| To become a programmer. Ever stole anything? |
It would be funnier if you were a girl >_> 
| Chrono Trigger How much would I need to pay for one night with you? |
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| More than your u probably have but less than you'd probably expect How many times would a friend have to puke on you before you consider getting a new friend? |
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| Lol depends, if it was a good friend, thennn a couple times, maybe. If it was an acquaintance, I would stop talking to them immediately What's the weirdest thing you've ever done for money? |
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| Can't say I've ever done anything weird, but I have done some dirty jobs before. Like opening up a sceptic tank to try and snake the pipes. That was a fun day. Have you ever hung out with homeless people? |
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| Yeah, I've hung out with homeless people when I used to be a homeless people What's the most funny and/or fucked up thing you've done while drunk? |
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| Well at my dads wedding I drunkenly grabbed a microphone and started death metal growling into it when people were trying to say nice things about my dad and the lady he was marrying. I'm pretty sure I was trying to say nice things too but I don't remember. How long were you homeless? |
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| Just a couple weeks at a time, while I was growing up every few months or so my mother and I would get into fights and she'd kick me out of the house and tell me not to come back, then call the cops and tell them I was a runaway to save her own ass -__- Then when the cops found me they'd haul me back. Happened every once in a while for like 5 years. Would be homeless now too if it weren't for my boyfriend~ Do you do your own growls and vocals and stuff to your guitar music? |
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| I'm working on it. My first song is called Grimm at the Gates. Putting everything together is hard though. What is the most embarrassed you've ever been? |
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| Oh shit, that's a hard question to ask someone who gets embarrassed over something every day. Can every time I've ever talked to anyone new count? No? Well then.. I guess recently, the boyfriend and I were filling out applications, like PAPER ones that actually had to be turned in to the store people, not just submitted online, and when we went to go give them to the store, (I'm really bad at talking to people irl, I get social anxiety up the ass, its not even funny) he wanted to give them to the store manager and I just went into panic attack mode and nearly broke down handing this guy a piece of paper. Ended up not even saying a word to the guy, just handed him the application after my boyfriend did all the talking, gave him a nod, then kicked my own ass about how bad I screwed shit up for the rest of the day. When did you first start writing your own songs n stuff? |
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| Back in high school. I never wrote or anything like that until I had to write a poem for English class. I actually managed to impress the emo poetry chick in my class with what I wrote (not what I was trying to do in the first place but she was hot so it went to my head... shut up) so I just kinda went with it. I started playing guitar around the same time too. Besides pocky cat, when was the last time you drew something? |
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| Hmm, besides occasional quick doodles of faces (faces are the only thing I can draw without reference pictures), the last time I drew something and took it seriously was about two years ago. I drew my ex - who was my boyfriend at the time - based off a selfie that he took as a birthday present. I still have that picture somewhere if I look for it Ahh, here it is In your opinion, how much do looks determine the value of a woman? |
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| Hmmm... that's a good one. Because my mind goes in two directions here. If we're talking the value of a woman, as a person, looks mean nothing. It's what you do, what you say, who you really are that has value. I'd trade a million sexy boring bitches for one plain chick that can make me laugh. Now when it comes to value as a woman in terms of a sexual relationship looks are a little more important. But then again who's to say what's beautiful and what's not. I've seen guys go apeshit for a girl that looked like she'd been beaten like a red headed stepchild. If you want my opinion though, looks don't mean much for me. I find the brain to be the most attractive part of a woman (go ahead, call me a fag) What the most you've fapped in one day. |
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| LOL over 9000!...is what I bet most of the people here would think my answer would be since I dont hold back my perverted humor at all. But if Im bein honest here, 3 times in one day happened once. Whew, what a day. How much do you draw and what do you like drawing? |
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| I don't draw as much as I used to because I do other stuff too, but I usually do once a week at least. I typically like to draw cartoony stuff and abstract designs that sometimes look like things. Like I drew my dads tattoo http://imgur.com/oZ7XkCf Stuff like dat Why don't you art more? Not gonna lie your skills are bumming me out... |
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| Wow! I like a lot. And you say my "skills" bum you out? Dude your draws are really cool! Ahh well I used to draw every day back when I was like 13-14, I really wanted to be an artist, it was my dream. But over the years I started drawing less and less because my own failures would bum me out too much. I mean, when I have a bunch of reference pics to look at while I draw and many hours to do it in, my art doesnt turn out too bad, but when Im trying to draw my own thing from my head, I always mess something up. The anatomy or proportions wont ever look right. I know they say practice makes perfect, but Im a perfectionist, and when something doesnt come out perfect the first time, I get so mad at myself. Takes all the fun out and just gives me more reason to hate on myself. Will you draw for me a tentacle monster? Pretty please? |
