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Nov 23, 2012 6:39 PM

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^ wants vagina
Nov 23, 2012 6:49 PM
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^ Hates Bestiality.
Nov 23, 2012 10:59 PM

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^ Has bad taste in anime.
Nov 24, 2012 1:54 AM
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^ What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Nov 24, 2012 2:05 AM

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^ Wasn't very bored 10 minutes ago.
Nov 24, 2012 2:26 AM

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Sorayin said:
Just laughed my ass off.

^ Totally doesn't have a favorites list full Girls (mostly Lolita) and a Lolicon to accompany them.
Nov 24, 2012 2:29 AM

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^ Isn't a lolicon himself.
Nov 24, 2012 2:36 AM

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You've got me... :D

Personally Owns 95% of the Accounts here on Mal, and has tried his best to give them their own unique personalities... In reality, less that 500 of the posts on this thread were done by people other than you.
Nov 24, 2012 2:43 AM

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^ Knows that because he has access to the Google Analytics data for this site.
Nov 24, 2012 2:46 AM

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Knows that because he's planted numerous hidden cameras around my loli cave...
Nov 24, 2012 2:48 AM

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^ Actually has a loli cave.
Nov 24, 2012 3:02 AM

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Oh yeah... I forgot, it was the loli dungeon.

Wishes he had a loli cave.
Nov 24, 2012 3:04 AM
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^ Recognises copypasta easily
Nov 24, 2012 3:08 AM

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Well that's actually quite true, Especially on those introduction threads...

Jerks off to my avatar.
Nov 24, 2012 3:09 AM

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^ Was asleep for the last hour.
Nov 24, 2012 5:17 AM

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^ constantly monitors their farm in Farmville
Nov 24, 2012 6:13 AM

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^ Has the most popular blog on MAL.
Nov 24, 2012 11:28 AM

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^ Dropped half the anime on this site
Nov 24, 2012 11:33 AM

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^ Her initials are actually T.J.B.
Nov 24, 2012 11:38 AM

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^ Is actually Kamina from Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann
Nov 24, 2012 1:35 PM

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^ Is a regular user on Doutaini
Come visit my town // I apologize in advance for my second-rate English

Join my fan club // Improve the transport network
Nov 24, 2012 7:48 PM

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^ Goes snowboarding every summer break
Nov 24, 2012 8:53 PM

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^ worships the baphomet
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ
Nov 24, 2012 9:08 PM

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^Is Oscar the Grouch's alter ego.
Nov 24, 2012 9:09 PM

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Lives in a cave and eats spiders.
Nov 24, 2012 9:51 PM

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^ Has never bled. Ever.
Nov 24, 2012 10:16 PM

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^ Always bleeds at that time of the month.
Nov 25, 2012 1:51 AM
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^ Is one of those guys who jacks it on omegle.
Nov 25, 2012 2:08 AM

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^Is a serial rapist that managed to change his face
Nov 25, 2012 2:35 AM

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^ Has the potential to be a surgeon
Nov 25, 2012 2:43 AM

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Stays up 8 hours a day and sleeps the rest.

Nov 25, 2012 3:15 AM

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That would actually be nice. :o

^ Never really believed Bob the Builder could fix it
Nov 25, 2012 4:46 AM

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^ Truly believes tiny forum avatars are inferior to larger ones.
Nov 25, 2012 6:15 AM

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^ Likes his men how he likes his coffee.
Nov 25, 2012 10:32 AM

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^ Pick fights with random strangers on the streets.
Nov 25, 2012 11:06 AM

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Asks random strangers on the street for drug money in exchange for a wank and dank.
Nov 25, 2012 11:08 AM

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^ Is having physical relations with a certain fastfood clown! :O
Nov 25, 2012 4:27 PM

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^ Is having physical relations with a rapist clown named John Wayne Gacy
Nov 25, 2012 4:59 PM

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^is a pasta monster xD
Nov 25, 2012 5:14 PM

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^ Is actually a world famous popsinger
Nov 25, 2012 6:22 PM

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Is actually a world famous Pasta Monster...
Nov 25, 2012 6:24 PM

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^Has a pet T-Rex
Nov 26, 2012 5:53 AM
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only eats Twinkies
Nov 26, 2012 10:29 AM

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^ Has a crush on one of the people that was spamming MAL today.

Just bumping this thread back to the first page after it got buried under the spam.
Nov 26, 2012 10:33 AM

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^is actually a stalker
Nov 26, 2012 10:34 AM

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^ Found that out by stalking me.
Nov 26, 2012 10:40 AM

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^Makes poisoned drugs
Nov 26, 2012 1:12 PM

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^ Uses drugs
Nov 26, 2012 2:36 PM

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^ Posts truthful statements in this thread.
Nov 26, 2012 2:39 PM

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Has never posted a truthful statement in this thread.
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