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Jul 7, 2014 11:51 AM

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@Clarus You're about 2-3 days late to realize there was a new girl.
Jul 7, 2014 11:53 AM

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i couldn't find the page in my book marks XT
Jul 7, 2014 12:57 PM

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I don't check unless ppl let me know :P
Jul 8, 2014 4:38 PM

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What's a Kunoichi's favorite drink?


What kind of shoes does a Kunoichi wear?


What did the kitsune say when asked if she preferd men or women?


blah
Jul 9, 2014 3:30 AM

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*sigh*
so i found what may be a bedbug in my bed couple hours ago
started washing all my clothe items and searching for more signs
now a pipe in my washer has broken
and the bathroom is flooded (bout 2 inches of water before i stopped it)

these things come in 3s im afraid of what is gonna happen next
Jul 9, 2014 4:23 AM

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Just burn your house down, psshhh.

WHy is the Karakasa-Obake such a reliable monster?
Jul 9, 2014 5:13 AM

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What happens when your Lamia girlfriend breaks off your engagement?

"When you have bought your own load of hooey, you know exactly what it is worth." -- Bruce Sterling
Jul 9, 2014 6:31 AM

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@Tyger *cough* One more girl left with K *cough*
Jul 9, 2014 9:23 AM

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I have no idea how to make a joke for the kesaran pasaran, instead I give you this:

What do you get when you cross a kesaran pasaran and an arachne?
Jul 9, 2014 9:38 AM

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Requesting proper kesaran bad joke. Please, isn't there a Bad Joke hero to save us in this dark day?!
Jul 9, 2014 10:02 AM

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How'd the kesaran pasaran escape?
Jul 9, 2014 1:37 PM

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Sarah got turned into a key so she went to ask her friend Pasa for help. The latter was horrified and wanted to destroy the moving key.
What happened?
Jul 9, 2014 1:39 PM

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KamikadzeTM said:
Requesting proper kesaran bad joke. Please, isn't there a Bad Joke hero to save us in this dark day?!


What is the Kesaran Pasaran's life philosophy?



That's all I got... :/
Jul 9, 2014 7:11 PM

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I say we move on... lol
Jul 9, 2014 7:37 PM

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KamikadzeTM said:
@Tyger *cough* One more girl left with K *cough*


Yeah, yeah, but it was a new day. But if you vultures insist...

Why did the Kesaran Pesaran want to be a Sphinx?

"When you have bought your own load of hooey, you know exactly what it is worth." -- Bruce Sterling
Jul 9, 2014 9:09 PM

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I wasn't sure if the dandelion jokes were right or not lol. eh I'm good with that one ^^ good job tyger.
Jul 13, 2014 5:17 AM

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Why are large mice such great wives?


What is a Lizardman's favorite genre of music?
Jul 13, 2014 10:48 AM

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*groan*
Jul 13, 2014 12:22 PM

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Why was the Leanan Sidhe afraid her husband would go to jail?


Why are lava golems so cute?


Just two at a time this time biznitches! :P
Jul 13, 2014 1:24 PM

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Why do Lava Golems know so many sex positions?

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Jul 13, 2014 3:19 PM

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tygertyger said:
Why do Lava Golems know so many sex positions?



i dont get it :T
Jul 13, 2014 9:10 PM

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Idk.. I know the song 50 ways to leave your lover.. or kama sutra 50 ways to love ur lover..
Jul 13, 2014 9:13 PM

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greatgreenman said:
Idk.. I know the song 50 ways to leave your lover


There you go.
"When you have bought your own load of hooey, you know exactly what it is worth." -- Bruce Sterling
Jul 13, 2014 9:29 PM

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tygertyger said:
greatgreenman said:
Idk.. I know the song 50 ways to leave your lover


There you go.


still dont get it :3
Jul 14, 2014 5:17 AM

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Clarus_Nox said:
still dont get it :3


I tell ya, kids today...
"When you have bought your own load of hooey, you know exactly what it is worth." -- Bruce Sterling
Jul 14, 2014 6:17 AM

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I don't get it either. I'm guessing it's a song or somethin' but meh.
Jul 14, 2014 10:36 AM

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yeah its a song... Tyger you made me feel old man...
Jul 14, 2014 1:25 PM

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greatgreenman said:
yeah its a song... Tyger you made me feel old man...