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| Don't think too much and just try to have fun dammit, you're an artist! Grab that by the balls and run with it! And it would be my honor to draw you a tentacle monster milady. Alright your little value of a woman question got me thinking, in your opinion, what determines the value of a man? |
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| YAY!! Thank you~ Hmm, well, in a societal sense, men seemed to be determined by their strength, their work, and their accomplishments. At least, that's what I've seen so far. Whenever I hear people describing a certain male to someone else, the first things that come up are whether or not he has a job and what he does, what he's accomplished in his work and otherwise, personal skills and such, and simple strength. (Very different from how I hear people talk about women. When I hear that, all I ever hear is "Is she hot?" "What does she look like?" "If shes ugly then I dont care.") But personally, I dont care about how strong a man is, what he does for a living, or what theyve achieved. If Im gonna be around these men, as friends or more, whatever, all that matters to me is how they make me feel. If I enjoy being around them. If I can relate, talk with, and have good times with these men. If they can accept me. I'd take a a skinny man who works at a Dollar Tree that can make me laugh til I cry and understand me personally over some beefed up CEO in a heartbeat that's a total bore and doesnt get a word that I say. Does that make any sense?? I dont seem to be very good at making answers short and sweet, huh. Sorry. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be and why? |
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| I'm picking up what you're putting down, and don't worry about making responses short. I like hearing your thoughts on stuff If I could change one thing... that's tough. Id have to go with my procrastination. My whole life I've always put stuff off until the very last minute. Which luckily I work pretty good under pressure so I've been able to wing it, but I feel my life would be a lot easier if I didn't put things off so much. Have you ever been so tired you can't sleep? |
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| Oh yeah, many times. It makes no sense and is the most damned irritating thing. Have you ever had a recurring dream or nightmare?? |
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| Yup, wrote a poem about it.... The world around me is naught but black, there is no ground beneath my feet, suspended in a place devoid of life save a faint and fading heartbeat. A voice calls out in a tongue unknown, it beckons me to succumb. I hear the chilling frightening sound and soon, my mind goes numb... Yeah I sometimes have a dream where I'm hanging in blackness and I sometimes hear a voice I can't understand. It was scary at first but now I just roll with it. What's your favorite Pokémon? |
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| Slowpoke. Which cola company produces the best cola? |
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| Whichever company produces squirt, my favorite soda for more than one reason. Have you ever hurt yourself trying to lift something heavy? |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| Once I dropped the table that I was carrying on my toe, does that count? What are your favorite offensive pick-up lines? |
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| You'd make a great statistic, what do you say we go back to my place and run some numbers... I'm actually not sure how offensive that is, I just pulled it out of my ass. So you like mangos? |
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| I like mango flavored candy, does that count? Never had an actual mango. So how bout that weather. huh? |
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Fuck! I hate typos... Weathers hot as always. Arizona is pretty much desert yeah? You know what I'm talking about. It's nice by the beach but go inland and it gets swampy real quick. Have you ever eaten pigs feet? |
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| That sounds like the least edible part of a pig though, no. Well, besides the bones n stuff. I'd rather use weird hings like pigs feet in a witch's brew. That sounds fun. Have you ever made a fort, not as a kid but as a grown ass adult? |
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| No. If I were to build one now it would have to be one big ass fort to accommodate my 6'3 270 lb frame. Me and small spaces don't exactly get along. I'm not claustrophobic or anything I just think its annoying to be hunched over and unable to move. Like I would love to know how people bang in the back of a car... sounds like a nightmare. What's your guilty pleasure music? |
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| ABBA If you had to nuke one city, which would you pick? |
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| Boca Raton, Florida. I know it's not really a "city" it's just a place I hate. Have you ever gotten stoned at the library? |
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| Of all the places I've ever been stoned in, a library is not one of them, and that's probably a good thing because sometimes when I'm high I just giggle for no reason for a long time If you had one shot, or one opportunity, to seize all you ever wanted, in one moment, would you capture it, or just let it slip? |
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| I don't know, I find it hard to believe there would be only one opportunity. Also there's not a lot I want so if someone asked me that I'd probably say something like "way hey hey it's just an ordinary day, and its all your state of mind. At the end of the day, you just gotta say... it's alright" What are your thoughts on flaming dog poo, and the human response? |
