You were put into a yoai anime universe where all the characters are creepy and want to f*ck you although you're straight. How do you escape?
| Are there only dudes in this universe? Because if not, I would stay given there would plenty of women and virtually no competition. |
| People who put MAL stats in their sigs are losers lol |
| Use my sexy seduction skill to turn them all uke. Then proceed to fuck anything that moves. |
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| Since none of them would be able to do any work that requires fine-tuning and small fingers (because yaoi hands) I'd specialize in that and build a monopoly to become the most powerful man and preserve my virginity until the day I die become a wizard. |
| I probably regret this post by now. |
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