Ah, quit yer whinin'. I'm older than you are. Get off my lawn, ye young whippersnappers! :)
"When you have bought your own load of hooey, you know exactly what it is worth." -- Bruce Sterling
Jul 14, 2014 2:06 PM

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Nope, you were born on March 18th, that means you are only 4 months old sir! I was born in 1989... so I wont know how old I am exactly until the end of each passing year... But I am between 24 and 25!

:3

Why couldn't the liliraune ride a bike?


Why was the living doll so greedy?


Why did lamia laugh til she cried?


come on guys where you at?
Jul 14, 2014 6:44 PM

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eh puns are puns, we'll take any and all to get through the damn letters lol
Jul 14, 2014 7:28 PM

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In which river are you sure to find Lamias?


What is a Lamia's favorite dance?


What do you call a Lamia who works for the government?


What did the Lamia give to her husband?


What does an exhibitionist Lamia wear to the beach?


What is a Lamia's favorite movie?


What clothing might sister Lamias share?
Jul 14, 2014 7:28 PM

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i think that'll cover all lamia puns
Jul 14, 2014 7:34 PM

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eh there's an abundance of snake related jokes so have at it I suppose. The only ones left at the lilim, lesser succubus and lich
Jul 14, 2014 7:53 PM

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greatgreenman said:
. The only ones left at the lilim, lesser succubus and lich


yeah i got nothing
Jul 14, 2014 8:18 PM

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How do special needs monstergirls get to school?



What did the undead pimp say?



Lilim?

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Jul 14, 2014 8:21 PM

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tygertyger said:
How do special needs monstergirls get to school?



What did the undead pimp say?



Lilim?



ok

*laughs*

meh
Jul 14, 2014 8:59 PM

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lol I knew tyger could come through to save the day. I'm satisfied enough to say we can put the letter 'L' to rest...
Jul 14, 2014 10:48 PM

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Clarus_Nox said:

What did the Lamia give to her husband?


Am I the only one who thinks this is extremely cute?
Jul 14, 2014 10:52 PM

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What did the detective Mermaid say to the Merrow client?



What do you call a Mimic that likes to fight?

Jul 15, 2014 5:26 AM

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Why is is so expensive to date a Mandako who grows among great scenery?

"When you have bought your own load of hooey, you know exactly what it is worth." -- Bruce Sterling
Jul 15, 2014 5:26 AM

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*sigh*
Jul 15, 2014 6:27 AM

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How many March Hares does it take to change a light bulb?


If you have a line of 100 March Hares in a row and 99 of them take 1 step backwards, what do you have?


What do you get when you cross a Mantis with a March Hare?


What’s a mummy’s favorite music?


What’s a mummy’s other favorite music?
Jul 16, 2014 9:17 PM

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On a completely unrelated note, I have been unable to send PMs for two days; some kind of security error. Anyone else seeing this?
"When you have bought your own load of hooey, you know exactly what it is worth." -- Bruce Sterling
Jul 16, 2014 9:36 PM

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tygertyger said:
On a completely unrelated note, I have been unable to send PMs for two days; some kind of security error. Anyone else seeing this?


I was getting that error when my outbox was full (even though it wasn't telling me my outbox was full) so I'd double check that. If that doesn't do it then the good ol' clear the cache trick may do it (and if not I have all sorts of other suggestions if needed)
Jul 17, 2014 12:58 AM

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tygertyger said:
On a completely unrelated note, I have been unable to send PMs for two days; some kind of security error. Anyone else seeing this?


i was able to send you a message

emerald might be right bout the full inbox and outbox even though its a little stupid imo
Jul 17, 2014 4:56 AM

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I'm able to receive messages OK. I'll try clearing the dross and see if that works. Thanks, em!
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Jul 17, 2014 11:19 AM

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Its really annoying having to clear the inbox and sent box -_-...
Jul 18, 2014 12:16 AM

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Look i'm the 1000th reply.

i.e. Look i'm the twat
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