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| Ahh, is there any prank more classic than the flaming bag of dog poo? Right alongside the covering the houses in toilet paper, throwing eggs at a stranger's door, and stealing candy from a baby (wait is that a prank or is it just something that assholes like me find funny?), the fiery pouch of dog crap has gone down in history, and for good reason too, because it is pretty damn hilarious. Few things are more hilarious than the reaction of fear and confusion on your victim's face when they see a hazardous fire, then doubled by their utter disgust when they put out the flames only to end up in a heaping pile of shit. Literally. I've always wanted to do this to someone tbh. What are the pros and cons of big boobs vs small boobs? |
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| Oh boy we're getting into the hard hitting questions here. Alrighty then. So here's my thoughts. Big tits are nice, fun to play with, but unfortunately they don't retain their shape very well. They get droopy, which doesn't necessarily take away from the fun to be had but if you got some big knockers time is not your friend(I also hear their not very good for your back) Small tits will look nice longer but, well, I mean there's not much to grab onto so they end up being more ornamental than anything. I guess what it comes down to is big tits are fun but don't always look as nice, small tits you can't have as much fun with but they sure are perdy. Do you read comics? (not manga) |
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| I have never read any comics, no. I know a lot about super hero comics from my dad, though, who has collected them his whole life basically. He's always told me about his favorites every chance that he could. I''ve always kinda wanted to get into it, but like, its my dad's thing. I'd feel like I'd get made fun of by the rest of my family for it. You ever been to a drag club? |
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| (god dammit NoPants... the things you say sometimes...) No but I'd be down to go to one though. I mean it would be an experience to be sure. I'd just kinda hang out in the corner and observe. How many things do you keep yourself from doing because of your weird anxiety? |
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| Hmmm... *counts on fingers*...*runs out of fingers to count on* I can't help it okaayyyy, it's not something I can controlllll. Trust me if my brain worked the same way everybody else's did I'd be livin it up right now. I wouldn't be a loser like I am. Tis not a choice that I make. I kick myself in the ass every day for keeping myself from doing things I want, even on my own, believe me. Especially nowadays. Everyone always told me I was just "shy" and I'd grow out of it someday but, idk, kinda starting to think my brain is just hardwired to this irrational weirdness, like some sort of legit disorder, and if that were the case I'd probably hate myself even more for being that much more different than everybody else. I know that I haven't actually lived a day in my life, I know I'm gonna die full of regrets. I know. And it sucks. I didn't choose the anxiety life, the anxiety life chose me. Lol Have you really not watched any anime since 2014 or do you just never update your list? |
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| (That's not true, there will come a day when you finally stop giving a fuck, and is gon be rad as fuk) I just don't update my list. What's your guilty pleasure anime? |
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| Oh lawd, those anime that fucking suck but you like them anyway? I have a few of those. Like for example, Uta no Prince-sama, or any reverse harem with bishies that sing. Its such a dumb show but goddammit my ovaries explode over that shit. Also shit like Valkyrie Drive: Mermaid, where there's lesbian ecchi upon lesbian ecchi upon lesbian ecchi. Stupidest series ever, that show was, but it did make my kitty purr, so i enjoyed it anyway. (For the record, lesbian ecchi > regular ecchi) What is your favorite Nordic tale? |
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| Ragnarök probably, twilight of the gods, the final battle, always a good time. Do you ever talk to yourself? |
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| Yup, but most of the time I sing to myself. Not even actual songs either (though I do that a lot too). If I gotta fold laundry, I'll sing "fuuuccckk this laaundryyyy" or something. Everything has gotta be in song form if I'm saying it to myself What would you do if you could switch genders for a day? |
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| Haha I would be drunk with power, as well as actually drunk because I wouldn't pay for a single drink. What would happen if someone handed you a baby and then ran away? |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| ^Wow I really like how that song perfectly and subtly that captures how much they hate doing laundry and dishes I would probably run up to another person, give them the baby, then run away as well, then watch that person do the same. Like a game of hot potato, right? What would you do for $5? |
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| You... I'm a pretty cheap whore. Haha nah, but it would really all depend on how much I need that 5. If I haven't eaten in awhile that list of things I would do grows. When did you start watching anime? |
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| Knowingly? Circa 1995. Which TV channel is the worst? |
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| I haven't watched tv in awhile but I remember Fox News being pretty shitty What would you do for a Klondike bar? |
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| (I WAS GOING TO ASK THAT YESTERDAY BUT INSTEAD I CHANGED IT TO WHAT WOULD YOU DO FOR $5) Oh, I would do THIS for a Klondike bar  You ever flashed a stranger? |
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