that one, that one, hell I got most of these!

- Where?

- *giggles Coach got his own secrets.

- Bleeghhghg...pleasebetheanklepleasebetheankle
Jun 2, 2023 10:10 PM
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- Buddy if you get me out of this alive, I will deep fry you an entire god damn cow.

- HELL YEAH, HAHAHA!
Jun 3, 2023 12:10 AM

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'Choose life' was a well meaning slogan from a 1980's anti-drug campaign and we used to add things to it, so I might say for example, choose... designer lingerie, in the vain hope of kicking some life back into a dead relationship. Choose handbags, choose high-heeled shoes, cashmere and silk, to make yourself feel what passes for happy. Choose an iphone made in China by a woman who jumped out of a window and stick it in the pocket of your jacket fresh from a South-Asian Firetrap. Choose facebook, twitter, snapchat, instagram and a thousand others ways to spew your bile across people you've never met. Choose updating your profile, tell the world what you had for breakfast and hope that someone, somewhere cares. Choose looking up old flames, desperate to believe that you don't look as bad as they do. Choose live-blogging, from your first wank 'til your last breath; human interaction reduced to nothing more than data. Choose ten things you never knew about celebrities who've had surgery. Choose screaming about abortion. Choose rape jokes, slut-shaming, revenge porn and an endless tide of depressing misogyny. Choose 9/11 never happened, and if it did, it was the Jews. Choose a zero-hour contract and a two-hour journey to work. And choose the same for your kids, only worse, and maybe tell yourself that it's better that they never happened. And then sit back and smother the pain with an unknown dose of an unknown drug made in somebody's f.cking kitchen. Choose unfulfilled promise and wishing you'd done it all differently. Choose never learning from your own mistakes. Choose watching history repeat itself. Choose the slow reconciliation towards what you can get, rather than what you always hoped for. Settle for less and keep a brave face on it. Choose disappointment and choose losing the ones you love, then as they fall from view, a piece of you dies with them until you can see that one day in the future, piece by piece, they will all be gone and there'll be nothing left of you to call alive or dead.
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Jun 3, 2023 12:51 AM
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- Look at this shit.

-Hey, Whispering Oaks! Shit I used to go there when I was a kid!

- Oh good, maybe we'll die there as adults.
Jun 3, 2023 2:53 PM

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Nemurenai Aru.
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Jun 3, 2023 5:24 PM

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Awwww yeah this is happenin'!
Jun 3, 2023 11:03 PM

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Sensei, Assface has been loyal to the dojo.
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Jun 5, 2023 5:44 AM
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- Hey Francis. They have the latest issue of "hating everything" magazine here.

- I hate latest issues.
Jun 5, 2023 6:27 AM

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- Mr. Kroger. Two C's, two D's, and an F. That's a 1.2 grade average. Congratulations, Kroger. You're at the top of the Delta pledge class. Mr. Dorfman...
- Hellooooo.
- 0.2... Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son. Mr. Hoover, president of Delta House. 1.6; four C's and an F. A fine example you set! Daniel Simpson Day... has no grade point average. All courses incomplete. Mr. Blu... Mr. Blutarsky... zero... point... zero.
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Jun 5, 2023 4:24 PM
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- Principals always look like lesbians.

- Mom?!
Jun 6, 2023 2:19 AM

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- Omedetou!
- Omedetou!
- Omedetou!
- Omedetou!
- Omedetou!
- Omedetou!
- Omedetou!
- Omedetou!
- EEEH! EEH!
- Omedetou!
- Omedetou!
- Omedetou!
- Omedetou!
- Omedetou!

- ...arigato.
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Jun 6, 2023 5:50 AM
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I am, the one who KNOCKS.
Jun 6, 2023 5:58 AM

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I'm definitely gonna miss you C.
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Jun 6, 2023 11:16 PM
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- You know what I miss? Checking email, see what's new.

- Bah, keep your computers..emails whatever just- give me a pen and paper. 

- You literally the oldest man in the world aren't you? 

- YEAH I get it Louis, Bill gets it for christ sake. And he can't work a flush toilet.
Jun 7, 2023 1:37 AM
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- Hello?

- Rescue 7, that's coming from the bridge! Bridge, identify yourself.

- Hey! There's four of us on the bridge!

- Bridge, are you immune?

- We are not infected.

- Negative Bridge. Are you immune? Have you encountered the infected?

