| I can't since I don't have any :/ Tell me a joke. |
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| I would but I have a dry sense of humour and don't think you will get it. Make me dinner! |
  Felix qui potuit rerum cognoscere causas. |
| all i can do is to wash so vegetables ... u want ? stop wasting your time on MAL! |
| Nothing I do is a waste of time, as per re the laws I have laid in place in my country. Definitely no a dictatorship. Go ask for a raise. Even if you're in grade/high school. |
| What the fuck is oatmeal? |
| ........ who am I supposed to ask from? I'm unemployed :P Go to bed. Now! |
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| I would but I have a lot of anime to catch up on. Make sure to always be kind to people! |
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| I would but most people are stupid Make sure to eat all your vegetables! |
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| Ich spreche kein Englisch! Reply to this post lazy bum! |
| He can't as bum doesn't have any fingers to type! Tell your crush you love her/him next time you see her/him. |
Felix qui potuit rerum cognoscere causas. |
| Can't. I murdered them >:D Go roll around in a meadow! |
| There's no meadow around here :( Have a sweet cake for breakfast. |
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| I would but my dentist would kill me.... Sing me a song. |
Felix qui potuit rerum cognoscere causas. |
| I was asked never to sing a song for it marks the end of the world and I don't want the world to end just yet. Buy me cola. |
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| Cola is bad for you, I will buy you water instead ;) wear a warm jacket when its cold. |
Felix qui potuit rerum cognoscere causas. |
| I'm broke and I can't cook. Find me a panda-patterned umbrella. |
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| I found you one but then lost it sorry :'( Book a flight to England next week! |
Felix qui potuit rerum cognoscere causas. |
| Sorry man,delivery services don't like me =/ Give a hug in your little sister |
 " Even death has a heart." |
| Can't, they're being held hostage by a crazy American at Pizza hut Eat a sock as if your life depended on it |
| But it looks comfortable on the ground!! Buy me a house in Mayfair! |
Felix qui potuit rerum cognoscere causas. |
| I suppose I could buy a house for you, if you pay though ;P Give me your homework! |
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| You already have it, and finished it! Thanks! Fix my pc! |
| I accidentally bought flesh-eating flowers and well.. they ate me. The reason of why I can write back is because my soul still lives in MAL Bring back my soul to my body |
| I can't, because I am trying to run away as well. Go get me a soda. |
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| Impossible, you have all the sodas! Pass the exam! |
| I can't, since I have already passed them. Go sleep. |
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| Sorry, I dont have bedtimes (⌐■_■) Parachute and scream GERONIMOOOOOO!!!!!!! |
| Man, my parachute was just stolen. Scream, "SCREAM" |
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| I would, but I'm in an imaginary library so I have to keep quiet or else I'd get kicked out.. Put on some deodorant!! |
| I can't, I am already dead. Shoot a tree. |
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| the tree happened to be the leader of the forest-mafia so I had no chance Go fishing |
| I would but I have no lake. Become an animal. |
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| The dark wizards stole all of my magic.. Yell at a stranger |
| The mirror always breaks when I look into it ='(((((((( Cure my brain freeze XO |
| I'm not a doctor, I'd probably kill you instead Give me a foot massage!! >.< |
  I choose to daydream to escape this nightmare called reality. |
| My hands are strong and I don't want to break Kohai's foot :( Battle me in Pokemon! |
Felix qui potuit rerum cognoscere causas. |
| My pokemons went to party last night so they're with a huge hangover Make me a pizza :F |
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| I ate all of the dough. Make a new anime. |
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| I'm not that imaginative. You'll probably hate it. Make me Cookie Dough Ice-cream! |
I choose to daydream to escape this nightmare called reality. |
| Sorry, I can't since I am mute. Watch an anime! |
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| I can't, I'm reading manga rn Clean my room! |
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