| meh What do you call a manticore that must be included |
Clarus_NoxJul 28, 2014 10:39 AM
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| I see what you did but due to the set-up it isn't really related to manticores. |
| how bout now? |
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| Yeah, that way it gets a passing grade. |
| pfft... time to move on lol we've had worse, it is the dawn of the N's! why did the centaur sleep all day? |
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| Why couldn't the Dormouse sleep at night? |
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| I swear you're not even trying for the nightmares..... |
| lol well damn it you come up with something, I haven't seen a pun from Kami in quite some time (not that's necessarily a bad thing) lol |
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| come on kami grace us with your magnificent puns nereid or nureonago take your pick |
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| Why did the centaur put on a suit of armor? |
| "When you have bought your own load of hooey, you know exactly what it is worth." -- Bruce Sterling |
| hmm not bad |
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| Why are men hesitant about having sex with Nereids? [spoiler]They are afraid of catching a venereidal disease. |
KamikadzeTM said: Why are men hesitant about having sex with Nereids? [spoiler]They are afraid of catching a venereidal disease. Hey, what gives! Not nice, Kami... >:( |
| Okay, Su is forbidden to read this one!! How do you call a nureonago that lives in your toilet? |
| XD |
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| Why are ogres good at cards? How do you call it when an ogre makes an advancement? How do you know an ogre is sexually satisfied? Why are there are few ogre puns? |
| Why don't Orcs do well in groups? |
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| Have you ever heard of a pig faced orc? Why was the orc quiet on her first date? What's on the ground but also a hundred feet in the air? Why doesn't the Oomukade like being called a Centipede? |
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| Actually the third one sounds like a Sphinx riddle or something. |
| bonus points? lol |
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| Depends on what you're aiming for. |
KamikadzeTM said: Depends on what you're aiming for. Shouldn't we rename this thread to puntalk? :) |
| Signature removed. It was too good for this cruel world. |
| @Beast Legends say, occasionally things other then puns happen here....but they are long forgotten...Otherwise, once we run out of MGs we will have to think of a different stupid thing to do. |
| We talk about other random crap all the time, the pun chat gets forgotten every now and again but we inevitably always come back :P |
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| So next letter? |
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KamikadzeTM said: Actually the third one sounds like a Sphinx riddle or something. Yeah, thanks a lot, Green. Now I have to fight Aneksi off again. |
| "When you have bought your own load of hooey, you know exactly what it is worth." -- Bruce Sterling |
| You're welcome :3 |
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| We all know how it's gonna end for you anyway, tyger :3 |
| I'm not sure about this one but... Why wouldn't the Pharaoh believe her boat was broken? Why was the Pharaoh so rich? Why is the Pharaoh irresistible? |
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| I thought bout the 3rd one but wasn't too sure on it |
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| The second one's gold, though. |
| "When you have bought your own load of hooey, you know exactly what it is worth." -- Bruce Sterling |
| Since there are only a few 'P's I'll let everyone else have a go at the other girls, remember we're not using the named characters |
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| Why didn't the fairies buy the newest monitor? [spoiler]Because it had too few pixiels. |
KamikadzeTM said: Why didn't the fairies buy the newest monitor? boo |
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| eh I considered the pixel joke route as well but it didn't feel right to me |
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| It would result in dead pixiels, right? |
| m-maybe? |
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| I once found a dead pixiel on my monitor. So I went ahead and killed them all so that they are all the same. |
| I buy spare monitors just to kill pixiels... |
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| My monitor had a dead pixiel and the other ones thought I did it so they...uh...let's just say that I'll never be a bride now =P |
| I never knew you planned on being a bride :3 |
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| what do you called a stoned devil? was best i could do i got nothing for parasitic slime |
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| Why does the pot devil wear her pot on her waist? Why was the pot devil wrongfully arrested? |
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| Ha! That second one's really good. |
| "When you have bought your own load of hooey, you know exactly what it is worth." -- Bruce Sterling |
| XD nice, the double take on that cop lol |
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| dang pot dealers dealing pots in the local malls |
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| They better be careful, pots are gateway dishes to harder cookware |
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| eventually you'll fall into cooking appliances, and rehab wont be able to help you then |
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| I won't oven comment on that. |
| "When you have bought your own load of hooey, you know exactly what it is worth." -- Bruce Sterling |
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