- "Encountered"?! Boy, I am covered in zombie blood and puke, and eyeballs, and twenty other parts I don't even recognize. We are immune as SHIT!
Jun 7, 2023 3:28 AM

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You may go if you wish. But remember this: walk away now and you walk away from your crafts, your skills, your vocations; leaving the next generation with nothing but recycled, digitally-sampled techno-grooves, quasi-synth rhythms, pseudo-songs of violence-laden gangsta-rap, acid pop, and simpering, saccharine, soulless slush. Depart now and you forever separate yourselves from the vital American legacies of Robert Johnson, Muddy Waters, Willie Dixon, Jimmy Reed, Memphis Slim, Blind Boy Fuller, Louie Jordon, Little Walter, Big Walter, Sonnyboy Williamson I and II, Otis Redding, Jackie Wilson, Elvis Presley, Lieber and Stoller, and Robert K. Weiss.

[...]

Turn your backs now and you snuff out the fragile candles of Blues, R&B and Soul, and when those flames flicker and expire, the light of the world is extinguished because the music which has moved mankind through seven decades leading to the millennium will whither and die on the vine of abandonment and neglect.
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Jun 8, 2023 7:28 PM
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- Great, plan B! This is for everyone you killed! 

- Hold your fire! This man isn't black!
Jun 9, 2023 12:36 AM

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- Alrighty everyone. We're going to do the entire reenactment again, because of some confusion over the bell. Now, I know you're just trying to help Eric, but we have to let the Union capture the bell this time.
- But why? Why should they get the bell?
- Wuh. Well, 'cause we're supposed to lose.
- But we don't have to lose.
- What??
- Gentlemen, we can win this battle! Sure, we could lose, and tonight we can go back to our families and say, "We did it! We lost like we were supposed to! Aren't we proud?!" Or, or we take that hill. We take that hill, and when we stand tall upon it, we hold our heads high, and we yell, "Not this year! This year belongs to the Confederaseh!"
- By God, he's right!
- Jimbo!
- Yeah, I've been reenacting this war for 22 years now. And for 22 years us Confederate reenactors have had to spend the evening being ridiculed and made fun of by the Union reenactors! Well, I'm sick of it!
- Yeah! Why do we have to be their bitches every year?!
- I'm tired of losing this battle!
- And I say it's high time we kicked some ass! Who's with me?!
- YEAH!
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Jun 9, 2023 10:27 PM

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DAREKA TASUKETE!
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Jun 9, 2023 11:39 PM

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Ten years in the joint made you a fuckin' pussy!
Jun 10, 2023 4:04 AM

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- No, you don't understand. My son is getting bullied every day. Yeah, they call him names. "Freak," "loser," "sh.tlip." It's not right. You have to do something about this. You're gonna make an announcement?
- Don't have them make an announcement.
- Just, please keep his name out of it. I don't want him to be embarrassed. I'm sure that this will nip it in the bud. Uh-huh.
- Do you realize what you've done?
- The school needed to know that this behavior should not be tolerated.
- Don't you get it? They're never going to stop making fun of me because I'm a loser.
- That's not true.
- Wake up, Mom! I'm a freak. I'm never gonna have any other friends besides Demetri. I'm never going to get a girlfriend, I'm never going to be anything other than a kid with a weird lip!

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Jun 11, 2023 3:02 PM

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ouch 
Jun 12, 2023 1:20 AM

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It ain't my fault! It's that Abe guy! First Rupture Farms, now Necrum Mines! There ain't no bones anywhere. No bones, no brew! I am totally screwed! My career is over, oh ho ho, and it's all that blue bastard's fault!
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Jun 13, 2023 3:39 PM

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DONDAKE!
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Jun 14, 2023 4:40 PM
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Hey don't you piss on my leg and tell me it's raining.
Jun 14, 2023 4:48 PM

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"Tiana, Khadija, Lenny, Karvel, him, him, him, her, him, him, bodies, bodies, bodies!”

“𝘐𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘶𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥, 𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘵𝘩 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘺 𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘯’𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘮𝘦. 𝘏𝘶𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘴 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘪𝘳𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢𝘮𝘣𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝘢𝘴 “𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘵𝘩”. 𝘏𝘶𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘬𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘶𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘴 𝘪𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 “𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘵𝘩” 𝘢𝘴 𝘢𝘯 𝘦𝘹𝘤𝘶𝘴𝘦.” – 𝘚𝘢𝘯𝘦𝘵𝘰𝘴𝘩𝘪 𝘞𝘢𝘵𝘢𝘴𝘦
ʏᴀsᴜʜᴀ - ғʟʏᴅᴀʏ ᴄʜɪɴᴀᴛᴏᴡɴ


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